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Mister Kingdom posted:This just popped up on a Jeff Lynne page I follow on FB. It's a legitimate sticker: There's a hole in your back where your hands go in, You stretched your body and scarred my brain Ha Ha goatman, it's internet fame But you ain't got nobody else to blame ♫Distended rear end in a top hat♫
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:14 |
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At least it's got a flared base.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:26 |
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How is your mom by the way
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:34 |
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New breed of fluffy weiner dog
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:36 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:There's a hole in your back where your hands go in, I couldn’t help but sing it. It scans very well.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:41 |
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So who's going to put that on the back of their thigh and dress up like Roseanna Arquette in Crash?
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 04:59 |
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dong
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 05:15 |
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Dildog
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 07:11 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:There's a hole in your back where your hands go in, I don't know your song, so I changed it ♫You got a hole and you pull it apart, It goes so deep I can see to your heart.♫ It's the Goatman♫ Amazing span♫ Goodness, Gracious Distended rear end in a top hat!
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 14:43 |
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CzarChasm posted:I don't know your song It was an ELO song. Evil Woman
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 14:48 |
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So that's what Chewbacca's dick looks like.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 17:39 |
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 11:42 |
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https://twitter.com/PastOceans/status/1050046787703193600
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 12:42 |
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# ? Oct 13, 2018 02:48 |
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Put a ruby in there and I’ll buy it
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# ? Oct 13, 2018 03:11 |
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No ri.. oh
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# ? Oct 13, 2018 04:04 |
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minato posted:No ri.. The ring on the finger should also be this ring. Infinite buttholes.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 16:13 |
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Ferrous posted:The ring on the finger should also be this ring. Infinite buttholes. What happens if you turn it into a buttplug?
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 16:46 |
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Zil posted:What happens if you turn it into a buttplug? I'm not sure but my guess would be a poop apocalypse.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 16:53 |
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Ferrous posted:I'm not sure but my guess would be a poop apocalypse. Sounds dreadful
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 17:45 |
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The Bloop posted:Sounds dreadful Well now we have to do it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 17:52 |
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Ferrous posted:I'm not sure but my guess would be a poop apocalypse. Basically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Aq-gm3An0
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:17 |
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https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 22:38 |
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Germansimp posted:Basically this: CDiff or cholera, I can't quite decide....
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 16:13 |
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 00:10 |
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Holy poo poo
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 00:48 |
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Since when is it NWS to look at 💩 ?? Brb gotta quickly close some browser tabs
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 00:59 |
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bike tory posted:Since when is it NWS to look at 💩 ?? Brb gotta quickly close some browser tabs Turn on your monitor
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 07:08 |
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What the hell are you trying to sell me, Best Buy
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 07:10 |
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no results found for poopsocks, here's the closet match
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 07:33 |
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Oh man we sell those things and kids willingly pay for a little sticky plastic thing with the logo of their favorite youtuber...
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 13:04 |
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Actual answer: They're a collapsible stand for your phone so you can watch videos.Zetsubou-san posted:no results found for poopsocks, here's the closet match lmbo
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 13:43 |
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https://twitter.com/strangecoisas/status/1052995489220763649
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 00:58 |
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Giant. Red. Would.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 15:22 |
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Shai-Hulud posted:Oh man we sell those things and kids willingly pay for a little sticky plastic thing with the logo of their favorite youtuber... Speaking of utterly worthless crap, I went into a servo today and they were selling Treasure X for $19. What is Treasure X? It's a box of literal sand with a lovely toy and a "treasure chest" inside. For nineteen loving dollars. And you can't even eat any of it. Seriously, it's a Kinder Surprise where, instead of mediocre chocolate, you get literally sand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z13G3RcdvI EDIT: Watching this video again, I cannot parse how this is not satire. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 17:16 on Oct 19, 2018 |
# ? Oct 19, 2018 15:43 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:mediocre chocolate You. Take. That. Back.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 16:17 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Speaking of utterly worthless crap, I went into a servo today and they were selling Treasure X for $19. It's for children. Half the fun is the digging it out, like you're a treasure hunter. Have you not seen those "excavate your own dinosaur model from a chunk of plaster" kits? Same idea, just with cool skeletons and a little "real gold" treasure! That's cool, if you're like, seven.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 16:42 |
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I'm sure they'll have fun, for the two whole minutes it takes to dig it out
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 17:05 |
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And $19. Now, if it was $5, I'd be cool with it. But for $19 you could buy a real toy, a bag of brickies sand and a bucket.
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