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We Know Catheters posted:It's not that difficult to point it down The Small Penis Revealer has logged on
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just look in the mirror for a few seconds, that always does the trick for me
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Oct 11, 2018 20:56
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zoux posted:The Small Penis Revealer has logged on How do you relate penis size to bending down a hard on?
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Oct 11, 2018 20:57
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Bigger and longer = heavier and more leverage = easier to point down (after sitting and bending over double) 
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Oct 11, 2018 21:01
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you can't just 'bend it down' thats the entire reason that comic exists. if you can you're a freak
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Oct 11, 2018 21:04
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This is my solution too
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Oct 11, 2018 21:06
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If you can bend it to aim it into the toilet, then the problem in that comic doesn't apply. That or you've reached the age where your erections are weak sauce. 
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Indecisive posted:you can't just 'bend it down' It's like a glow stick, you gotta go until you hear the snap
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We Know Catheters posted:How do you relate penis size to bending down a hard on? I will never reveal the Big Penis Haver secret
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Indecisive posted:you can't just 'bend it down' thats the entire reason that comic exists. if you can you're a freak No, you absolutely can bend it down enough that tilting your hips will get you the rest of the way. Still awkward as gently caress but it works!
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Oct 11, 2018 21:14
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Just lmao if you don't subjugate your turgid morning piss boner by putting it on the toilet rim and slamming the lid down
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oh dope posted:Just lmao if you don't subjugate your turgid morning piss boner by putting it on the toilet rim and slamming the lid down Or you could just slap the top of the "head" with a cold spoon.
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Captain Oblivious posted:No, you absolutely can bend it down enough that tilting your hips will get you the rest of the way. Speak for yourself Mr Bendywang
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Oct 11, 2018 21:20
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Oh boy, a discussion about pee and morning boners! Finally a derail I can get behind...or in front of! 
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Oct 11, 2018 21:28
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Remember in the 40 year old virgin he pisses into his own face cuz of his boner? That’s my life ALL THE TIME
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The Bloop posted:Forgot In the Shower and All Over the Place This is the correct answer.
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Oct 11, 2018 21:39
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oldpainless posted:Remember in the 40 year old virgin he pisses into his own face cuz of his boner? That’s my life ALL THE TIME Please don't piss in the face of Steve Carell. It is probably not very nice.
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Brewmaster posted:Oh boy, a discussion about pee and morning boners! Finally a derail I can get behind...or in front of! Is that Tom cruise?
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Oct 11, 2018 21:57
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What did the Cosby countdown end in again?
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Firstborn posted:What did the Cosby countdown end in again? 
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3 to 10 years
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Oct 11, 2018 22:10
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I expected that, but what about in this thread
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Dungeon Ecology posted:3 to 10 years heh
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The Bloop posted:Speak for yourself Mr Bendywang Kink shaming itt
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Oct 11, 2018 22:57
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Am I the only guy who doesn't wake up with a boner every morning? This hasn't been an issue for me since I was a teenager
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Oct 11, 2018 22:59
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No one is judging
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bike tory posted:Am I the only guy who doesn't wake up with a boner every morning? This hasn't been an issue for me since I was a teenager It's not every morning or even most mornings but it's often enough to be in on the joke
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bike tory posted:Am I the only guy who doesn't wake up with a boner every morning? This hasn't been an issue for me since I was a teenager Do you maybe have some sort of survey we could participate in so taht the next 3 pages of this thread doesn't become bonerchat?
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Oct 11, 2018 23:28
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I'm like, 80% sure this exact series of bonerchat posts has happened before. It's pointless to fight
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Oct 11, 2018 23:30
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oldpainless posted:Remember in the 40 year old virgin he pisses into his own face cuz of his boner? That’s my life ALL THE TIME Must suck to be 40
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Oct 11, 2018 23:30
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Brute Squad posted:
I like it
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syscall girl posted:Must suck to be 40 Not really It's ok
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Oct 11, 2018 23:42
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If you piss in a plastic jug your boner worries go away, morning or night~! /lifehack
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The Chad Jihad posted:I'm like, 80% sure this exact series of bonerchat posts has happened before. It's pointless to fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mhZBLUyybo
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