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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

pubic works project posted:

Someone released a set image of the new Spidey suit.

https://comicbook.com/marvel/2018/1...tm_content=Link

Looks very Superior with the Red and Black.

As long as it isn't some "Being dust changed me. I'm darker now" kind of thing, I'm happy.

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Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

CzarChasm posted:

Looks very Superior with the Red and Black.

As long as it isn't some "Being dust changed me. I'm darker now" kind of thing, I'm happy.

Apparently it takes place after Avengers 4. So, I guess we know he isn't dying a second time.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

pubic works project posted:

Someone released a set image of the new Spidey suit.

https://comicbook.com/marvel/2018/1...tm_content=Link

I can never find an image of it or remember what issue but when it comes to alternate designs there's always one that comes to mind with white spiders and it was from an issue drawn by JRjr. In the 90s I believe. Peter is thinking of a bunch of different designs, some humourously terrible, but one that looked legit was red and black, more angular on the torso kinda like the unused Alex Ross design for the first Raimi movie, and with a large white (but not symbiote-styled) spider overlayed on the chest. Dunno what the back was supposed to look like.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
A list that puts Gambit in the top 25 superheroes ever surely has to be bait.

Aphrodite posted:

Deadpool's history is a lot more bad than good and the movies are okay.

The only comics characters with more good than bad are the ones that are relatively new like Kamala. And the movies are both very good.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Gambit's power is making explosions. He's like a Michael Bay wet dream (please god don't let Michael Bay make a superhero movie).

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
One director who I'm surprised hasn't made any superhero movies (or, as far as we know, been asked to make any Star Wars movies for that matter) is Gore Verbinski.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GglGkxFnmM&t=17s

Apparently Gunn helming SS2 is official.

Only writing. He hasn’t signed on to direct, AFAIK, at least not yet.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Wheat Loaf posted:

One director who I'm surprised hasn't made any superhero movies (or, as far as we know, been asked to make any Star Wars movies for that matter) is Gore Verbinski.

I think studios would be very apprehensive about putting him on a movie like that. I mean, didn't he actually want to build underwater sound stages for a Bioshock movie? He'd probably insist on blowing up a planet for a Superman film.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Davros1 posted:

I think studios would be very apprehensive about putting him on a movie like that. I mean, didn't he actually want to build underwater sound stages for a Bioshock movie? He'd probably insist on blowing up a planet for a Superman film.

I hadn't heard that. Did he actually crash a train for real when he did Lone Ranger?

It's more MCU than anything; would've thought he'd be the sort of guy Disney would've put on Avengers after buying Marvel after how well all those Pirates movies did.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He made a real train wreck, yes.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Aphrodite posted:

He made a real train wreck, yes.

:golfclap:

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

TwoPair posted:

(please god don't let Michael Bay make a superhero movie).

Guess who DC wants to direct Lobo?

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


David D. Davidson posted:

Guess who DC wants to direct Lobo?

You know what? That one’s fine. That one’s genre-appropriate.

I will also except a John Kricfalusi plastic man movie.

Old Kentucky Shark fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Oct 12, 2018

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Old Kentucky Shark posted:

You know what? That one’s fine. That one’s genre-appropriate.

I will also except a John Kricfalusi plastic man movie.

Turns out he was a pedophile who groomed victims over several years

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!
I was gonna say when did that happen then I remembered I always mix up John Kricfalusi with John Krasinski.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Old Kentucky Shark posted:

You know what? That one’s fine. That one’s genre-appropriate.

I will also except a John Kricfalusi plastic man movie.

You should probably not accept a John K anything dude.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Plastic Man starring Sam Rockwell, co-directed by Genndy Tartakovksy and Edgar Wright

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Kyle Baker plastic man movie is the best answer

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

I think it's a little odd that they're adapting one of the last stories in the Hellboy run, but maybe they'll make Hellboy in Hell eventually.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


zoux posted:



NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

I think it's a little odd that they're adapting one of the last stories in the Hellboy run, but maybe they'll make Hellboy in Hell eventually.

And eventually the porn parody, Hellboy in Boy

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

zoux posted:



NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

I think it's a little odd that they're adapting one of the last stories in the Hellboy run, but maybe they'll make Hellboy in Hell eventually.

i cant decide if i want a lot of continuity or an approachable amount......i do hope there are references to the plague of frogs that was ongoing in america during this story

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Al Borland Corpse posted:

Turns out he was a pedophile who groomed victims over several years

I legit did not know that.


I guess that’s what you miss when you permanently tune out someone’s entire creative output in 2002.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

scary ghost dog posted:

i cant decide if i want a lot of continuity or an approachable amount......i do hope there are references to the plague of frogs that was ongoing in america during this story

There's a lot of continuity in that story too, ties in with the Arthurian legends, the Nimue stuff which even gets back to Rasputin I think.

I imagine they won't get into BPRD at all.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I was actually intrested in Gambit when they said it was going to be a RomCom because maybe they were going to do a good Rogue. But marvel will give me a good Rogue, I just know it. Captain Marvel 2 will involve her no doubt.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

zoux posted:

There's a lot of continuity in that story too, ties in with the Arthurian legends, the Nimue stuff which even gets back to Rasputin I think.

I imagine they won't get into BPRD at all.

ya but i want to see remnants of hellboy stories i remember, i want hellboy with history

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?
Whoever said a Michael Bay Gambit movie is a bad idea is hosed in the head.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


There's no Michael Bay movie that's a good idea.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Lurdiak posted:

There's no Michael Bay movie that's a good idea.

Pain and Gain was amazing.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The Rock and at least the first Bad Boys.

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
I remember someone made a post in this thread wherein they wanted to the Infinity Gauntlet to be used to summon Diamond Dallas Page to do the Diamond Cutter on Thanos because it has never been kicked out of on a clean attempt, but I can't seem to find it. Could anyone help me with that?

Also I did not know the Eternals were going to be made into a movie?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Schneider Heim posted:

I remember someone made a post in this thread wherein they wanted to the Infinity Gauntlet to be used to summon Diamond Dallas Page to do the Diamond Cutter on Thanos because it has never been kicked out of on a clean attempt, but I can't seem to find it. Could anyone help me with that?

Also I did not know the Eternals were going to be made into a movie?

quote:

Thanos gets all the stones again and as an act of mercy tells Cap he will bring back one person for him.

Cap imagines Peggy, then goes stonefaced and says he's made his wish.

The dust rises and forms into Diamond Dallas Page who grabs Thanos and gives him the diamond cutter, which knocks him out instantly. The diamond cutter can never be predicted and always works for the three.

Only Goldberg has ever kicked out, and he had an extra minute of the ref being unconscious.

Sometimes it can fail when DDP was a heel but that's because as a heel he would telegraph it.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Lurdiak posted:

There's no Michael Bay movie that's a good idea.

Good lord look at this bad post

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Chill Penguin posted:

Whoever said a Michael Bay Gambit movie is a bad idea is hosed in the head.

It opens with gambit fighting some people and throwing cards and whatnot.

Then william stryker comes and says he's making a new elite marine division full of mutants to fight against the morlocks.

The rest of the movie has Gambit never fight with a bo staff and cards, but with an M16 and call down airstrikes on the morlocks.

Rogue is in it but her mutant power has been changed so that she can make her clothes invisible to distract people.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Lurdiak posted:

There's no Michael Bay movie that's a good idea.

I just finished writing my script for a movie where a bunch of spit-polished modern military vehicles fly around sharply contrasted landscapes. Then we cut to a phalanx of greasy muscly dudes standing under some power lines in an otherwise endless desert. They are artfully dusty. Their cocks, it is presumed, are rad. They are irritated because the lady with them won't stop sexing on an incongruously clean motorcyle. Who should direct this thing?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

theironjef posted:

I just finished writing my script for a movie where a bunch of spit-polished modern military vehicles fly around sharply contrasted landscapes. Then we cut to a phalanx of greasy muscly dudes standing under some power lines in an otherwise endless desert. They are artfully dusty. Their cocks, it is presumed, are rad. They are irritated because the lady with them won't stop sexing on an incongruously clean motorcyle. Who should direct this thing?

Cliff Bleszinski?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


theironjef posted:

I just finished writing my script for a movie where a bunch of spit-polished modern military vehicles fly around sharply contrasted landscapes. Then we cut to a phalanx of greasy muscly dudes standing under some power lines in an otherwise endless desert. They are artfully dusty. Their cocks, it is presumed, are rad. They are irritated because the lady with them won't stop sexing on an incongruously clean motorcyle. Who should direct this thing?

Joel Schumacher.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

theironjef posted:

I just finished writing my script for a movie where a bunch of spit-polished modern military vehicles fly around sharply contrasted landscapes. Then we cut to a phalanx of greasy muscly dudes standing under some power lines in an otherwise endless desert. They are artfully dusty. Their cocks, it is presumed, are rad. They are irritated because the lady with them won't stop sexing on an incongruously clean motorcyle. Who should direct this thing?

Paul Verhoeven

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


theironjef posted:

I just finished writing my script for a movie where a bunch of spit-polished modern military vehicles fly around sharply contrasted landscapes. Then we cut to a phalanx of greasy muscly dudes standing under some power lines in an otherwise endless desert. They are artfully dusty. Their cocks, it is presumed, are rad. They are irritated because the lady with them won't stop sexing on an incongruously clean motorcyle. Who should direct this thing?

Alejandro Jodorowsky.

Let's have the Holy Mountain 2.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
Some friends were discussing Age of Ultron and conversation wrapped around to how studio mandates hurt the movie. A comparison was Spider-Man 3. Raimi had a story, the studio had other ideas, and things fell apart. Part of that to me has always been because Rami wanted to soldier on creating his movie and also throw in all of the mandated stuff. He chose to break instead of bend. Could the same be said of Ultron? Could Whedon have scrapped some of his ideas or was the movie always going to not have time to send Thor to a magic pool?

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


SonicRulez posted:

Some friends were discussing Age of Ultron and conversation wrapped around to how studio mandates hurt the movie. A comparison was Spider-Man 3. Raimi had a story, the studio had other ideas, and things fell apart. Part of that to me has always been because Rami wanted to soldier on creating his movie and also throw in all of the mandated stuff. He chose to break instead of bend. Could the same be said of Ultron? Could Whedon have scrapped some of his ideas or was the movie always going to not have time to send Thor to a magic pool?

Personally, I find the Whedon dialogue to be the worst part on rematches. That and Hulk/Black Widow stuff. If anything the studio interference helped in that case, but that’s one of the things Feige is good for

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