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Shame Boy posted:when the hell did this thing come out this sounds both totally sinister and like it would be nicer to have in-hand while attempting to camcord with lots of family around christmastime too bad about the "automatically saves video when it thinks it is good" aspect tho, I guess
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qirex posted:family videos are horrible though, even grandparents can�t even watch more than like a minute at a time this thing apparently only captures like, 5 to 10 seconds at a time, 15 frames per second, and there's no sound it's also pretty low res and doesn't take stills, but the app lets you use ~machine learning~ to turn any individual frame into a higher res picture so that's okay!!
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Oct 9, 2018 21:32
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actually thinking about it maybe the target market is "generating reaction gifs"
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bourgeois google nerds making something to solve a non-problem one/a few of them had and putting it into a production product 
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Shame Boy posted:actually thinking about it maybe the target market is "generating reaction gifs" google is officially evil now
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also it costs almost $250 lmao
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but see now you'll never have to think "man I wish I had my phone out for this or someone with their phone out filming that candid moment"
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Shame Boy posted:when the hell did this thing come out
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my iPhone automatically created a folder called “four legged friends” and it’s all the dog pictures I have on my phone it’s p. creepy
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nah apple's auto-tagging and album creation is kind of nice and simple and useful makes it really easy to just find 99% of my cat pictures
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:what�the�hell�is�going�on�here ‘smart quotes ‘ too smart for the forum
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lancemantis posted:makes it really easy to just find 99% of my cat pictures "hey siri show me cat pictures"
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"okay, here are some scat pictures for you."
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President Beep posted:"okay, here are some scat pictures for you." Also opens Wikipedia to Scatman Crothers and starts playing "I'm the Scatman"
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:what�the�hell�is�going�on�here
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TerminalRaptor posted:Also opens Wikipedia to Scatman Crothers and starts playing "I'm the Scatman" it actually opens you are poasts
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Shame Boy posted:when the hell did this thing come out that's just what google photos has always offered for sorting and doing highlights out of videos/albums of related pictures. and the device itself came out in early 2017 with little interest after there was already other doofy "wear it all the time" clip on camera things like that cyborg rights guy has worn for 20 years
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this bug is honestly perfect for the old 'pos
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fishmech posted:that's just what google photos has always offered for sorting and doing highlights out of videos/albums of related pictures. and the device itself came out in early 2017 with little interest after there was already other doofy "wear it all the time" clip on camera things like that cyborg rights guy has worn for 20 years so wait google photos has an always-on mode that constantly observes and randomly records what it sees?
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the homeless are a difficult problem to solve and I don't think any app will work since you cant make an app that acts as a wood chipper (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Shaggar posted:the homeless are a difficult problem to solve and I don't think any app will work since you cant make an app that acts as a wood chipper They're not a difficult problem you absolute dunce.
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iospace posted:They're not a difficult problem you absolute dunce. yeah you just give them one way tickets to another town duh
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Trabisnikof posted:yeah you just give them one way tickets to another town duh  But have you heard of socialism?
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does the app play john scatman every time you snap though?Shaggar posted:the homeless are a difficult problem
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yes we can all pull together to buy them tickets to another town (or woodchipper)
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Truga posted:does the app play john scatman every time you snap though? yeah send them to the Midwest where property is free
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Truga posted:there's more empty apartments in united states than there are homeless people 
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Shaggar posted:the homeless are a difficult problem to solve and I don't think any app will work since you cant make an app that acts as a wood chipper 
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plenty of homeless people in california are from the midwest i feel like the state has tried to sue other states over it for social services costs my crappy old village bought our one homeless dude that used to squat in some of the vacant old houses around town a bus ticket to LA; i think some video popped up with him in venice maybe at some point
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:last i saw something like over three quarters of bay area homeless had a last address in the same city as where they were camping you'd think they'd get the point after a while, hmm? the point is either "you can't afford to live here so move somewhere else" or "we have a drastic shortage in housing supply" depending on whether or not you own a 1.5 million dollar home in that city
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lancemantis posted:i feel like the state has tried to sue other states over it for social services costs either south dakota or wyoming was threatening to sue Colorado for the cost of parking SD/WY state troopers on the border to bust people with a bit of weed, lomarf
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