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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Siljmonster posted:

we need to start raising these dead dwarves as military zwarves

make weapons from their bones IMO

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Tomoe Goonzen
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."
am i still alive tia

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.
My dorf volunteers to join the crusade against the foul capitalist elves!

Jeff Goldblum
Dec 3, 2009

Venom Snake posted:



you are the OTHER half of the paper industry


thank you for this, that personality should define what it is to be a Goldblumist.

Arioch
Oct 6, 2018
Our militia's misfortune in that last siege was clearly the result of divine disfavor. The gods demand their due in blood. The way I see it, we have three options:
1. Kill all the elves.
2. Sound out raid against a nearby settlement, preferably and elf one.
3. Equip the surplus population with obsidian swords, put them into to two separate squads, and order them to fight each other. Draft the winners into the militia proper, sacrifice the losers.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Doxxify me captain

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


doxx me pls

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kangxi posted:

am i still alive tia

Yes!


Siljmonster posted:

we need to start raising these dead dwarves as military zwarves

We could try and recover a necromancy book from another civ....


Azuth0667 posted:

My dorf volunteers to join the crusade against the foul capitalist elves!

You have been drafted

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I, Hillary Clintonist, demand that we bring democracy to these elves

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Doxxify me captain




Agean90 posted:

doxx me pls



Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Did I ever make it in?

Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.

we still dorfing, if so I put myself forward as a Cardenist

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


immensly glad to be the first dwarf to say "gently caress the troops"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Venom Snake posted:

I think (other than running out like morons) the big issue was other than the few pieces of adamantine we have all our armor is bronze which is a lot worse than steel. Thankfully we can melt down all the iron equipment the goblins were gracious enough to give us to make some steel

i think that the issue is that we didnt convert to a fully vampiric fort and use our swole spooky muscles to capture the Invaders for use as juice boxes

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pooky posted:

Did I ever make it in?



Yes!


Boner Pill Connoisseur posted:

we still dorfing, if so I put myself forward as a Cardenist

Added you

in other news we have visitors:



They seem to be goblin aligned Elves, probably from a town that was taken over by goblins.


EDIT: Aaaaand the leaders got caught in cage traps and the handful of others left. Nice!

Venom Snake has issued a correction as of 00:48 on Oct 15, 2018

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:



Yes!


Added you

in other news we have visitors:



They seem to be goblin aligned Elves, probably from a town that was taken over by goblins.

see, I told you we should've cleansed the surrounding region of all elves

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Ramc posted:

Hello dwarf me as an antifa dwarf who believes the piss tape is real with the sort of intensity that would give me divine spells in some fantasy settings

also doxx me when i make it in if i ever do

Huragok
Sep 14, 2011
please reincarnate me (Huragok II) as a ansyn

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Huragok posted:

please reincarnate me (Huragok II) as a ansyn

:anarchists:

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Doxx me please

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Epic High Five posted:

see, I told you we should've cleansed the surrounding region of all elves

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I'm not in favor of cleansing the elves, but I don't see why if they're camping on valuable silver mines that they aren't even using they can't pitch their tent in some other tree down the way. It's not like we're going to run out of wilderness for them to worship.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Agean90 posted:

immensly glad to be the first dwarf to say "gently caress the troops"

hell yeah free blowjobs for all our righteous warriors

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Wait gently caress im an MLM

hell yeah free blowjobs for all our righteous class warriors

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


I hope we had an appropriate funeral for these martyrs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkitJVf0s4g

Did my dwarf somehow survive, I don't see them on the list?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Huragok posted:

please reincarnate me (Huragok II) as a ansyn

Done

Ramc posted:

also doxx me when i make it in if i ever do




ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Doxx me please




Atrocious Joe posted:

I hope we had an appropriate funeral for these martyrs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkitJVf0s4g

Did my dwarf somehow survive, I don't see them on the list?

Your dwarf did survive! He's been promoted to militia commander for his heroism (and because everyone else in his squad but 2 people died). Hilarious you dropped your named spear half way through the battle and ran away vomiting.

Heres some pictures of our new fortress additions:

Thunderdome



bedrooms




EDIT: Apparently we have come wealthy enough the monarch of our civ has arrived

Venom Snake has issued a correction as of 03:59 on Oct 15, 2018

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
REGICIDE NOW

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Socks4Hands posted:

REGICIDE NOW

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Socks4Hands posted:

REGICIDE NOW

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Long live the king!

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos

Bert Roberge posted:

Long live the king!

kill him too

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Socks4Hands posted:

kill him too

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Guys....it's a queen.



:ohdear:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
amber would understand

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

king killing society HA HA

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Long live the queen!

#ImWithHer

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos

Venom Snake posted:

Guys....it's a queen.



:ohdear:

regicide is a gender-neutral term so i have no microagressed during my rousing call to macroaggression

edit: my ideological purity is beyond doubt

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Let me be the first to cheer the righteous downing of our militaristic fascist overlord stormtroopers.

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Finished work on the new dining hall! I think it came out great

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