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Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

just keep skipping those vaccines yuppies

:yeshaha:

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Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




https://twitter.com/vahuebner/status/1050465793392037888

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I had to go back and look this up because the advertising campaign for it is some poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxKrn8Aqa0A

edit: they didn't disable comments or ratings for this lmao

what the gently caress

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Scrub-Niggurath posted:

it’s cool how the abject shittiness of American healthcare comes through in every single article, like how the family had to pay $10,000 out of pocket for the wheelchair that the kid never even got to use

It's said so casually too. Yeah so these parents couldn't afford this 32,000 wheelchair for some reason and they only had to fight for 14 months to get it. And now it looks like.....yeah there kid is dead and they are on some internet thing trying to figure out what to do without a doctor's help. *yawn* So anyway...

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Koishi Komeiji posted:

It's said so casually too. Yeah so these parents couldn't afford this 32,000 wheelchair for some reason and they only had to fight for 14 months to get it. And now it looks like.....yeah there kid is dead and they are on some internet thing trying to figure out what to do without a doctor's help. *yawn* So anyway...

america is already great

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

what the gently caress

I thought it was a toothpaste ad and stopped.

Boy howdy am I glad I came back to it.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I had to go back and look this up because the advertising campaign for it is some poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxKrn8Aqa0A

edit: they didn't disable comments or ratings for this lmao

What the gently caress was that

Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK

StashAugustine posted:

What the gently caress was that

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-how-israel-recruits-online-foot-soldiers-to-fight-bds-1.5483038

quote:

“Welcome to BDS News! Where we pretend to care about Palestinians, but really just want to see Israel disappear!”

Thus opens one of the videos the Israeli government hopes will go viral in what is billed as a new large-scale “cyber second strike” campaign. Supported and spearheaded by the Ministry of Strategic Affairs, the campaign enlists Israel’s supporters as foot soldiers against online efforts to “demonize” and “undermine” the country’s legitimacy.

The campaign, branded as 4il.org under the slogan “Stop the Hate,” is being paired with a mobile application developed by a trio of organizations in the U.S. and Israel. Two of them – the Israeli-American Council and the Maccabee Task Force – are nearly solely funded by American Jewish billionaire and casino magnate Sheldon Adelson, who is also Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s buddy. The third partner is the Interdisciplinary Center in Herziliya, to which Adelson is a major donor.

The app – geared to digitally-aware millennials – turns Israel advocacy into a competitive game in which young defenders perform “missions” on various social media platforms, earning points and badges. The missions include sharing and retweeting positive news about Israel, reporting and complaining about designated YouTube and Facebook posts to the platform's companies, signing online petitions and even emailing UNESCO’s director general to ask that her organization “stop their bias towards Israel.”

This hit some radars last year and I'm sure it was posted about in one of these forums.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The more Israel whines about bias the more I like to call them the lovely ethno terror state that they are.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


Marketing 101: make your ad feel 15 minutes long and make sure to add bizarre twists so know one can figure out what it's for unless they stay till the very end

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Man, that's...I mean-There are all those insane anti-semetic zionism conspiracy theories, Israel's really not doing itself any favors by actually doing a mass conspiracy to hide the truth of what they're doing.

I always get so weirdly conflicted, because yes, there are crazy nuts who hate Israel for no good reason, but then they also set up a horrible fascist genocidal state. It's nuts.

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.
who the gently caress is scraeming log off? show yourselves cowards, israel will never log off

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i mostly heard them screaming like ike or bike or something

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.
uh-oh... it's worse than we thought

im depressed lol posted:

who the gently caress is scraeming log off?

Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK

SlothfulCobra posted:

Man, that's...I mean-There are all those insane anti-semetic zionism conspiracy theories, Israel's really not doing itself any favors by actually doing a mass conspiracy to hide the truth of what they're doing.

I always get so weirdly conflicted, because yes, there are crazy nuts who hate Israel for no good reason, but then they also set up a horrible fascist genocidal state. It's nuts.

Yeah, the Israel as an authoritarian ethnostate thing is extremely difficult. For one, they do have a society under constant threat of terrorism and have every reason to be afraid of other gulf states getting nukes. But then that leads them to be extremely far right authoritarian regime that has an apartheid state which they see as the only solution to the terrorist problem which then radicalizes the young Palestinians and the other Gulf-

You get it. It's a clusterfuck and is why no one has been able to solve it. This has been people's entire life goals and everyone has failed.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

SlothfulCobra posted:

Man, that's...I mean-There are all those insane anti-semetic zionism conspiracy theories, Israel's really not doing itself any favors by actually doing a mass conspiracy to hide the truth of what they're doing.

I always get so weirdly conflicted, because yes, there are crazy nuts who hate Israel for no good reason, but then they also set up a horrible fascist genocidal state. It's nuts.

Israel != Jews

hate the state, not the people

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Bearded Whiteguy posted:

Yeah, the Israel as an authoritarian ethnostate thing is extremely difficult. For one, they do have a society under constant threat of terrorism and have every reason to be afraid of other gulf states getting nukes. But then that leads them to be extremely far right authoritarian regime that has an apartheid state which they see as the only solution to the terrorist problem which then radicalizes the young Palestinians and the other Gulf-

You get it. It's a clusterfuck and is why no one has been able to solve it. This has been people's entire life goals and everyone has failed.

As soon as one of their enemies gets nukes the problem will be solved

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

BULBASAUR posted:

As soon as one of their enemies gets nukes the problem will be solved

:hai:

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Bearded Whiteguy posted:

Yeah, the Israel as an authoritarian ethnostate thing is extremely difficult. For one, they do have a society under constant threat of terrorism and have every reason to be afraid of other gulf states getting nukes. But then that leads them to be extremely far right authoritarian regime that has an apartheid state which they see as the only solution to the terrorist problem which then radicalizes the young Palestinians and the other Gulf-

You get it. It's a clusterfuck and is why no one has been able to solve it. This has been people's entire life goals and everyone has failed.

Lol no, they aren't.

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.
oi i'm the nation-state that funds multi-million dollar advertising campaigns to get people to not make fun of me online as people starve in my borders

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

im depressed lol posted:

oi i'm the nation-state that funds multi-million dollar advertising campaigns to get people to not make fun of me online as people starve in my borders

Those are Palestinians, not people

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol that youtube video is bonkers

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/BurgerKing/status/1050043075404460032

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Bearded Whiteguy posted:

Yeah, the Israel as an authoritarian ethnostate thing is extremely difficult. For one, they do have a society under constant threat of terrorism and have every reason to be afraid of other gulf states getting nukes. But then that leads them to be extremely far right authoritarian regime that has an apartheid state which they see as the only solution to the terrorist problem which then radicalizes the young Palestinians and the other Gulf-

You get it. It's a clusterfuck and is why no one has been able to solve it. This has been people's entire life goals and everyone has failed.

Settler states "under constant threat of terrorism" is an odd way to describe anticolonialism.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
terrorism is when your unpeople class attempts to enact political change. see: black panthers, john brown.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
Israel actually does have a big terrorism problem...

...from radical settler groups and nationalist gangs, which attack not only Palestinians but even Israeli as well, in return for various perceived slights. though of course they reserve the worst attacks for Palestinian targets

Christian sites in Israel are also often targeted

oddly enough, the arrest rate for these is pretty low and the various anti-terror laws are rarely used in these cases

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
the comment section is pretty :yikes: but i kind of suspect thats the reason they left the comment section open

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
The TRUTH about Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc6tmYYhOUU

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Tiler Kiwi posted:

the comment section is pretty :yikes: but i kind of suspect thats the reason they left the comment section open

How many times do you think they were shown to some group as part of some "exposure to the enemy" thing?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

The most disturbing thing about Israeli propaganda is the way they weaponize sex to support Zionism. The 4iL commercial heavily implies that these two babes hosed the dweeb because he "knows the truth about Israel." The Israeli government actively encourages women to gently caress men just because they think Eretz Yisrael Hashlema should span from the Sinai to Mesopotamia.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The most disturbing thing about Israeli propaganda is the way they weaponize sex to support Zionism. The 4iL commercial heavily implies that these two babes hosed the dweeb because he "knows the truth about Israel." The Israeli government actively encourages women to gently caress men just because they think Eretz Yisrael Hashlema should span from the Sinai to Mesopotamia.

This is like fascism 101

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

that simpsons duff beer parody commercial where a bunch of hot babes come out to party but it's gunning down palestinians instead of gunning down beers

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
the most disturbing part is using accusations of antisemitism to shut down critics, no matter how valid the criticism is

in fact in my experience, the more valid the criticism the more intense the accusations of antisemitism will be

disturbing because it's effective

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Dead Beef posted:

the most disturbing part is using accusations of antisemitism to shut down critics, no matter how valid the criticism is

in fact in my experience, the more valid the criticism the more intense the accusations of antisemitism will be

disturbing because it's effective

Bad faith arguments are old hat. The real innovation of Zionism is exploiting adolescent sexuality to cultivate a loyalty to the Israeli state, and while that is a common Fascist program to promote "sexual health" as public health, it's the victims of Nazism internalizing that kind of herrenvolk ideology that makes it so disturbing.

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Bad faith arguments are old hat. The real innovation of Zionism is exploiting adolescent sexuality to cultivate a loyalty to the Israeli state, and while that is a common Fascist program to promote "sexual health" as public health, it's the victims of Nazism internalizing that kind of herrenvolk ideology that makes it so disturbing.

birthright is, according to friends of mine who have gone on it, openly acknowledged to be an attempt to merge late teens early 20's sexuality with zionism

they all got laid tho

edit: this is apparently not a unique phenomenon: https://mondoweiss.net/2016/01/how-many-more-orgasms-will-be-had-for-zionism/

Sing Along has issued a correction as of 11:04 on Oct 12, 2018

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Socks4Hands posted:

they all got laid tho

yeah that's how it works lmao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



is this offer valid for goyim as well?

:thunk:

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Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Yeah the remarkable thing about their rack isn't that they're selling nationalism with sex, but how dweeby they are in doing it. They're selling GFE.

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