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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Some day I’ll be tired of this joke. That day is not today.

Long, long, joke....

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Phlegmish posted:

Of course it's salt

"Salty tears of the poor and disabled". the rest of it was cut off though.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ookiimarukochan posted:

"Salty tears of the poor and disabled". the rest of it was cut off though.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


...get ready, world, to laugh off your asses!

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

That's actually a deathclaw wearing those pants.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




#blessed

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Edit: oops nothing to see here folks

genetic_knockout has a new favorite as of 21:13 on Oct 12, 2018

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

roomba-ndage

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



genetic_knockout posted:

Edit: oops nothing to see here folks



right click copy image url/address like so :)



e: definitely gonna get my cat some dank nip

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Krankenstyle posted:

right click copy image url/address like so :)



e: definitely gonna get my cat some dank nip

Thank you! I am literally worse than a Facebook Mom when it comes to posting pictures lol

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Why are their faces blurred? Are they stealing the couch?

ShadeofBlue
Mar 17, 2011

Paladinus posted:

Why are their faces blurred? Are they stealing the couch?

It’s porn.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Its a porno couch

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's a love seat

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I wonder how much mileage a black couch gets before they decide it is time to get a new one.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Someone probably just bought that old couch on Craigslist.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






I don't know why but the first thing that came to my mind when I read this was "Berth ell pup"

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I don't know why but the first thing that came to my mind when I read this was "Berth ell pup"

Prep the bull

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






Oh my, it shames me that that is committed to my memory.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Ape of Naples posted:

Someone probably just bought that old couch on Craigslist.

Oh god, can you imagine? That thing has to be loaded with orgone energy. You could create a hurricane just by jerking off on it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Its a porno couch

It's a regular couch. We have a couch like that at the office.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Milo and POTUS posted:

It's a love seat

it's a little old seat where we can sit together

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Paladinus posted:

It's a regular couch. We have a couch like that at the office.

Guess that’s another goon working in the porn industry.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

chitoryu12 posted:

Guess that’s another goon working in the porn industry.

If only; then we'd finally be able to get our hands on that damned frog.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Paladinus posted:

It's a regular couch. We have a couch like that at the office.

... that your coworkers gently caress on

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/NCommentarys/status/1050467493654011905

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Sex on leather couches is always really uncomfortable. And if you're in one position for too long it makes that "sccccchhhhhrrrruuuupppp" sound when you change again.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Solice Kirsk posted:

Sex on leather couches is always really uncomfortable. And if you're in one position for too long it makes that "sccccchhhhhrrrruuuupppp" sound when you change again.

Somehow that never happens to me

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

areyoucontagious posted:

... that your coworkers gently caress on

No. There are cameras everywhere, and they'd definitely get fired if they did.
The couch was not made for porn. It has no properties compared to other couches that would make producing porn on that couch easier or more efficient. It's not a porn couch, it's just a couch.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


IncredibleIgloo posted:

Somehow that never happens to me

That's probably because you're wearing clothes.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Paladinus posted:

No. There are cameras everywhere, and they'd definitely get fired if they did.
The couch was not made for porn. It has no properties compared to other couches that would make producing porn on that couch easier or more efficient. It's not a porn couch, it's just a couch.

Whether or not a couch is a sex couch has nothing to do wit the innate qualities of the couch.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



IncredibleIgloo posted:

Somehow that never happens to me

gently caress harder, you’ll get there

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Somehow that never happens to me

You'll have sex one day. Don't worry buddy! We all believe in you!

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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I'm intrigued by the idea of a couch arriving shrink-wrapped and packed in cardboard that you just unpack and place in your lounge fake casting porn office.

The only time I ever bought a couch it was delivered by the blokes from the store, not sent packaged through the mail.

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