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Virgoon, also if you've got a beard, you should either shave that poo poo off, or groom the gently caress out of it. Chicks kinda dig beards these days, but if your poo poo is scraggly as gently caress/neck beardy then thats part of whats loving you up. Take a good long objective look in the mirror, and be all "is that a scraggly rear end neck beard"? If your answer is yes, then shave that bitch off.
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Solice Kirsk posted:My haircuts cost $50 and I get a head rub, two shampoos, and spirited conversation from a crazy hippy girl that truly believes in karma. It's pricey as hell, but they make me look more like a banker instead of a crazy homeless man asking millionaires for their money. Once I'm retired I'm rocking a mohawk again. Old rear end in a top hat dude with a gray mohawk. I can't loving wait. The head rub/shampoo is the best bit about getting a posh haircut
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mfcrocker posted:Find a haircut you like the look of. Literally show the person who is cutting your hair that picture. Look stupid as gently caress because you have no taste and got a mullet Despite all of this being true mullets actually rule
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quote:I found that there's a sex club near me, and the idea wouldn't leave my head. I got absolutely wasted to deal with my crippling depression and self doubt and went, first just to see if it was real, which became a slippery slope to watching and then taking part in the sex. I'm hetrosexual, but the idea of penatraive sex has never really appealed to me - I've only had it once, but have had other romantic/sexual contact, so this is out of character. I'm so ashamed. I hope that confessing it, even anonymously, will help me find forgiveness with God. It was a wake up call, I've decided to kick porn and focus on improving myself, just gotta shake the gulit now. This sounds like a pro-abstinence filmstrip that would be shown to teenagers in the 70s Skipping: a person repeatedly telling me to post content, yeah yeah Stylometry goon follows up in third person: quote:I confess that I find Loq's mentions of his wife wholesome and endearing and makes jokes about it being dumb because he's jealous. Never too late bud If the r/r thread is any indication you can now even form some extremely unhealthy relationships with younger women who have daddy issues and are probably hellcats in the sack
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Oct 4, 2018 20:33
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I bet it was a real slippery slope.
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Oct 5, 2018 01:05
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alpaca diseases posted:Despite all of this being true mullets actually rule
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Low on content right now, guys  Current inventory is another email from the toenail guy I'm not opening, puppetmaster denying he wrote the "survivor" fesh, and another cookie-cutter right-wing rant where some chud claimed to be a "rape victim" because you see he was metaphorically raped by how liberal the forums are, and I don't really wanna post any of those
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Oct 5, 2018 21:24
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Sounds like the chud needs a safe space
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Oct 5, 2018 22:00
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^^ I'm surprised this thread has lasted as long as it has. A lot of the old threads fizzled out after a few months due to lack of content, IIRC.
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Oct 5, 2018 22:01
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loquacius posted:Low on content right now, guys if you think the chud thing is an ironic joke, don't post it. if you think it's in earnest, post it.
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Oct 6, 2018 00:59
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loquacius posted:some chud claimed to be a "rape victim" because you see he was metaphorically raped by how liberal the forums are, and I don't really wanna post any of those Viking Skull wrote a fesh!
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Son of Man posted:if you think the chud thing is an ironic joke, don't post it. eh I'm low on content quote:I’m a rape victim. I’ve been raped by these forums and their insane liberal make of that what you will quote:
 seriously though toxx with your real account you coward
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Oct 7, 2018 00:26
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quote:I feel like an outsider now. Have you considered 4chan?
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Oct 7, 2018 00:44
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bill cosby- hosed up rapist who deserves to die in jail brett kavanaugh- victim of feminism and leftism and just a great guy its so sad that we're attacking people based on colour
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drjuggalo posted:bill cosby- hosed up rapist who deserves to die in jail Ya being accused of groping a girl in highschool is totally the same as drugging and raping dozens of women.
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soy posted:Ya being accused of groping a girl in highschool is totally the same as drugging and raping dozens of women. he didn't grope her, he tried to rape her. it seems undeniable that cosby drugged and raped the victims. then again maybe we know so much about cosby's crimes because they've actually been investigated.
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Oct 8, 2018 03:08
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Throwing a retarded kid down a stairwell makes you a homicidal rear end in a top hat. Also potentially crabbait if it was my kid or sibling.
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LingcodKilla posted:Throwing a retarded kid down a stairwell makes you a homicidal rear end in a top hat. My dad's coworker shoved me down a staircase when i was 6 by intentionally patting me on the back too hard when i walked by and he wasn't that bad of a guy. He said he thought i was ready and would catch myself.
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Oct 8, 2018 03:29
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You should see how many people are still pissed about Al Franken resigning.
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Oct 8, 2018 03:31
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Well yeah but he was trying to lead by example and instead got his dick caught in a decorum mousetrap
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My dad's coworker shoved me down a staircase when i was 6 by intentionally patting me on the back too hard when i walked by and he wasn't that bad of a guy. He said he thought i was ready and would catch myself. I was gonna say yeah but you ain’t retarded but then I remembered who you where.
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quote:I'm not going to echo whatever bullshit about the feminist liberal conspiracy about the Kavanaugh confirmation, but I am somewhat relieved to see that with a strong enough denial and the support of your friends, you can get away with anything. I have a lurking career-destroying college moment that I have been more worried about it coming out every day since this poo poo started. However, I've always denied it and the only other guy in the room is my best friend, and he already swore to me he'd deny it ever happened for the rest of his life. Sorry to break this to you but "the support of your friends" is kind of understating the kind of poo poo Kav had going for him That said, though, if you're not currently gunning for a seat on the Supreme Court it won't take that much so congrats on getting away with sexual assault I guess quote:I've recently bought a chrome cast. I use it for Netflix and the WWE network which is awesome. The first two weeks or so I could also cast XVideos and PornHub but this has stopped for some reason. lol anonymous tech support Dude just make a burner Reddit account and ask on r/chromecast or something
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Oct 9, 2018 13:08
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Was there a reason she waited for the episode to end? Like you pinning her down or something?
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Oct 9, 2018 13:13
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Try other porn sites goon, or just be vague to tech support and say there are video streaming websites that won't cast. You never have to say porn even though they will know that's what you're talking about. If they push you for a specific example just say "oh I don't know, this is for my son" and read them out like they are in some weird foreign language you don't understand.
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Oct 9, 2018 13:27
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Lol if you think google doesn't already know
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Oct 9, 2018 13:33
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Good lord when did cartoon viewing time become gently caress-gently caress time?
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Oct 9, 2018 14:20
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with this current crop of manchildren its not exactly a stunner.
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Oct 9, 2018 14:38
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thoughts and prayers posted:I'm not necessarily talking Queer Eye, but going to a stylish place that offers clothes buying services, to give you some new look to play with top to bottom so where do you even find a place like this i have no idea what to put into google EDIT "cityname mens stylist" has some results but i still dont know what im looking at are the online services they advertise on tv worth anything? im skeptical not op btw, i just dress turd in my singlet fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Oct 9, 2018 |
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Oct 9, 2018 15:55
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"personal shopping" is the phrase you're looking for.
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Killing Loaf posted:so where do you even find a place like this Why not just go into like Macys Nordrtoms Old Navy ect and buy whatever the gently caress they are dressing their mannequins in? Like they normally do a pretty good job dressing them so just buy that out fit till you figure out what works.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many goons don't know what the gently caress Google is As a lark I literally Googled "Chromecast XVideos issue" and found 20 Solutions most of them hilariously on Reddit within 2 minutes
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MarcusSA posted:Why not just go into like Macys Nordrtoms Old Navy ect and buy whatever the gently caress they are dressing their mannequins in? Like they normally do a pretty good job dressing them so just buy that out fit till you figure out what works. Also, I think some JC Pennys(the few that are left) have hair salons right in the drat store.
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promising carl posted:"personal shopping" is the phrase you're looking for. thanks MarcusSA posted:Why not just go into like Macys Nordrtoms Old Navy ect and buy whatever the gently caress they are dressing their mannequins in? Like they normally do a pretty good job dressing them so just buy that out fit till you figure out what works. i have like a mental block or something about going clothes shopping i would literally rather do anything else also i know from personal experience that one on one coaching is one of the better ways for me to learn something... i tried teaching myself starting strength out of the book years ago but never had any success until i started training with an SSC. took about 6 months before i was confident enough to do my own programming and training without adult supervision
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Killing Loaf posted:thanks u may find greater confidence in urself by cutting your dick off, give it some thought, just a helpful suggestion (:
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LingcodKilla posted:Good lord when did cartoon viewing time become gently caress-gently caress time? Its super common to just throw on some mindless cartoons while boning because you can't always agree on mood music and you need some white noise to block out the sound of your roommate cranking it/yelling at the football game/also having sex I've probably hosed through every episode of American Dad and Bob's Burgers Thats a weird story because the way he wrote it it sounds like she just really wanted to see how the episode ends so she just put up with being digitally violated.
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Oct 9, 2018 17:37
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or she realized she was alone with a rapist and his friend who dgaf, and if she made a scene it could rapidly get even worse
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:or she realized she was alone with a rapist and his friend who dgaf, and if she made a scene it could rapidly get even worse Good point.
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someone mentioned Elise D's story on getting rid of cats. Does have anyone have a reference? also thanks loq for being so consistent with the thread + getting help from h. h
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Bust Rodd posted:Its super common to just throw on some mindless cartoons while boning because you can't always agree on mood music and you need some white noise to block out the sound of your roommate cranking it/yelling at the football game/also having sex But if she starts laughing the dude might think she’s laughing at his dick and get mad. Just doesn’t seem good idea kids. Crank up “The Wall” like your parents use to do and stick a sock on the doorknob. Also don’t get all rapey.
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Finger rape goon: Cut your fingers off. Probably your dick too.
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