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Harold Fjord
C-SPAWN

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got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
congress would be a lot more fun to watch if they all had necroflesh

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TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

got any sevens posted:

congress would be a lot more fun to watch if they all had necroflesh

i somehow read this as crepeflesh and was similarly amused

edit - and now I'm hungry

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
if you were a crepe what toppings would you have

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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Richard Vernon : That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday, when you're outta here, and you've forgotten all about this place, and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living poo poo out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
Bender : Bite my shiny metal rear end

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Me: Calm down, y'all, it's not like this is brain surgery.
Patient's family: ...
Me: ...
PF: ...Are you a--
Me: Anyone can buy these coats online.

TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
sitting on the way down the escalator because you're too tired

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

Kontradaz posted:

sitting on the way down the escalator because you're too tired

calling an uber to take you to the bus stop

Dungeon Ecology

have thought about doing that before IRL

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
undercover ambulances, so you don't notice them coming to save you

TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

got any sevens posted:

if you were a crepe what toppings would you have

a bit of nutella, vanilla ice cream, banana slices.

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
who do you think's the best guitarist in the world, jack black or jack white?

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Cubone posted:

who do you think's the best guitarist in the world, jack black or jack white?

this question was responsible for ww1

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wearing a lampshade

newjack ryan

FactsAreUseless

got any sevens posted:

this question was responsible for ww1
No, that's when Jack White shot Franz Ferdinand

at the Sasquatch festival

tangie

ghost emoji posted:

sane clown posse

this would make a great thread

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

tangie posted:

this would make a great thread

faystop

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TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
death cab for ugly
life cab for cutie

sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









tangie posted:

this would make a great thread

Reasonable J

Twenty Four


Kontradaz posted:

sitting on the way down the escalator because you're too tired

lol I laughed really hard at this

wearing a lampshade

*chewing on a long piece of grass* yeup, I 'member those days. Back when things were simple. When a man who smelt it... well, you just knew he dealt it.

Robot Made of Meat

An iPhone case that makes it look like a Motorola flip-phone.

That way you can give someone a Razr with an Apple in it.

Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Oct 9, 2018


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Manifisto


Robot Made of Meat posted:

An iPhone case that makes it look like a Motorola flip-phone.

That way you can have a Razr with an Apple in it.

BOO

it's a good joke I was just giving you a supportive halloween "boo"

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Remember the good days

Back in the forties there were only three tv stations and one played kittens from six AM to eight PM.

Lazyhound

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Remember the good days

Back in the forties there were only three tv stations and one played kittens from six AM to eight PM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXmFDRwEpv0

Tane

Paying $10 to post white noise on a blue chill forum but you accidentally write the greatest poetry of our generation and only other white noise chill dudes ever get to read it and they're all too stoned to remember it or you

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

Tane posted:

Paying $10 to post white noise on a blue chill forum but you accidentally write the greatest poetry of our generation and only other white noise chill dudes ever get to read it and they're all too stoned to remember it or you

I've written some pretty good summaries of existentialism on here...if only I could remember where.

Dungeon Ecology

steampunk hamlet

Manifisto


Dungeon Ecology posted:

steampunk hamlet

hampunk

Manifisto



making mad etsy dollars by hot gluing bacon and ham hocks to porkpie hats

xcheopis


Pork skinheads

Manifisto


william gibson envisions an alternative universe in which instead of digital computers we have a series of pig pens connected by elaborate gates and channels that perform calculations when pigs flow through them

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
them pigs sure is movin today, must be a real oinker of a problem theys workin on
-the farmhand that feeds the pigs

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TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
literally me a"tm. too high to ride down the escalator

Manifisto


got any sevens posted:

them pigs sure is movin today, must be a real oinker of a problem theys workin on
-the farmhand that feeds the pigs

Farecoal

There he go
you’ve heard about groovy fashions, now get ready for:

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
David Attenborough but he keeps talking about how delicious all the animals probably are

Twenty Four


Cubone posted:

David Attenborough but he keeps talking about how delicious all the animals probably are

lol I would sooooo watch that documentary!

Lazyhound

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
cornish game kakapo

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