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latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Week 1 - LAR - Zurlein
Week 2 - Roulette: BUF - Hauschka - 47 yards
Week 3 - Roulette- GB- Crosby- 38 Yards
Week 4 - Roulette: BAL - Tucker - 45 yards

Week 5 - Roulette: HOU - Fairbairn - 34 yards

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

DC Murderverse posted:

NO - Will Lutz

to clarify, this doesn't mean that I picked Will Lutz, it means that I'm saying "no Will Lutz" and thus i did not lose

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
:siren: Kicker Roulette Rule Change :siren:

We are down to only three players left in Kicker Eliminator. As such, I am implementing the following changes. Effective immediately:

-Roulette kickers are no longer required to successfully make the rest of their kicks and any player whose kicker makes a field goal matching their roulette bet distance will be resurrected. All other roulette game rules still apply, the rules do not change for normal eliminator, and this change is not applied retroactively.

-The Week 9 deadline for roulette is extended to Week 16 - you may continue to bet on kicker roulette for a chance to be resurrected until the second to last week of the season.

barnold fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Oct 9, 2018

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

A lot of us died this week. drat you kickers, drat you.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

The Final Three posted:

corn on the cop
Nystral
Scruffy the janitor

Week 5 and Nosedived
3 DONG HORSE
bobjr
DC Murderverse
ELO Musk
seiferguy

A wet raspberry for seiferguy, who was resurrected in Week 3 just to give the kicker gods the last laugh when Justin Tucker missed one this weekend.

Also, the kicker list in the OP has been updated for Week 5 - a handful of crossed off names on that list already!

Results: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lzCKfzxXwYyYp7Gm4cKhw1e2CEts6l16eywKcTul05w/edit#gid=0

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
Week 6 ROULETTE - Harrison Butker - 37 Yards

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Roulette: CAR - Graham Gano: 44 Yards

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Roulette: HOU - Kaimi Fairbairn - 39 yards

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Play posted:

Roulette: HOU - Kaimi Fairbairn - 39 yards

No, don't.

Chichevache posted:

ROUKETTE- HOU- KA'IMI FAIRBARN- 39 YARDS

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

you didn't do it right, it'll work this time just watch

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Kicker roulette - Sebastian Janikowski - 51 yards

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Roulette: GB - Mason Crosby, 35 yards.

Yup.

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
There should be some sort of bonus for succeeding on that one

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
lol im repeating as finalist. how will i gently caress it up this time

give me the Flyin' Hawaiian Ka'imi Fairbairn

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

corn on the cop posted:

lol im repeating as finalist. how will i gently caress it up this time

you have my favorite username in the whole competition and so i have very high expectations

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



In the game Roukette, that’s a winning guess.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

you have my favorite username in the whole competition and so i have very high expectations

He's no "totally losing my mime".

latinotwink1997 posted:

In the game Roukette, that�s a winning guess.

I think I invented the new white hipster kids name.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant
Week 2: ROULETTE - BUF - Steven Hauschka - 43 yards - MILLHOUSED!
Week 3: NE - Stephen Gostkowski
Week 4: BAL - Justin Tucker
Week 5: SEA - Sebastian Janikowski
Week 6: CAR - Graham Gano

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Chichevache posted:

He's no "totally losing my mime".

it's between those two and "on the bored wop". I'm a sucker for these pun names, especially that last one because it reminds me of my ultra-Sicilian immigrant great-grandfather who referred to every one of his friends as wops

Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank
Roulette: PHI - Jake Elliot, 40 yards

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Week 6: Ten- Ryan Succop

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Roulette - Bryant, ATL 46 yards

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Roulette - CAR - Graham Gano 42 yards.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
ROKETTE- KC- HARRISON BUTKER- 41 YARDS

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Roulette - JAX - Josh Lambo - 42 yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Reporting live from the trunk of a car and trying to get as many entries into the spreadsheet as possible. I'll be in the endzone seats for SNF tonight at Gillette so there may be some delays in getting results updated

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Roulette: CIN - Randy Bullock - 46 yards

Let's go Fat Randy, I didn't even know you were still in the league.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I'd like to point out, again, that Randy Bullock literally means "Horny Young Bull".

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Chichevache posted:

I'd like to point out, again, that Randy Bullock literally means "Horny Young Bull".

*castrated bull, which makes you wonder what he's horny about.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Finger Prince posted:

*castrated bull, which makes you wonder what he's horny about.

gently caress, that's even better.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Week 1 - LAR - Zurlein
Week 2 - Roulette: BUF - Hauschka - 47 yards
Week 3 - Roulette- GB- Crosby- 38 Yards
Week 4 - Roulette: BAL - Tucker - 45 yards
Week 5 - Roulette: HOU - Fairbairn - 34 yards

Week 6 - Roulette: KC - Butler - 40 yards

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I think it's cool that kickers have been so awful this year that we'll easily have a second round of kicker eliminator due to everyone being knocked out in the first like three weeks

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
speak for yourself

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

corn on the cop posted:

speak for yourself

That was my point, it's week 6 and we're down to 3 players

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Intruder posted:

Roulette - Bryant, ATL 46 yards

Motherfucker hit a 45 yarder, this is the third week this has happened to me

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Intruder posted:

I think it's cool that kickers have been so awful this year that we'll easily have a second round of kicker eliminator due to everyone being knocked out in the first like three weeks

I'm considering running a second game, but don't count on it like a sure thing. That was the previous host's thing. I may or may not have time to do another full sheet of eliminator, we'll see how it goes

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

Motherfucker hit a 45 yarder, this is the third week this has happened to me

Harrison Butker has hit from 42 and 43. :negative:

Chichevache posted:

ROKETTE- KC- HARRISON BUTKER- 41 YARDS

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Chichevache posted:

Harrison Butker has hit from 42 and 43. :negative:

lol owned

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
God drat titans

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Play posted:

Roulette: HOU - Kaimi Fairbairn - 39 yards

33 and 27. I'm not giving up yet!!

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