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ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Thoguh posted:

When does God's vengeance on the Chuds really get going?

Eye landing 1-2pm, so around then.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Praise Jeff!

Astrognome
Jun 2, 2011
Turns out my best friend's sister didn't evacuated from Panama City Beach. Apparently her street dead ends at the bay (?)/water so uh I guess if she and her mega chud boyfriend are alive tomorrow they'll have some fun stories.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/PoliticoCharlie/status/1050037733282983936

lmao

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
cross-posting the best hurricane coverage from the other thread

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
For all the CHUD ENTHUSIASM arguments I've really not seen it:

https://twitter.com/MonmouthPoll/status/1050038489528586245

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Big wet polls.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

For all the CHUD ENTHUSIASM arguments I've really not seen it:

https://twitter.com/MonmouthPoll/status/1050038489528586245

Wrong thread

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lawman 0 posted:

Wrong thread

whoops! It is the wrong thread. oh well :shobon:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mad Wack posted:

cross-posting the best hurricane coverage from the other thread

I cross-posted it from here actually

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Don't give the guy above website clicks he is a massive chud. Use this guy

https://twitter.com/CIMSS_Satellite/status/1050022681700110336

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

twoday posted:

I cross-posted it from here actually

i dont read i :justpost:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1050042374527873024

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mad Wack posted:

i dont read i :justpost:

:pgabz:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jeff described that earlier, I thought he was exaggerating

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Eyewall winds are getting ready to come onshore btw

quote:

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
Extreme Wind Warning
National Weather Service Tallahassee FL
1111 AM EDT WED OCT 10 2018

The National Weather Service in Tallahassee has issued a

* Extreme Wind Warning for...
Gulf County in the Panhandle of Florida...
Southern Bay County in the Panhandle of Florida...
Southwestern Franklin County in Big Bend of Florida...

* Until 215 PM EDT/115 PM CDT/.

* At 1109 AM EDT/1009 AM CDT/, National Weather Service Doppler
radar indicated extreme winds in excess of 130 mph, associated
with the eyewall of Hurricane Michael, were moving onshore. THIS
IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION!

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

TAKE COVER NOW! Treat these imminent extreme winds as if a tornado
was approaching and move immediately to the safe room in your
shelter. Take action now to protect your life!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
What if you like hunkered down until you were directly in the eye of the hurricane and just followed the eye as the hurricane wrecked poo poo all around you?

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

rumblerumblerumblerumBLERUMBLERUMBLERUMBLE

MIKE IS HERE. MIKE IS HERE. MIKE IS HERE. MIKE IS H

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/NWSTallahassee/status/1050043265855164417

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

What if you like hunkered down until you were directly in the eye of the hurricane and just followed the eye as the hurricane wrecked poo poo all around you?

Pretty sure lots of birds do this

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:tif:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


oh man it's exciting to witness 2005 again in real time

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

What if you like hunkered down until you were directly in the eye of the hurricane and just followed the eye as the hurricane wrecked poo poo all around you?

itd be like traveling by train in the united states youd just cruise through every citys new worst neighborhood in relative comfort

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

The Nastier Nate posted:

What if you like hunkered down until you were directly in the eye of the hurricane and just followed the eye as the hurricane wrecked poo poo all around you?

you'd have to be going in a basically straight line with just a few miles of deviation before you get wrecked, and decent chance the roads ahead of you are gonna be flooded from the front half of the hurricane

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice



God must be really mad at these places for voting for TRUMP! three to one.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

It's on the wind map now

http://hint.fm/wind/

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007


it extremely owns that no one cares cause it's just gonna hit a bunch of poor people instead of a major metro

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://twitter.com/jtordeneaux/status/1049760566879903744

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



climate change is fake and the chuds in the panhandle will NOT get completely owned

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


lol it's up to 150 mph gusts

wtf

https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/1050046848331862017

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

deadwing posted:

it extremely owns that no one cares cause it's just gonna hit a bunch of poor people instead of a major metro

im here for chud murder

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
150 sustained. Gusts are probably 170-180 or something.

lol at that dude getting a tummy ache over wind speed

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

150 sustained. Gusts are probably 170-180 or something

Holy gently caress

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

cmon 7 more MPH before landfall

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

deadwing posted:

it extremely owns that no one cares cause it's just gonna hit a bunch of poor people instead of a major metro

1800 people died in a tsunami less than two weeks ago and it barely made a blip in western media.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

lol at that dude getting a tummy ache over wind speed

I mean it's a Cat 5 hurricane about to carve a giant scar across Florida and it blew up in like less than 36 hours and no one had any preparation to evacuate

https://twitter.com/splillo/status/1050047780549533697

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Mad Wack posted:

im here for chud murder

Murdered by a vengeful god.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Megillah Gorilla posted:

1800 people died in a tsunami less than two weeks ago and it barely made a blip in western media.

I wonder if a part of that is because it looked puny in comparison to the previous two tsunamis

also no one in the west cares about developing world death totals <50k

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



is it gonna hit cat 5

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/StuOstro/status/1050048629480857605

https://twitter.com/jhomenuk/status/1050016690124333056

A hurricane so radical it has mini hurricanes inside it

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