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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Well at least Trubisky can still run

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I don't have my second half beer what do I do?


Do I do my second half whiskey I'm so confused it's only going to be like three.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
That was a good fake

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Trubisky heard there was titties downfield.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Flikken posted:

Ross don't you hate Melvin Gordon?

Unironically, they're using him a lot differently this year. A lot of swings and pitches and screens to get him in space, and not just running him between the tackles. The former is where he's much more dangerous and effective.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Eifert Posting posted:

Baker seems more like a Wings guy to me.

Those are tight ends.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The new roof on the Dolphin Stadium just looks loving weird

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'd forgotten that Jamaal Charles signed with the Jags this week. Wonder if he gets any playing time later on.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Eifert Posting posted:

I don't have my second half beer what do I do?


Do I do my second half whiskey I'm so confused it's only going to be like three.

Go whisky. As an old 36 year old man, beer bloats me monstrously. I prefer hard liquor/mixed drinks.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Eifert Posting posted:

I don't have my second half beer what do I do?


Do I do my second half whiskey I'm so confused it's only going to be like three.

I'm like 5 beers deep and have to work for like the next 48 hours, whiskey it up, brah.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Throwing back across the field with a jump pass :stare:

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Bears on the board with the shuffle pass!

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Burton touchdown! :siren:

Well they're right back in it, credit to Nagy for drawing up some great calls.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mmehtanydn/status/1051542417206403073?s=21

lol

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Where th hell was this the first half?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ummagumma posted:

Throwing back across the field with a jump pass :stare:

This sounds like something Tebow would have done in the 4th quarter that one year and it would take forever to get to get there but somehow work because the entire defense lost their minds.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Drugs are a helluva drug.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I feel like the Bengals have a shity record when I second-half spirits.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
the Dolphins stadium is fuckin empty. Jesus

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Eifert Posting posted:

I feel like the Bengals have a shity record when I second-half spirits.

It's fine man, go ahead and get your hopes up against the Steelers in the second half what could go wrong

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
The one thing I'll say about Allen is he is completely audacious and fearless.
He would make a great Tight End.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

indigi posted:

the Dolphins stadium is fuckin empty. Jesus

Would you pay money to live in a world of Brock Rockin Beats?

bondster
May 6, 2007

Pretty good day for Lamar Miller

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If I lived in Miami I would feel a lot less conflicted about not going to live games anymore.



I will acknowledge this truth.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Frank Gore is a marvel

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Ummagumma posted:

Frank Gore is a marvel

He truly is, it’s insane that he’s still playing and doing well

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1051541440516382720?s=21

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
For how many electric players the Texans have, their offense sure is boring a lot of the time

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Kyle Fuller with another pick!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Ummagumma posted:

Frank Gore is a marvel

1st ballot hall of fame

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




indigi posted:

the Dolphins stadium is fuckin empty. Jesus

Temp's above 100


Kyle Fuller with the INT!

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Kyle Fuller pick number 2!

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Fuller did another thing!

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Lol Raiders.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Brock is so awful

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
The Raiders are bad, and every series they seem to be lowering the bar for how bad they are

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



:laffo: Brock

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

How do you immediately give up another 50 yard return

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
god im so glad the hawks dont have a tom cable o-line anymore

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I kind of rolled my eyes when they gave Eric a 2-year contract but drat if he isn't prooving it this week

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