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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Capitalism should also be abolished. I just assumed that was taken as read. :capitalism:

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

We could probably solve the whole organ shortage by just giving registered organ donors priority when it came to organs for transplants.

People under 18 would automatically be on the priority list.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
There's a solution to both climate change and the organ shortage.

1) Repeal all helmet laws.
2) Free motorcycles for everyone.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I want organs to be for sale, just so someone gets to do the old "So why is Donald Trump's heart so expensive? Because it's never been used :dadjoke: " gag.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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What if your organs go to a lovely person like a racist, a communist or me?

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

oldpainless posted:

What if your organs go to a lovely person like a racist, a communist or me?

More like oldtransplantless.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Pyromaniac Ida posted:

We could probably solve the whole organ shortage by just giving registered organ donors priority when it came to organs for transplants.

People under 18 would automatically be on the priority list.

And if you donate an organ you can spare (i.e. a kidney, chunk of liver, bone marrow) you get a priority pass you can give to a family member. So instead of sticking billboards asking for kidneys, the family could get her bumped to the front by helping someone else. Maybe offer partial credit for donating a few gallons of blood.

Apparently the cash for plasma business in the US means America supplies 3/4th of all the world's supply so if you cut out the profit motive there would be a massive shortage. But that's different because it gets replenished. It is also cleaned up and filtered so you can be a junkie whose whole life is just one long series of accidental and intentional needle pricks and the plasma is still good to use.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

oldpainless posted:

What if your organs go to a lovely person like a racist, a communist or me?

Then you've still given them the opportunity to turn their life around. If they don't that's on them.

(Communism is fine as long as it stays in space where it belongs.)

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Krispy Wafer posted:

Apparently the cash for plasma business in the US means America supplies 3/4th of all the world's supply so if you cut out the profit motive there would be a massive shortage. But that's different because it gets replenished. It is also cleaned up and filtered so you can be a junkie whose whole life is just one long series of accidental and intentional needle pricks and the plasma is still good to use.

I used to donate plasma back when I was so fat I could do 3 bags in one sitting. Took 80 minutes and probably one of the worst experiences of my life but I still did 2 sittings a month for something like.... 6 incredibly lovely t-shirts. Though we're a socialist state where all the plasma goes to the needy so whatevs.

I need to get back into plasma donations but it's such a loving horrible experience.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Idiots on Social Media became very real to me last night, when a Twitter/YouTube model decided to crash into my car on the way home.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

EL BROMANCE posted:

Idiots on Social Media became very real to me last night, when a Twitter/YouTube model decided to crash into my car on the way home.

Wait, what?! Are you all right? :ohdear:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm diseased so my body is useless. Wish I could help/they won't eat me.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

EL BROMANCE posted:

Idiots on Social Media became very real to me last night, when a Twitter/YouTube model decided to crash into my car on the way home.

Who was it?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wait, what?! Are you all right? :ohdear:

D'oh, I could've sworn I wrote in that nobody was hurt. She was going slowly but still managed to hit the left hand side of the car twice, more shock and surprise than anything (especially for my dog who was sitting closest).

And nobody famous in the slightest, virtually no fanbase whatsoever so more likely a rich girl with high self esteem based on nothing.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Did she get out and shout “I am a very important person do you know how many Instagram followers I have” or something?

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

twice???

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Arivia posted:

Did she get out and shout “I am a very important person do you know how many Instagram followers I have” or something?

Worse; she shouted “like and subscribe”

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I wish someone would set up a bot that just screenshots and reposts his tweets. And then the bot gets more followers than him.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Pyromaniac Ida posted:

I used to donate plasma back when I was so fat I could do 3 bags in one sitting. Took 80 minutes and probably one of the worst experiences of my life but I still did 2 sittings a month for something like.... 6 incredibly lovely t-shirts. Though we're a socialist state where all the plasma goes to the needy so whatevs.

I need to get back into plasma donations but it's such a loving horrible experience.

Jeez, you’d think they’d give you some kind of non-cash compensation like a restaurant gift certificate. If you spend 3 hours sitting totally motionless donating platelets, the Red Cross will sometimes give you a $10 gift card to some store or company you don’t even like.

Still, good for you doing that in exchange for terrible t-shirts.

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016

He thinks deleting posts will make him look less like a creep? His timeline seems to be full of anime tits at the moment too. Someone get on that Mark Kern-shaming bot (on the other hand, this guy doesn't need more exposure)

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
What's with the whole aggressive navel thing he's going on about?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/itsSennec/status/1051125561953832960

https://twitter.com/sennecfox/status/1051211044411109376

https://twitter.com/itsSennec/status/1051213940557041669

https://twitter.com/itsSennec/status/1051214648727494656

https://twitter.com/sennecfox/status/1051215170956087297

https://twitter.com/itsSennec/status/1051216069078200320

https://twitter.com/sennecfox/status/1051216591256473601

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

That grandma rules

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


What's the deal with this guy?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

It's very funny, but I'm not sure who the idiot is supposed to be.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

grittyreboot posted:

What's the deal with this guy?

Probably thinks he's the next James Gunn or something.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

grittyreboot posted:

What's the deal with this guy?

former WoW dev, went on to create Firefall and then burn it to the ground. energetically anti-SJW, frequently says fantastically stupid things, etc etc.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Skwirl posted:

It's very funny, but I'm not sure who the idiot is supposed to be.

Twitter obviously.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Krispy Wafer posted:

Jeez, you’d think they’d give you some kind of non-cash compensation like a restaurant gift certificate. If you spend 3 hours sitting totally motionless donating platelets, the Red Cross will sometimes give you a $10 gift card to some store or company you don’t even like.

Still, good for you doing that in exchange for terrible t-shirts.

I'm actually surprised how bad the shirts are. They certainly cost a bit and the design likewise but they go for hip or quirky themes that always seem to fall flat.

Like "blood donor" on the front but with empty spaces for the betters A B and O to denote that those letters are in short supply :v:

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

grittyreboot posted:

What's the deal with this guy?

Think red-pilled redditor but add video game industry experience and money. He's a whiny little turd, less popular than other astringent online personalities, equally as dumb, and took my money and spent it on a loving bus.

Here's a fine summary about him and his adventures at Red 5 studios, complete with bus shenanigans.

bhangraton
Aug 20, 2010

Pyromaniac Ida posted:

I'm actually surprised how bad the shirts are. They certainly cost a bit and the design likewise but they go for hip or quirky themes that always seem to fall flat.

Like "blood donor" on the front but with empty spaces for the betters A B and O to denote that those letters are in short supply :v:

... the shirts say " l d d n r" ?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

since changing my Twitter username to George W BUSHI, I've been getting random DMs apparently meant for George W Bush. This one is probably the weirdest.



It's hilarious just how close and yet far away the QAnon people are

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

bhangraton posted:

... the shirts say " l d d n r" ?

Well this wasn't in English so it said "l d giv re" since we had and A to cut out as well but the gist is the same.

I imagine people who give blood once in their life in hopes of getting a hero shirt they can then wear for a decade got pretty disappointed since no one could see what the shirt was actually about unless they came really close and squinted to see the small "blood central" logo at the bottom.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
e: nvm, actual answer was provided

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


Close.




Edit: :argh:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
:ninja:

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

DNR means Do Not Resuscitate. Maybe English language places should not do those shirts!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Midnight Voyager posted:

DNR means Do Not Resuscitate. Maybe English language places should not do those shirts!

There is an organ shortage.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Skwirl posted:

It's very funny, but I'm not sure who the idiot is supposed to be.

This reminds me of how the internet used to be in the late 90s. The weirdos were there, but it was before everyone got angry.

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Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Pyromaniac Ida posted:


I need to get back into plasma donations but it's such a loving horrible experience.

What makes it so bad?

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