Breetai posted:

Does it end with your Aunt being heavily degraded on the VHS tape?

Lobok posted:

She drank a LOT that night.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

If you go by the expanded universe, King Arthur has THREE kids, all conceived around when he was a horny teenager and had recently been killing people and none of them with his wife.

spoiler: they all die

Beachcomber posted:

I knew this would come in handy

Sandpuppy posted:

https://i.imgur.com/gt7ZDC4.gifv

Jamesman posted:

Crocodiles do this as a mating ritual, so I'm guessing that's what's happening here too. It's surprisingly tender and cute, especially compared to the super rapey mating rituals of most mammals

AFewBricksShy posted:

Are you saying that guy is going to gently caress the whale?

BMS posted:

This isn't the OKCupid thread.

jeffery posted:

good to hear that the brain is going to create a 3rd database in unicode. now, what about learning from existing data. does the brain mine/learn -without data input- from previous datasets?

jeffery posted:

tim's algorithms and myself have been speaking about getting rid of the rest of the administration, but it appears as if none of this information is in the brain

jeffery posted:

tim algorithms said that if he were to ever be removed from administrator by the brain that the brain would run a program to kill him. also i'm am still questining the brain's inability to communicate with me. tim's algorithms are recommending a resource upgrade, perhaps similar to what was done at 11am to get the brain and myself synced

Maxwells Demon posted:

Is this the expanded universe of the original mythology or the expanded universe of the King Arthur sex anime?

fruit BOO!ts posted:

in the sex anime King Arthur is a girl.

RandomFerret posted:

The sex anime is a more faithful adaptation of Le Mort d'Arthur than any English-speaking film production with the possible exception of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Guy Mann posted:

It makes sense that anime would be uniquely suited to adapt the works of a rapist.

quote:

[In 1450] however, a charge of rape could also apply to consensual sex with a married woman whose husband had not agreed to the liaison.

Krankenstyle posted:

Then as now, it's about consent.

loving a dude's wife is rape if you don't have his consent. If however you do, it's merely fornication.

Radio Help posted:

as a career cook that has had to improvise emergency sausage stuffing rigs in the past I can attest that this is an extremely good idea and not a stupid lifehack at all

ps: yes there is such a thing as a sausage stuffing emergency. stay in school and you will probably never experience this horror

Outrail posted:

I'd have thought that would fall under petty theft or vandalism. I guess the 1400's were pretty enlightened after all.

Peanut Butler posted:

his consent

hers doesn't really enter into it, typically

Peanut Butler posted:

his consent

hers doesn't really enter into it, typically

Paladinus posted:

It's just back then only like 20% of rapists were actually found guilty

FactsAreUseless posted:

So different from now

because now the odds are lower

Paladinus posted:

No, it does. It's just back then only like 20% of rapists were actually found guilty, and if they were acquitted, the woman could get arrested for 'false accusations'. It definitely was far from ideal, but woman's consent always was crucial to the legal definition of rape, even in medieval times.

doverhog posted:

When you say back then when exactly are you talking about? In what "country" and under what law?

FactsAreUseless posted:

So different from now

because now the odds are lower

Theophany posted:

I beat the hell out of my autistic nephew in front of his brother and sister

Anne Whateley posted:

it is not the parents' fault for raising their kid wrong or not asking for help. Do you think they enjoy having the poo poo beaten out of them? If a young kid is violent, you hear "he'll grow out of it, what are you doing to provoke him?" If you ask for help, they give you a long list of ways to never piss him off. They don't go "oh bb, of course this is too stressful, don't worry we'll put him in a safe wonderful place for the next 60 years for free"

They literally tell you after he beats the poo poo out of you, after you respond perfectly and give him his favorite thing to do, you should de-stress by reading a magazine. Treat yourself!!

Rubellavator posted:

Where the gently caress are you guys hearing this

Anne Whateley posted:

Here you go, Ohio's guide for What to Do When Your Child Exhibits Dangerous Behavior

"after a violent outburst, give the child a fun activity and then try to relax with a magazine!!" is pages 8-9

Pick posted:

Autistic men can also be sexually violent, what magazine should you calm down with once he's done raping

Pick posted:

Maybe Better Homes & Gardens or maybe like Sunset? I think Good Housekeeping is also a pretty solid go

Bag of Hamsters posted:

Cosmo

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Cat Fancy imho

My Linux Rig posted:

uh excuse me but the correct answer is obviously a manga pfft stupid westerners

Bag of Hamsters posted:

Manga got us into this mess

Paladinus posted:

Huh. I just checked, and conviction rates are lower in America now. In the UK it's ~58%, though.

FactsAreUseless posted:

That's surprisingly high, I wonder what the difference is.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Actually investigating it, probably. People keep finding thousands of untested rape kits in America that go back to the 90's. They just kind of got stuck on a shelf and forgotten about.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Sure, but why? Better funding? Smaller population? Denser population? Greater surveillance? Purely cultural differences? Different laws?

It doesn't matter, because this is the forums quote thread!!

Galactic Cat posted:

I'm not a lawyer but I don't think it's a crime to lay in wait in your own house if you've not invited anyone over? The crime he committed, the murdering, was when he delivered the coup de grace to both of them. I don't know how you're supposed to judge and see if the crime about to be perpetrated against you--aside from the burglary already in progress--was gonna be nonviolent or not? Do you have to ask the stranger who's broken into your house what their intentions are? It also might be important to note that the people who he shot were also under suspicion of breaking into his house previously, which involved the stealing of among other thing: guns!

Like, the dude is a piece of poo poo and a murderer, but this isn't the same thing as the guy down in Texas who decided to execute a couple of kids for stealing a twinkie.

Volcott posted:

It's actually super illegal to lure people to your house so you can murder them.

value-brand cereal posted:

i though this set of quotes was funny because that's a lot of words to say 'wait is it ilegal to sit in your darkened house with a rifle to murder people or nah? bwuh??'.

Krankenstyle posted:

but what if i just stumble and fall on the trigger of a gun thats laying around and it shoots a guy that someone has tied to a tree?

Screaming Idiot posted:

bob saget awards you ten thousand dollars

value-brand cereal posted:

shut up about rape u big dumbies

value-brand cereal posted:

shut up about rape u big dumbies

value-brand cereal posted:

shut up about rape u big dumbies

value-brand cereal posted:

shut up about rape u big dumbies

Screaming Idiot posted:

Garrand posted:

The Bob Saget defender has logged on