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Pro: the awareness and intelligence of an adult Con: the inherent selfishness of a baby Small Assassin 24/7/365
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Ah, now I finally understand what reverse racism means. ahhahaah
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:02 |
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Disease resistant But Autistic
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:07 |
honda whisperer posted:Disease resistant
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:17 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Pro: the awareness and intelligence of an adult like my ex
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 03:23 |
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pro: better parents con: uncle who does meth
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 04:35 |
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Pro: installed within an nigh invincible cybernetic body Con: flashing red weak point on the chest that it bares every time it roars at the player
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 04:37 |
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big dick will eventually be better than you in almost every conceivable fashion because its not your baby because your wife karen is a whore and the baby belongs to a local tough named Bacobit and she eventually leaves you and while you are posting about babies on a dead internet forum she's getting a train run on her by the porkchop crips honda whisperer posted:Disease resistant holey poo poo
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 04:56 |
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Two gay dads No Mom
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 08:26 |
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pro: can punch through a wall con: isn't entirely convinced that Hitler was the bad guy
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 09:19 |
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Pro:damage resistance to pitbulls Con: is a pitbull
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 09:52 |
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Pro - Can combine with other babies, Voltron style, when threatened. This provides the fighting unit with the strength of ten men and the ability to shoot fire out of its mouth Con - When the threat has passed the Baby Voltron has to be manually disassembled otherwise it no longer fits in it's pushchair.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 10:25 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Yeah well maybe these idiot women should just grow wider, slipperier vaginas Would make more sense for women to be 100x larger than the men and the men can just be vestigial parasites like how it works with anglerfish
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 12:29 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Would make more sense for women to be 100x larger than the men and the men can just be vestigial parasites like how it works with anglerfish sure, maybe. it obviously worked for your parents.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 12:31 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:sure, maybe. it obviously worked for your parents. They got in on the trend early
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 12:58 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Yeah well maybe these idiot women should just grow wider, slipperier vaginas https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38210837 quote:The regular use of Caesarean sections is having an impact on human evolution, say scientists.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 13:12 |
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Step it up, moms
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 13:27 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:your wife karen is a whore and the baby belongs to a local tough named Bacobit not so fast, i seen her hanging around his lieutenant 'crouton' too. hell, i heard she was banging the entire cobb gang. she's a real salad barfly.
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# ? Oct 11, 2018 23:20 |
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Pro: The strength of a hundred men Con: Weakness to ice damage
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:09 |
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Man Locks Himself In Hot Car To Prove That Babies And Dogs Are Cowards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORv34CSYv0
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:09 |
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Jake Mustache posted:Man Locks Himself In Hot Car To Prove That Babies And Dogs Are Cowards I'm glad the onion has found an even subtler way to piss people off.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 02:45 |
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Teleportation Said power can only be used at birth
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 02:52 |
Infinite patience and endurance The color red makes them go berserk E: no any pastel colors is the death rage
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 03:06 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Infinite patience and endurance Nice change. A bright red and black nursery would be fuckin sick.
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 07:43 |
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becomes a parasitic croyel providing host long life in exchange for soul vulnerable to wild magic
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 08:00 |
Pro: babies can now effectively do basic construction work Con: they catcall and it is in no way cute alternate cons: they smoke all your weed and never clean their lovely rank bongs they sometimes drive strollers drunk
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 08:24 |
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Pro: Total invulnerability Con: Never sleeps
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 08:32 |
Pro: infinite wisdom of a bodhisattva Con: they fuckin h8 u
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 08:39 |
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Was it a slow day at the BBC or did they actually feel like "modern medicine allows people to survive things that used to be riskier" needed a fresh spin for some reason
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 08:45 |
Pro: actual real deal hacker skillset Con: only uses it to accrue cryptocurrency
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 08:58 |
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pro: never cries con: toxic masculinity
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# ? Oct 12, 2018 10:19 |
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I had a hipster couple threaten to call the cops when I buckled my 13 month old son into his car seat, lock the doors, and wheel the shopping cart back across the lot (15m away). In the 25 seconds that I closed the door, returned the shopping cart, and returned to my car this couple was waiting beside the rear passenger window, and the woman had her phone out filming me while the guy was making a point of having his face against the window and observing my son in his car seat. The first thing she said was, "we should call the cops" and I said "do it" and drove off.
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