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galenanorth
May 19, 2016

the bitcoin of weed posted:

the ads blame Gillum (and his democrats) for taking a whole week to rebuild the entire power grid after it got knocked out during a cat 2 last year

all disaster responses that take [a whole length of time] are equally bad

"took a whole [mumbles "second"] to restore power to hospitals while patients kept waiting and waiting"

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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

from the Time stream

good thing infrastructure week is coming up

i lol'ed at this post

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

the :hurr:icane

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

lmao@ hurricanecity trying to close his door

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Link to the chuds, please

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

orange sky posted:

Link to the chuds, please

turn off ur monitor

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

angrily] jim im gonna go get a drink

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1dRJZgERoEvxB

orange sky
May 7, 2007


good one

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
waiter, this burger has a taste, but it’s watery.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

did jeff die?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/quiteron_/status/1050106034889654273

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Stairmaster posted:

did jeff die?

Maybe

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Stairmaster posted:

did jeff die?

yes. if you can stomach it, you can watch what happened to him here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6P6eUaV1q0&t=135s

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
this dude is driving through flooded streets with downed powerlines everywhere.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Spergin Morlock posted:

angrily] jim im gonna go get a drink

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1dRJZgERoEvxB

:staredog:

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
houses are, like, gone man.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

this dude is driving through flooded streets with downed powerlines everywhere.

dude could be taking 4.16kV in the dick any second while the stream argues about KFC

America.mp4

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Jim just casually driving over downed power lines

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Woodchip posted:

houses are, like, gone man.

I'm actually shocked that there's this much devastation while Jim just sat in a huge empty parking lot and really the worst that happened was a hole through his rear window

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jim is just insanely lucky that there's no way those lines are connected to anything still generating current anymore

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Apparently Michael isn't weakening yet

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Jim driving around is probably going to kill him in the second most preventable way possible

the first would’ve been to not be anywhere near the hurricane

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vox Nihili posted:

Apparently Michael isn't weakening yet

it'll pass over NC as a cat 4, regain strength and become a cat 27, then head back the way it came

over and over

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/GarofaloWX/status/1050109224536010752

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



quick, somebody check if any plucky 2 man shrimp boat companies made it out unscathed

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Vox Nihili posted:

Apparently Michael isn't weakening yet

"I'm the juggernaut bitch"

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Jim currently inspecting a tree that was uprooted entirely and blown away

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/noaaocean/status/1050104142377697280

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
golden arches still standing :patriot:

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

SKULL.GIF posted:

I'm actually shocked that there's this much devastation while Jim just sat in a huge empty parking lot and really the worst that happened was a hole through his rear window

the spirit of jose lives on

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Tide comes in, tide comes in further, tide keeps coming in. You can't explain that

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
turns out the secret to surviving a hurricane is to do the stupidest loving thing you can think of

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
what if michael hits north carolina as a cat 2

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i hope the hurricane turns south and wipes orlando off the map

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

i hope the hurricane turns south and wipes orlando off the map

just pinballing across and up florida for weeks, forever drawing power off our boiling anoxic seas

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Gum posted:

turns out the secret to surviving a hurricane is to do the stupidest loving thing you can think of

Future local news story: man with rear end cancer uses radium suppositories, gets cancer free and grows a 14” dick

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/WTVAJoel/status/1050111722827202565

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Venom Snake posted:

i hope the hurricane turns south and wipes orlando off the map

it needs to turn toward miami and erase eddie lampert

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

this dude is driving through flooded streets with downed powerlines everywhere.

On the plus side after watching that video I'm China of the multiple people unknowingly touching the live wire and then drowning, it appears to be a fairly painless way to go

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
mexico beach and panama city are never going to recover

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