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Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/P_J_Richards/status/1045222962092273665

Mike Pence: At last, I've found a purpose...

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Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Gonna steal these and make Beta Ray Bill real

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
I just remembered

Remembered, like so many times before

Yet it still astounds me

To know that Mike Pence enjoys few things as much as a throbbing horse cock deep in his colon

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


few things? mike pence lives for nothing else

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
It was a consensual boning down at least

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Vice President Mike Pence is quite fond of partaking in sexual coupling with a stallion.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

He done it w/a horsie 🐴

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


hes probably out there, kneeling in a stable, right now..,,.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Teal posted:

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1042802353957683200

made me remember mike pence would probably love this game
someone studied math in school and later had to use it to make more realistic horse testicles in a video game

also mike pence had sexual relations with a horse

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Dead Beef posted:

also mike pence had sexual relations with a horse

mainly this tho

Tactless Ogre
Oct 31, 2011

It's now 7:12 here in the east coast with a friendly reminder to be healthy, happy and ever vigilant in remembering that Mike Pence hosed a horse.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Brings a smile to my face to think about how many miles of horse dick Mike Pence has taken in his rectum

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Hostess Snack Cake posted:

Brings a smile to my face to think about how many miles of horse dick Mike Pence has taken in his rectum

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Every July 2, Mike Pence stops taking dick from a horse for a moment in order to commemorate the death of Kenneth Pinyan

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

loving IN THE NEIGH HUB

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Retromancer posted:

loving IN THE NEIGH HUB

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Retromancer posted:

loving IN THE NEIGH HUB

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I've spent most of my political posting energy on avenatti as of late but I've never forgotten

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

gently caress you, I will let this horse pound me!

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001
When announcing results in the Senate you can see Pence's spine straiten and a bit of a naughty smirk when he states, "The neighs have it."

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I,m thinking about thos horse sex

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

david cameron gently caress a pig
mike pence gently caress a horse

what next?? jair bolsanaro gently caress a capybara??

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

alnilam posted:

david cameron gently caress a pig

drat i forgot about that

need a black mirror ep about the near-future pence administrations research into cybernetically enhanced horse dong, that ends up having unforeseen apocalyptic consequences

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Feranon posted:

drat i forgot about that

need a black mirror ep about the near-future pence administrations research into cybernetically enhanced horse dong, that ends up having unforeseen apocalyptic consequences

oi mate

wot if dat horse you was shaggin' 'ad a computer 'in 'is 'ed??

fink about it yea

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

My Cuck Dad posted:

oi mate

wot if dat horse you was shaggin' 'ad a computer 'in 'is 'ed??

fink about it yea

wow Charlie Brooker it's an honor to post with you

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Feranon posted:

drat i forgot about that

need a black mirror ep about the near-future pence administrations research into cybernetically enhanced horse dong, that ends up having unforeseen apocalyptic consequences

Soul Vengence remake sponsored by Bad Dragon

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

I remembered

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Al! posted:

remembered

Got a really bad hangover today, so I’m going to go ride my bike until it goes away. Much like VP Michael “Mike” “The Saddle” Pence rides, and is ridden by, the horses that he fucks.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now my rear end is falling apart
Nothing I can do
Total eclipse of horse cock

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
I saw this



and whispered "Wow! Vicepresident Mike!" under my breath

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

holy poo poo the vice president of the United States mike pence hosed a horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Thursday Next posted:

Got a really bad hangover today, so I’m going to go ride my bike until it goes away. Much like VP Michael “Mike” “The Saddle” Pence rides, and is ridden by, the horses that he fucks.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Zikan posted:

holy poo poo the vice president of the United States mike pence hosed a horse

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Tactless Ogre
Oct 31, 2011

And so word reached me that Rockstar's developers had poured in 100 hour crunch weeks, depriving themselves of sleep, family time and food to realistically shrink or grow horse balls in the game; and I knew it was time to bump the thread because I imagined that horse-fucker Mike Pence giddy at the thought of his day one purchase of Red Dead Redemption 2.

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