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Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

burial posted:

Kind of like “hooker boots.”

Wait, I thought they were called gently caress-Me-Boots.

e: poo poo, new page. Have a repost, I guess.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Paladinus posted:

Yes. Hence the name.

Oh, I thought they used the all-cloth ones not the ones with mesh backs. :shrug:

e: What are the all-cloth ones called?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh, I thought they used the all-cloth ones not the ones with mesh backs. :shrug:

e: What are the all-cloth ones called?

They are two variants of the same thing.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Hra Mormo posted:

Wait, I thought they were called gently caress-Me-Boots.

I think that’s what they become when worn by somebody that doesn’t intend to charge a fee.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Paladinus posted:

They are two variants of the same thing.

Those hoity-toity baseball players with their choice of caps this is an affront to nature and god! :bahgawd:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Jesus, thank you guy

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Paul Kirchner's The Bus is an extremely good comic.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Are there any more of these war busses?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Take your gloves off and wash your hands before eating, jeez.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/KevLAbeast/status/1050950764070363136

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Desert Bus sequel looking real good.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man
Glad to see the Beast is eating healthier these days.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

Desert Bus sequel looking real good.

Desert Fox Bus

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Hra Mormo posted:

Glad to see the Beast is eating healthier these days.

Sadly, the core of that burger is a pool of liquefied Gummy Bear.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Mierenneuker posted:

Let me tell you about Dutch crime drama "Baantjer" featuring police detective De Cock and his partner Dick Vledder.

Don't forget our Socialist senator Tiny Kox.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

burial posted:

I agree it’s maybe unnecessary, but “porn couch” does (now that I’ve read through this, if it didn’t before which I’m not actually sure about) specify what kind of thing I’m supposed to imagine.

Kind of like “hooker boots.”

There's been quite a lot of furniture designed specifically for loving, King Edward VII and Catherine the Great commissioned some of the more notable examples:

And then there's the more common gently caress furniture like smotherboxes, Berkeley Horses, etc. A lot of the more modern fuckchairs look pretty ugly and perfunctory:


.... but sometimes they put in a bit more effort making them look stylish as well as functional:



But of course the most interesting/funny/perplexing fuckchairs are the really weird poo poo that some crazy person obviously put together in their garage after years of tinkering and refining:


Photographer Timothy Archibald actually produced a coffee table book of photos and brief interviews with everyday Americans who'd created their own sex inventions (including several pieces of furniture) which turned out pretty much exactly how you'd expect it would: :nws: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

But if you want to see the really really crazy poo poo you need to research the bizarro loving inventions that people tdesigned and registered at the patents office but probably never got made.
:nws: http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/patented_for_your_pleasure/
People have written entire books about the weird sex designs registered at the US patent office: https://www.amazon.com/American-Sex-Machines-Hidden-History/dp/1558505342


Jerry Cotton posted:

Were they used in baseball? (Literally don't know.)

Apparently they started out as part of the uniform for the Brooklyn Excelsiors baseball team in 1860.

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


I love Stripes

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

But of course the most interesting/funny/perplexing fuckchairs are the really weird poo poo that some crazy person obviously put together in their garage after years of tinkering and refining:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/IdmbCYc.gifv

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

But of course the most interesting/funny/perplexing fuckchairs are the really weird poo poo that some crazy person obviously put together in their garage after years of tinkering and refining:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oVd4X2ITfg

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Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

modern fuckchair

Never has a name change request post been more sincere.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/_uyuyuiii/status/1043346670535069696

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Paladinus posted:

They are two variants of the same thing.

Pfft, you might as well call a zweinhander and a claymore the same thing as well!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Who What Now posted:

Pfft, you might as well call a zweinhander and a claymore the same thing as well!

All bladed weapons are just knife variants imo

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's been quite a lot of furniture designed specifically for loving, King Edward VII and Catherine the Great commissioned some of the more notable examples:

And then there's the more common gently caress furniture like smotherboxes, Berkeley Horses, etc. A lot of the more modern fuckchairs look pretty ugly and perfunctory:


.... but sometimes they put in a bit more effort making them look stylish as well as functional:



But of course the most interesting/funny/perplexing fuckchairs are the really weird poo poo that some crazy person obviously put together in their garage after years of tinkering and refining:


Photographer Timothy Archibald actually produced a coffee table book of photos and brief interviews with everyday Americans who'd created their own sex inventions (including several pieces of furniture) which turned out pretty much exactly how you'd expect it would: :nws: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

But if you want to see the really really crazy poo poo you need to research the bizarro loving inventions that people tdesigned and registered at the patents office but probably never got made.
:nws: http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/patented_for_your_pleasure/
People have written entire books about the weird sex designs registered at the US patent office: https://www.amazon.com/American-Sex-Machines-Hidden-History/dp/1558505342


Apparently they started out as part of the uniform for the Brooklyn Excelsiors baseball team in 1860.

This was so fun to read, thanks,

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Paladinus posted:

You don't call the kitchen table at your mum's house a sex table, though.

Weirdly enough we do actually call the kitchen table at your mum's house the sex table.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Everybody who goes there calls it that, it's not weird at all

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ookiimarukochan posted:

Weirdly enough we do actually call the kitchen table at your mum's house the sex table.
Hey now, let's get off of mums here.

just like i just got off urs

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




His legs look so tiny :3:

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