i am 99% sure brian herbert hates his dad, for sure.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 14:30 |
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I wrote an unauthorized prequel novel that reveals Jay Gatsby never actually fought in World War I and instead received a letter of marque from the French and used it to raid Ottoman shipping, having many adventures both heroic and romantic. Follow me on Twitter @greatgatsbyauthor
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 16:01 |
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Communist Walrus posted:I wrote an unauthorized prequel novel that reveals Jay Gatsby never actually fought in World War I and instead received a letter of marque from the French and used it to raid Ottoman shipping, having many adventures both heroic and romantic. Follow me on Twitter @greatgatsbyauthor From what I gather that wouldn't really detract from much.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 16:02 |
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@duneauthor wishes he had the balls to go on camera and admit that he is raping his dad like that weird dude from Mexico did.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 16:48 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:@duneauthor wishes he had the balls to go on camera and admit that he is raping his dad like that weird dude from Mexico did. I'm sure I've posted this before but, well, it's from 2003 and as someone who was reading Dune, the Herbert/Anderson Dune books, and Penny Arcade at that time, it seemed pretty correct: (Having read my share of Tycho's purple prose bullshit blog posts in my time, though, he doesn't have a lot of room to bitch about bad writing)
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 17:02 |
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When a nerd from a webcomic gives the correct diagnosis to your award winning writing...
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 17:42 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:I'm sure I've posted this before but, well, it's from 2003 and as someone who was reading Dune, the Herbert/Anderson Dune books, and Penny Arcade at that time, it seemed pretty correct: Maybe it just takes one to know one
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 17:56 |
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D-wolves = Dick Wolves? Whoa (P-A deep cut ITT)
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 18:03 |
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priznat posted:D-wolves = Dick Wolves? They are D-Dogs at the very least.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 19:14 |
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lol https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1050124499520290816 https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1050124953897582600
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 21:46 |
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We should all just start calling ourselves @duneauthor. It makes sense. We have just as good - if not better - a grasp of the source material than that cheating sperm that calls itself Brian Herbert. Let us denounce them and all their works and write our own canon. Based loosely on the Encyclopedia and the original stories (dune and non-dune) by Frank Herbert @realLETOIIPBUH.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 23:18 |
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A good idea. - Beanpole Peckerwood, DuneAuthor
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 23:32 |
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It’s me, I’m the @duneauthor.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 23:41 |
phasmid posted:We should all just start calling ourselves @duneauthor. It makes sense. We have just as good - if not better - a grasp of the source material than that cheating sperm that calls itself Brian Herbert. Let us denounce them and all their works and write our own canon. Based loosely on the Encyclopedia and the original stories (dune and non-dune) by Frank Herbert @realLETOIIPBUH.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 23:56 |
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priznat posted:It’s me, I’m the @duneauthor.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 04:08 |
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Lord CYBERTREX 8000s name is a killing word. But so are his laser eyes so the point is moot
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:32 |
Pauul: "I've had too much Ultra-Spice!"
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:35 |
@DuneAuthor posted:Concurrently, the no-ship, the Ithaca, was captured by the Machines and brought to Synchrony, as well. The Machine leaders believed that the end of the age, or Kralizec, was upon the galaxies. To strongly influence this universal change in their favor, they wanted to capture the Ultimate Kwisatz Haderach, whom Erasmus' complex "mathematical projections", showed to be on the Ithaca. As a back-up plan, they had secretly, 13 years earlier, created a clone of the first super-being, Paul Atreides, whom they named Paolo. They had him brought up and trained by Vladimir Harkonnen for a cruel personality, and Erasmus trained him in fighting skills.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:37 |
@DuneAuthor posted:As the teenage ghola of Paul Atreides was captured on the Ithaca, and brought to the capital of Synchrony, the Cathedral; so too, was Paolo brought to the heart of the Machine World-city. Omnius announced that Paul and Paolo would fight to the death, and the winner would be given the cache of ultraspice. Paolo near-fatally wounded Paul, and was declared the winner of the duel. Paolo quickly imbibed a huge portion of the super-potent melange, and found his prescience increased to super-human levels. Paolo quickly found that the ultraspice caused his prescience to go into a type of overdose, and he fell into an irreversible trance-like coma, and ended up starving and thirsting to death.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:39 |
@DuneAuthor posted:Seaworms were genetically altered sandworms produced by the ghola of the Tleilaxu Master Tylwyth Waff while aboard a Guild heighliner, which was also being used as a research ship. Waff successfully stopped the altered sandworm from turning into a water-imploding creature, and instead turned the creature into one which naturally lived in deep oceans.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:39 |
The pain! It burns!
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:42 |
Milkfred E. Moore posted:The pain! It burns! You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:43 |
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Nothing screams Dune like a loving ocean planet.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:44 |
They literally did that awful star wars EU poltline about Luuke Skywalker vs. Luke Skywalker, but set it in Dune. They named him PAOLO
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:51 |
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can't wait for them to follow in the footsteps of the Star Wars EU and write a separate novel about each one of the pugs shown being led by Leto I in the Lynch movie during the move to Arrakis
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:59 |
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Brian Herbert's next project is a novel about how prescience is actually caused my microscopic organisms in your blood
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 06:00 |
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basic hitler posted:both of your lists have their merits, i could agree with either of them if i was in a good mood. Y'all left out this masterpiece: Sure its humour is dated as expected (and as a non-American, slightly incomprehensible without the aid of Wikipedia) but it's still one of my favorite books.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 06:16 |
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KJA: what if Leto I's racist caricature sidekick stops the invasion by dropping his weirding module and accidentally firing it at the lead bad guy, who's an evil Bene Gesserit for some reason? BH: Maybe he can look directly at the camera and say "meesa name a bombad killin' word"
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 06:32 |
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I'm the legendary Super Fremen
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 06:36 |
this is what is known as a kwisatz haderach 2 and this... is... to go... even further... BEYOND *screams and buries himself in sandtrout*
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 06:48 |
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basic hitler posted:@duneauthor No. NO!
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 08:14 |
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Brian Herbert is the enemy, yes. But behind him I sense Kevin J Anderson.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 08:19 |
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Cheap Trick posted:Y'all left out this masterpiece: Doon is amazing and hilarious.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 09:14 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm the legendary Super Fremen Abe Fremen, the stillsuit king of Arrakis?
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 10:09 |
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Cheap Trick posted:Y'all left out this masterpiece: Tell me of the recipes of your homeworld.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 11:41 |
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priznat posted:It’s me, I’m the @duneauthor. Look I've said some pretty hurtful things about you in the past and I just wanted you to know I really, really meant them
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 11:52 |
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Pretty funny of a guy who wrote a series of books about superhumans recalling all of the memories of their ancestors having a son that fails to comprehend any of it so completely
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 12:38 |
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quote:LORD CYBERTREX-9000 gestured towards the ultraspice hoard.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 12:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35PWRL0GquM
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drat straight
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 18:22 |