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GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

That guys rectangular face is hilarious

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

“He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti,” the victim said.

I'm sure a goon does.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm sure a goon does.

I showed the article to my coworkers and two of them said "Yes, I would absolutely make spaghetti at 2:00 AM."

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Florida does not function through normal logic anyway.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I grilled steaks drunk and shirtless in the rain at 1am once.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I grilled steaks drunk and shirtless in the rain at 1am once.

I didn’t know there were other ways and times to grill steaks.

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer
https://twitter.com/seungylee14/status/1049462551166169088?s=21

Edit: wrong thread, oh well.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Bertrand Hustle posted:



I have several questions.

I want to see what happens when you do that face illusion thing with these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT9i99D_9gI

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm sure a goon does.

It's something I could see myself doing if I were still a college student/unemployed.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



According to the full article it was 3 years of camgirl donations and he probably wrote the card down hearing his roommate order wings over the phone a lot.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Just like "who the hell pays for porn", who the hell orders takeout over the phone instead of online?

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

evobatman posted:

Just like "who the hell pays for porn", who the hell orders takeout over the phone instead of online?

The majority of restaurants I order takeout from have either 1) no website, 2) just a Facebook page for contact info and posting specials, or 3) a website that looks like it was designed at the height of the dot com bubble and never updated. So I guess the answer is: anyone that regularly orders takeout from smaller, non-chain restaurants?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



evobatman posted:

Just like "who the hell pays for porn", who the hell orders takeout over the phone instead of online?

People who order from restaurants better than Papa John’s and Dominos?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

chitoryu12 posted:



According to the full article it was 3 years of camgirl donations and he probably wrote the card down hearing his roommate order wings over the phone a lot.

Everybody loves wings but let's not pretend they don't come with their own dangers

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Proteus Jones posted:

People who order from restaurants better than Papa John�s and Dominos?

There are online services that let you order food from places that doesn't do deliveries on their own.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The MSJ posted:

There are online services that let you order food from places that doesn't do deliveries on their own.

Those sites have inaccuracies and cost either you or the restaurant more money, frequently both.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The Bloop posted:

Those sites have inaccuracies and cost either you or the restaurant more money, frequently both.

.... and? They're still insanely popular.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

.... and? They're still insanely popular.

Popular, therefore good???

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Popular, therefore good???

Yes. No one gives a poo poo if 3rd party delivery service costs $3 more than an in-store delivery service, particularly if 90% of said stores don't deliver on their own in the first place.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/sta...ingawful.com%2F

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Anybody with enough money to not notice being ripped off for that long for that much money deserves it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rodbeard posted:

Anybody with enough money to not notice being ripped off for that long for that much money deserves it.

Yeah 3 bucks matters to me and it matters to the little hole in the wall restaurant I'm trying to support

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

chitoryu12 posted:



According to the full article it was 3 years of camgirl donations and he probably wrote the card down hearing his roommate order wings over the phone a lot.

How'd he get the CVC?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
Never expected such heated words about DoorDash, truly the day's greatest villain.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I was talking about porn guy but forgot to hit post for a couple of hours

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Besesoth posted:

How'd he get the CVC?

Same way? Most places make you read that out as well.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yes. No one gives a poo poo if 3rd party delivery service costs $3 more than an in-store delivery service, particularly if 90% of said stores don't deliver on their own in the first place.
Broke: ringing my local take away
Woke: paying extra to avoid a 5 minute conversation with another human being

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Splicer posted:

Broke: ringing my local take away
Woke: paying extra to avoid a 5 minute conversation with another human being

Bespoke: actually going there and placing the order yourself.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

rodbeard posted:

I was talking about porn guy but forgot to hit post for a couple of hours

It was obvious that you were, the other person just wanted to be mad I guess

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Zil posted:

Bespoke: actually going there and placing the order yourself.

Gets you a li'l exercise too :)

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Zil posted:

Bespoke: actually going there and placing the order yourself.
Call in the order and collect it yourself. Food's hot, no delivery charge, no waiting. Also the exercise.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Splicer posted:

Call in the order and collect it yourself. Food's hot, no delivery charge, no waiting. Also the exercise.

I mean it can still get cold if you wait to take it home to eat.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
You just need to dump it on the floor and eat it off the floor like a animal

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

chitoryu12 posted:

I mean it can still get cold if you wait to take it home to eat.
If you're not saying "Ooh aah hat aow" around a bite of spring roll on the way home you're doing it wrong.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

chitoryu12 posted:

I mean it can still get cold if you wait to take it home to eat.
You can just get the pizza insurance.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Tiggum posted:

Same way? Most places make you read that out as well.

I've never had a single delivery business ask for the CVC over the phone. They don't need it if they're using a standard system and aren't supposed to ask for it.

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Besesoth posted:

I've never had a single delivery business ask for the CVC over the phone. They don't need it if they're using a standard system and aren't supposed to ask for it.

It's the cam sites that should have needed the CVC and that shouldn't have been gotten from phone ordered wings. Thus making the story that he must have memorised it after hearing him order wings so many times is implausible.

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