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It might be just me, but to my eye he looks freakishly like english character actor James Cossins 
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NyetscapeNavigator posted:hey guys I've seen porn I get the joke
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Oct 13, 2018 10:44
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Written Dutch is the silliest looking Germanic language.
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Oct 13, 2018 10:54
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Let me tell you about Dutch crime drama "Baantjer" featuring police detective De Cock and his partner Dick Vledder.
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Oct 13, 2018 11:02
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I have family with that last name, it's the Dutch (particularly Flemish) equivalent of Cook. Hadn't considered it before but it must be bothersome when they visit English-speaking countries, same for those who have Joke as a first name
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Oct 13, 2018 11:21
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p sure "waar ging je heen?" means "where are you going?" exactly the thing you want to hear when running into Cock van der Palm
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Oct 13, 2018 11:27
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Most men spend some time cock of the palm after a breakup.
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Oct 13, 2018 11:33
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Krankenstyle posted:p sure "waar ging je heen?" means "where are you going?" Past tense, so it's 'where did you go?'
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Oct 13, 2018 12:02
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Oct 13, 2018 12:21
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Krankenstyle posted:the casting couch concept is gross. A porn version of a real life series of rapes, then implemented via no doubt more rapes.... or its just that the woman's reluctance is a given, a joke. Haha, she doesn't wanna do porn. For real: amateur/homemade porn is where it's at. You get porn, but without the icky feeling of having watched someone clearly being exploited. It's not perfect, but instead of 90% of it being exploitative poo poo, it's like 10%. And there's fewer rock-hard fake tits and less fake moaning.
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Oct 13, 2018 12:33
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Railing Kill posted:For real: amateur/homemade porn is where it's at. You get porn, but without the icky feeling of having watched someone clearly being exploited. It's not perfect, but instead of 90% of it being exploitative poo poo, it's like 10%. And there's fewer rock-hard fake tits and less fake moaning. Isn't like all the amateur/homemade porn stolen from camgirls though? I don't think you get to feel good about your organic, ethically sourced porn there either
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Oct 13, 2018 12:58
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The MSJ posted:Is there a video of the couch floating in the Japanese porn pool? That pool isn't just for porn, it shows up in regular Japanese TV sometimes too.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:00
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Never forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLkeUmgY1cc
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Oct 13, 2018 13:01
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bike tory posted:Isn't like all the amateur/homemade porn stolen from camgirls though? I don't think you get to feel good about your organic, ethically sourced porn there either I'm talking more about the production than the distribution. There's no way that much free porn gets online ethically, but at least the homemade poo poo is in the first place made on less exploitative terms. It's just much less creepy to watch. It's not about feeling good about it. It's about feeling less bad.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:07
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Phlegmish posted:Past tense, so it's 'where did you go?' Ah, thanks! Doesn't improve his case though :[
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Oct 13, 2018 13:09
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Well maybe she would have stayed if he kept his cock out of his palm.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:15
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Railing Kill posted:I'm talking more about the production than the distribution. There's no way that much free porn gets online ethically, but at least the homemade poo poo is in the first place made on less exploitative terms. It's just much less creepy to watch. It's not about feeling good about it. It's about feeling less bad. Idea: Free range, organic, fair sourced pornography studio. Only featuring men and women who explicitly seek the company out and demand to be filmed. For free. Because getting paid for it would be exploitation.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:25
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Paladinus posted:You don't call the kitchen table at your mum's house a sex table, though. True, I don't. The kitchen table at your mum's house, on the other hand...
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Oct 13, 2018 13:29
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Railing Kill posted:I'm talking more about the production than the distribution. There's no way that much free porn gets online ethically, but at least the homemade poo poo is in the first place made on less exploitative terms. It's just much less creepy to watch. It's not about feeling good about it. It's about feeling less bad. No ethical masturbation under capitalism.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:29
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bike tory posted:Isn't like all the amateur/homemade porn stolen from camgirls though? I don't think you get to feel good about your organic, ethically sourced porn there either I'm probably going to be that guy that answered the question nobody asked but still, Pornhub has an entire social feed that most people don't look at, with one of its features being "Verified Amateurs" - yes, they even have the blue checkmark like Twitter - male, female and couples, that make their own organic, ethically sourced porn, and sometimes even feature in the "Pornhub Originals" channel. There's also "Pornhub Cares", with videos related to domestic violence, safe sex, charity stuff like that Bucket Challenge, etc. And of course, Hornhub and Cornhub  
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Oct 13, 2018 13:41
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Knormal posted:Do you ever wonder why there are cameras everywhere around a couch? Nice new couch, you don't want anyone swiping it.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:50
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Oct 13, 2018 13:51
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Lol if you think pornhub is some beacon of ethics, and not just another company that realised wokeness sells.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:53
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Paladinus posted:Lol if you think pornhub is some beacon of ethics, and not just another company that realised wokeness sells. Obviously. If they're not awake that's rape.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:57
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Krankenstyle posted:the casting couch concept is gross. A porn version of a real life series of rapes, then implemented via no doubt more rapes.... or its just that the woman's reluctance is a given, a joke. Haha, she doesn't wanna do porn. Oh man have you seen the Shoplyfter porn? Or Bang Bus or gently caress anything Japanese. It's a fantasy. Not that there aren't horrible things in porn.
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Oct 13, 2018 14:10
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Paladinus posted:Lol if you think pornhub is some beacon of ethics, and not just another company that realised wokeness sells. No one really cares, they're just pretending.
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Oct 13, 2018 14:10
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Lobok posted:Obviously. If they're not awake that's rape. Badda Bing!
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Oct 13, 2018 14:16
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Paladinus posted:Lol if you think pornhub is some beacon of ethics, and not just another company that realised wokeness sells. More posts desperately defending the honour of a couch, please.
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Oct 13, 2018 14:38
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:No one really cares, they're just pretending. Corporations can't afford to care.
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Oct 13, 2018 14:40
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Wendell posted:More posts desperately defending the honour of a couch, please. The couch doesn't need my defence. It's just an object. But people who call a regular couch a porn couch are still wrong.
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Oct 13, 2018 14:41
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I agree it’s maybe unnecessary, but “porn couch” does (now that I’ve read through this, if it didn’t before which I’m not actually sure about) specify what kind of thing I’m supposed to imagine. Kind of like “hooker boots.”
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Oct 13, 2018 14:48
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burial posted:I agree it’s maybe unnecessary, but “porn couch” does (now that I’ve read through this, if it didn’t before which I’m not actually sure about) specify what kind of thing I’m supposed to imagine. I would also dispute the accuracy of that term. If the majority of hookers wear those boots, sure, they are hooker boots. But if not, they are just regular boots. They were not invented by hookers, nor were they designed with hookers in mind.
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Oct 13, 2018 14:57
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Turtlicious posted:They sell the couches To gimp suit manufacturers
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Oct 13, 2018 14:58
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Oooooh, so like "trucker hats" should still be called baseball caps.
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Oct 13, 2018 15:00
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Solice Kirsk posted:Oooooh, so like "trucker hats" should still be called baseball caps. That's what they are.
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Oct 13, 2018 15:00
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Solice Kirsk posted:Oooooh, so like "trucker hats" should still be called baseball caps. But did truckers invent them? WERE THEY INVENTED FOR TRUCKERS??? (I’m not actually sure. I assumed farmers used them first.)
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Oct 13, 2018 15:01
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Paladinus posted:That's what they are. Were they used in baseball? (Literally don't know.)
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Jerry Cotton posted:Were they used in baseball? (Literally don't know.) Yes. Hence the name.
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