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If only this story had broken sooner, we could have been treated to a panel of senators accusing women of harboring bed bug infestations at the Kavanaugh hearings.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:44 |
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P-Mack posted:Total coincidence that we got flooded by interracial cuck porn to stoke white anxiety under Obama and then it switched to normalizing incest under Trump. Having typed that sentence, I'm going to go lie down now.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:45 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Bed bugs are a loving curse. I listen to a management advice podcast and there was one episode about how to diplomatically try to get an employee to submit to having their house deloused on the company's dime because they couldn't find another way to keep the employee from spreading bedbugs at work Why wouldn't they just fire them? One of my fellow Waffle House employees was the source of the restaurants roach infestation. She herself was infested with them. You'd see them scurry out of her hair and down into her collar and poo poo. She didn't even notice. I had the distinct displeasure of going into her house one day after driving her home from work because she invited me in for a minute to show me her new sewing machine. The place was literally seething with roaches. The countertops were a seething mass of bugs. The walls. The furniture...everything. In the 5 minutes we were in there about a hundred of them clustered on the front door and had to be waved away before she could open it so I could leave. It was a nightmare. I saw some roach infested dumps when I was a delivery driver but this one was beyond the pale. She wound up getting fired because of it. One fell out of her shirt and into someones food right in front of them.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:49 |
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therobit posted:IIRC didn't a lot of people defend that person because he was a great student and therefore the OP should have expected he would empty out the freezer? 4 pages ago, but this really makes me wish we had a "PYF No Context Posts" thread.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:50 |
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almightyerin posted:One of my fellow Waffle House employees was the source of the restaurants roach infestation. She herself was infested with them. You'd see them scurry out of her hair and down into her collar and poo poo. She didn't even notice. I had the distinct displeasure of going into her house one day after driving her home from work because she invited me in for a minute to show me her new sewing machine. The place was literally seething with roaches. The countertops were a seething mass of bugs. The walls. The furniture...everything. In the 5 minutes we were in there about a hundred of them clustered on the front door and had to be waved away before she could open it so I could leave. It was a nightmare. I saw some roach infested dumps when I was a delivery driver but this one was beyond the pale. She wound up getting fired because of it. One fell out of her shirt and into someones food and they kind of had to. Otherwise they probably would've continued to ignore it. pretend i wrote "ahh" but stretched out to the character limit i don't actually need to do it just imagine
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:51 |
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Good answer good answer. Now tell me, Mrs. Writhingmassofsentientbugs, about a time you dealt with an upset customer and what you did to resolve the situation
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:54 |
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almightyerin posted:Why wouldn't they just fire them? One of my fellow Waffle House employees was the source of the restaurants roach infestation. She herself was infested with them. You'd see them scurry out of her hair and down into her collar and poo poo. She didn't even notice. I had the distinct displeasure of going into her house one day after driving her home from work because she invited me in for a minute to show me her new sewing machine. The place was literally seething with roaches. The countertops were a seething mass of bugs. The walls. The furniture...everything. In the 5 minutes we were in there about a hundred of them clustered on the front door and had to be waved away before she could open it so I could leave. It was a nightmare. I saw some roach infested dumps when I was a delivery driver but this one was beyond the pale. She wound up getting fired because of it. One fell out of her shirt and into someones food right in front of them. Can't believe this dude had a daughter:
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:54 |
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She invited me to go along on one of the hillbilliest girls night out ever and offered to let me crash on her roach couch. I went to the hillbilly party for the cultural experience but declined the couch offer.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:56 |
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almightyerin posted:Why wouldn't they just fire them? One of my fellow Waffle House employees was the source of the restaurants roach infestation. She herself was infested with them. You'd see them scurry out of her hair and down into her collar and poo poo. She didn't even notice. I had the distinct displeasure of going into her house one day after driving her home from work because she invited me in for a minute to show me her new sewing machine. The place was literally seething with roaches. The countertops were a seething mass of bugs. The walls. The furniture...everything. In the 5 minutes we were in there about a hundred of them clustered on the front door and had to be waved away before she could open it so I could leave. It was a nightmare. I saw some roach infested dumps when I was a delivery driver but this one was beyond the pale. She wound up getting fired because of it. One fell out of her shirt and into someones food right in front of them. Absolutely cursed post. I have now died.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:56 |
You made me read this with my innocent eyes
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 22:59 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Can't believe this dude had a daughter: ohai
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:00 |
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a coworker of my gf started dating a roach lady and let her borrow his truck and it was infested. roach people are real.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:02 |
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Well the good news is they tore down that particular Waffle House and rebuilt it. That place was bad infested by the time I left, which I did because of the roaches. I found one in my purse one night after I got home and that was it for me. It became a very visible problem for a short while there. They were straight up running out of the condiment stands across the tables that customers were sitting at. Edit: poo poo. Now Im starting to feel like I have bugs crawling around in my hair.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:02 |
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almightyerin posted:Why wouldn't they just fire them? One of my fellow Waffle House employees was the source of the restaurants roach infestation. She herself was infested with them. You'd see them scurry out of her hair and down into her collar and poo poo. She didn't even notice. I had the distinct displeasure of going into her house one day after driving her home from work because she invited me in for a minute to show me her new sewing machine. The place was literally seething with roaches. The countertops were a seething mass of bugs. The walls. The furniture...everything. In the 5 minutes we were in there about a hundred of them clustered on the front door and had to be waved away before she could open it so I could leave. It was a nightmare. I saw some roach infested dumps when I was a delivery driver but this one was beyond the pale. She wound up getting fired because of it. One fell out of her shirt and into someones food right in front of them. I think they had it narrowed down to like half a dozen people but couldn't be sure. I can't remember which podcast it was so I can't find it now, but the story culminated in the company calling in bedbug-sniffing dogs - and then one of the dogs nearly died because one of the employees surrounded their cube with a home made bedbug-repellent powder that turned out to be toxic to dogs.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:12 |
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almightyerin posted:She invited me to go along on one of the hillbilliest girls night out ever and offered to let me crash on her roach couch. I went to the hillbilly party for the cultural experience but declined the couch offer. If you had slept on that couch you would not be posting today. They would have just found a little pile of bones.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:12 |
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almightyerin posted:Why wouldn't they just fire them? One of my fellow Waffle House employees was the source of the restaurants roach infestation. She herself was infested with them. You'd see them scurry out of her hair and down into her collar and poo poo. She didn't even notice. I had the distinct displeasure of going into her house one day after driving her home from work because she invited me in for a minute to show me her new sewing machine. The place was literally seething with roaches. The countertops were a seething mass of bugs. The walls. The furniture...everything. In the 5 minutes we were in there about a hundred of them clustered on the front door and had to be waved away before she could open it so I could leave. It was a nightmare. I saw some roach infested dumps when I was a delivery driver but this one was beyond the pale. She wound up getting fired because of it. One fell out of her shirt and into someones food right in front of them. wasted life if she did not come back the next night and do a Willard on the shift manager and unsuspecting customers A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Oct 9, 2018 |
# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:17 |
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almightyerin posted:Why wouldn't they just fire them? One of my fellow Waffle House employees was the source of the restaurants roach infestation. She herself was infested with them. You'd see them scurry out of her hair and down into her collar and poo poo. She didn't even notice. I had the distinct displeasure of going into her house one day after driving her home from work because she invited me in for a minute to show me her new sewing machine. The place was literally seething with roaches. The countertops were a seething mass of bugs. The walls. The furniture...everything. In the 5 minutes we were in there about a hundred of them clustered on the front door and had to be waved away before she could open it so I could leave. It was a nightmare. I saw some roach infested dumps when I was a delivery driver but this one was beyond the pale. She wound up getting fired because of it. One fell out of her shirt and into someones food right in front of them. This makes the bedbug reply look like a post about candy and butterflies, what the gently caress To contribute: I had a roach crawl on my face once. In a restaurant. Turns out the bus I sat on to get there had an infested seat that I of course had the luck to sit on, and the little monster somehow got onto my face and crawled across my cheek. And my house was CLEAN. Traps down, dried empty sinks at night, bayleaves burned throughout the house the one day I saw some come in from a neighbor's pipe. In an NYC apartment, you WILL see a roach every once in a while because somewhere, someone in the big building is a slob. Another close encounter of the roachey kind was one night, pitch black in the room, I got up to go piss. I suddenly feel something oddly soft and hard at the same time under my foot, but also cold and vaguely slimy. I jump and turn on the light. A waterbug (aka palmetto bug) had gotten in and my loving bare foot crushed it. I ran out of there screaming and hopping on one foot like I just stepped on a knife, bug parts on my feet, and when the big ones are crushed they let out this white jizz-like substance and ugggggghhhh Now I live in FL. I will chase snakes, raccoons, and opossums out of my yard. I will handle non-toxic lizards and frogs by hand. I will kill spiders and rescue mice/rats dragged in by my cats without fear. But roaches will send me screaming out of the room.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:28 |
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Pick posted:I dunno, Mary Matalin and James Carville are still married iirc. The ideological gap between a Carville-style Democrat and Republicans is not that large. Remember that the Clinton era was before Democrats even had the distinction of being "the party that at least supports some level of human rights for LGBT people." Like, at that point it was mostly just a question of the precise degree to which you wanted lovely right-wing policy.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:30 |
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Ytlaya posted:The ideological gap between a Carville-style Democrat and Republicans is not that large. Remember that the Clinton era was before Democrats even had the distinction of being "the party that at least supports some level of human rights for LGBT people." Like, at that point it was mostly just a question of the precise degree to which you wanted lovely right-wing policy. this is my jam right here
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:34 |
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And that’s why people like you don’t vote, and now look what loving happened
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:45 |
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Oh poo poo, it turns out the parties were different
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extra row of teeth posted:This makes the bedbug reply look like a post about candy and butterflies, what the gently caress bonus round: wait until your cats drag in a waterbug and decide to dismember it in front of you
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:46 |
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extra row of teeth posted:This makes the bedbug reply look like a post about candy and butterflies, what the gently caress I had a roach crawl out of a phone and into my ear once when I was about 20. I was using the phone at a customers house. It caused me to become ocd when it comes to my ears and I compulsively scrape and pick in them now with various sharp implements. God forbid if I find something hard in there to pick out because I will not stop until I do and my ear canals are bleeding and scratched. I'll never forget the look of utter horror on my new ENT's face when I told him about this compulsion and that I dug in my ear with toothpicks and darning needles. (both excellent ear picking utensils) So I'm not a huge fan of roaches either.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:48 |
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Jesus, get therapy
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 23:51 |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP DOING THAT TO YOUR loving EARS!!!!!! e: I'm done with october
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:25 |
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almightyerin posted:She invited me to go along on one of the hillbilliest girls night out ever and offered to let me crash on her roach couch. I went to the hillbilly party for the cultural experience but declined the couch offer. Nice. How big was the far?
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:36 |
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almightyerin posted:I had a roach crawl out of a phone and into my ear once when I was about 20. I was using the phone at a customers house. It caused me to become ocd when it comes to my ears and I compulsively scrape and pick in them now with various sharp implements. God forbid if I find something hard in there to pick out because I will not stop until I do and my ear canals are bleeding and scratched. I'll never forget the look of utter horror on my new ENT's face when I told him about this compulsion and that I dug in my ear with toothpicks and darning needles. (both excellent ear picking utensils) I had a moth fly all the way into my ear and get stuck one Saturday and the helpful folks at Kaiser informed me that their urgent care clinics only ran M-F and any hospital would be out of network, so I got to enjoy a bug scrabbling around inside my skull for a good day and a half until it finally died and, eventually, was removed by a doctor If you're making your ears bleed you're doing it all hosed up tho go easy there, ear infections are at least as bad
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:37 |
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Xenocides posted:I am guessing the robot screwed up and that was the best excuse it could come up with for her death. He wasn't a hermit hobo yet. As far as I'm concerned, those kids may have been his. You know Padme was getting a lil sumn sumn on the side. Obiwan was a pimp.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:37 |
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almightyerin posted:I think my boyfriend has been drugging me to make me forget things. He is a doctor. “texasgunowner12” has a post history full of r/KotakuInAction, r/TumblrInAction, r/MensRights, and r/BestOfLegalAdvice. I know it’s more fun to suspend disbelief but I’ve never heard of a reaction to bed bugs like this, it sounds like this dude made this poo poo all up to be the next “my landlord is leaving me bizarre notes oh wait never mind it’s a carbon monoxide leak” style story with a twist of “we can’t trust women who say they are raped”.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:39 |
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Every time I pass an award one of my coworkers keeps on their desk I think of the thread title and how it would be a great basis for a comedy. "You don't get it, Steve! We landed the contract because they think we've got the gayest guy in town, a real star hitter of a homo, on our team! I don't give a flying gently caress if you were straight yesterday, because you're gay now. Now go out there and rub glitter on your rear end or swing around a cock like its a gymnast's pole or whatever the gently caress it is you people do, because the future of the company depends on it." Steve, in a Don Knotts voice, "But I don't wanna be gay!"
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:42 |
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If a medical robot told me a patient died of a broken heart that things going in the trash heap we get enough rank sentimentalism from the human doctors
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:42 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I had a moth fly all the way into my ear and get stuck one Saturday and the helpful folks at Kaiser informed me that their urgent care clinics only ran M-F and any hospital would be out of network, so I got to enjoy a bug scrabbling around inside my skull for a good day and a half until it finally died and, eventually, was removed by a doctor I dig in them in my sleep as well. That's when I usually hurt myself doing it.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:45 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I had a moth fly all the way into my ear and get stuck one Saturday and the helpful folks at Kaiser informed me that their urgent care clinics only ran M-F and any hospital would be out of network, so I got to enjoy a bug scrabbling around inside my skull for a good day and a half until it finally died and, eventually, was removed by a doctor You know if you would have shined a flashlight in your ear it probably would have crawled out.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:46 |
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cumshitter posted:Every time I pass an award one of my coworkers keeps on their desk I think of the thread title and how it would be a great basis for a comedy. Well you're in luck because there has been an update! If you guessed that the boss was clumsily trying to get him to come out already, you win the prize. [Update] Repeatedly nominated for a gay award at work (NY) quote:I decided to address this one final time in person as my company really doesn't have a sexual harassment policy beyond Don't Do That. I met with the Michael Scott-esque boss and with another leader who is in a legal operations role within our organization. I used pointed phrases that were brought up by Legal Advice posters, like "Sex-based harassment."
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 00:46 |
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This one's pretty interesting on its own, but go to the comments for an excellent twist. [Update] I'm [34/M] and caught my wife [32/f] cheating on me on our 10th anniversary trip in Bali. The lover is that dude who stole $125k from his "Donk Contest" backers and lost it all on cryptocurrency quote:Original Post: r/https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/93zpiy/im_34m_and_caught_my_wife_32f_cheating_on_me_on/ As an aside, what the gently caress is wrong with apostrophes right now? Edit: replaced smart quotes with dumb quotes Mill Town fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Oct 10, 2018 |
# ? Oct 10, 2018 01:45 |
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I knew Waffle House wasn't like the pinnacle of fine dining, but how does any food place survive having just one roach scurrying around in view of the customers, much less a worker having them crawl out of them and onto the food? How does nobody think to call the health inspectors and get the place condemned? Jesus!
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:15 |
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Calling total bullshit on the "bedbugs caused it" excuse. I can't find a single thing about any terrible memory-loss reactions or really anything beyond itchy horror. Poor girl is being raped by her doctor boyfriend or is having a mental breakdown.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:16 |
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Scathach posted:Calling total bullshit on the "bedbugs caused it" excuse. I can't find a single thing about any terrible memory-loss reactions or really anything beyond itchy horror. Poor girl is being raped by her doctor boyfriend or is having a mental breakdown. Jesus man. Why is it always about rape?
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:18 |
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I mean, it sounds a lot like she's been repeatedly roofied.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 02:19 |
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Oh Jesus so she has a terrible bed bug infestation and is getting raped? Wtf!
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