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Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Azhais posted:

Little known fact: the real world runs on the gamebryo engine

That explains what happened to the mammoths.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Strabo4 posted:

Been catching up on this thread the last couple days and just wanted to say thanks for the effortposts, they're very interesting!

agreed, OrthoTrot you are a very good PIR writer

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010


Some of the docks in Euro Truck Simulator 2 are killers.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/rtoSn30.mp4

He put on his gloves first so he's OSHA compliant :v:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Thank you for posting the complete version of this, I'd only seen up to the truck being swept off the bridge before. "Forlorn on top of my brotruck" and "step off into the void" are vital to the story.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rtoSn30.mp4

He put on his gloves first so he's OSHA compliant :v:

Holy poo poo, what is he doing, mining for dynamite?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the magic smoke for the entire street escaped :(

OrthoTrot
Dec 10, 2006
Its either Trotsky or its Notsky

lol if you posted:

agreed, OrthoTrot you are a very good PIR writer

I really appreciate it everyone, although I actually don't know what this one is. Or the narration voice mentioned before. Sorry!

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Tashilicious posted:

the magic smoke for the entire street escaped :(

The Internet leaked out, must have hit a pretty good hot take there.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

OrthoTrot posted:

I really appreciate it everyone, although I actually don't know what this one is. Or the narration voice mentioned before. Sorry!

On behalf of everyone in this thread, let me share our appreciation and gratititude by introducing you to this organisation and their videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?USCSB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCfNau54h6I

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

OrthoTrot posted:

I really appreciate it everyone, although I actually don't know what this one is. Or the narration voice mentioned before. Sorry!

The CSB voice is referring to the voiceover from US Chemical Safety Board's videos. For an example, have my favourite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rktMzw2fd28

It's my favourite because they were doing so many dangerous things that investigators couldn't determine which one actually caused the explosion

Edit: beaten but at least my embeds work :colbert:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Yours is one of the best as an introduction.

Though I do like the industrial ones where it becomes clear that no-one in the sight actually knows how the plant works.

It's become cargo-cult industry.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Another good one is the refinery/chemical plant explosion where the bolts that held the gearbox on the valve also held the valve on the pipe, but only on three percent of the valve sets.

Edit: Baton Rouge refinery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfUrC2u_Nsc

GotLag fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Oct 16, 2018

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Crosspost from the gif thread.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The guy clapping just before it cuts as they are on a collision course with the wall.

bigredbutton
Feb 22, 2006

The jolly, candy-like button!

Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

Thank you for posting the complete version of this, I'd only seen up to the truck being swept off the bridge before. "Forlorn on top of my brotruck" and "step off into the void" are vital to the story.

There's more- "sit on riverbank, contemplate life":

https://i.imgur.com/cBDHtc7.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bigredbutton posted:

There's more- "sit on riverbank, contemplate life":


He looks exactly like my mental image of him. :discourse:

klockwerk
Jun 30, 2007

dsch
Remember that bridge in rural Saskatchewan that collapsed days after it was built?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sask...ridge-1.4859394

Idiocy all around. They didn't want to build a bridge that was "too expensive" (rather, one that would fall down).

Edit: Current state is they have already re-drilled new piles for the bridge, with a geotechnical study happening but not slated to be finished until after the bridge is rebuilt

klockwerk fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Oct 16, 2018

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

klockwerk posted:

Remember that bridge in rural Saskatchewan that collapsed days after it was built?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sask...ridge-1.4859394

Idiocy all around. They didn't want to build a bridge that was "too expensive" (rather, one that would fall down).

quote:

The RM is already rebuilding the bridge even though the cause of the collapse hasn't been determined and a geotechnical study of the riverbed hasn't been concluded.

Yeah, that's the good stuff

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
How do people of this level idiocy get to the point where they're making decisions? That article was infuriating.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

How do people of this level idiocy get to the point where they're making decisions? That article was infuriating.

Buddy, wait till you find out who's president of the USA.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

quote:

She said the RM had consulted with various engineers and was told "the bridge that suits our needs is about $500,000," not the $1,075,000 bridge required by MREP.

[...]

If the RM built the MREP-funded bridge it would have cost the RM $325,000, as MREP would have picked up the tab for the additional $750,000.

However, in the end, the RM built the cheaper bridge on its own for $325,000 — all in. Now that bridge is being rebuilt at the contractor's expense.

:suicide:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


quote:

The RM is already rebuilding the bridge even though the cause of the collapse hasn't been determined and a geotechnical study of the riverbed hasn't been concluded.

"The first one sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up."

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I hope the government inspects the bridge the day it's reopened, slaps a big rear end CONDEMNED sign on it and barricades the road.

Then forces the RM to dis-incorporate.

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

ekuNNN posted:

“If the power isn’t off don’t poke the outlet!”


Nice vintage share zone meme there

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

I wonder what Rea's cut of the construction company's fee is

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

OrthoTrot posted:

I really appreciate it everyone, although I actually don't know what this one is. Or the narration voice mentioned before. Sorry!

PIR = Post Incident Report

it's slang over in tech company land

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
God I can't wait till that bridge falls again.

Problem is, if it should miraculously survive the next 40 years or whatever, someone is going to be all "see? We didn't need that better bridge after all".

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Article says it's being built at the contractor's expense, so don't blame the RM, blame the contractor. Looks like it was also a design-build contract, so this really is the contractor's fault. RM needs to inspect and approve it though, which would have caught these issues before building the thing. That bridge is definitely falling down again.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

quote:

CBC asked why the piles would be installed again before the geotechnical work was conducted.

Rea replied: "I asked that, too, but there's a big complicated explanation and I don't know. I don't understand."

I can't wait to see what APEGS ends up with

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Blaming god because you didn't do a study to determine what the river bed would support is amazing. Also this story reminds me of this

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Bird in a Blender posted:

Article says it's being built at the contractor's expense, so don't blame the RM, blame the contractor. Looks like it was also a design-build contract, so this really is the contractor's fault. RM needs to inspect and approve it though, which would have caught these issues before building the thing. That bridge is definitely falling down again.

Is there not some sort of building code for civil projects, the same way there is for residential?
If I'm not mistaken, it would have to meet some sort of minimal building code, set out by the province. In Ontario (don't know about Sasquatchewan) the only time provincial code does not apply, is when the local code requires something to exceed whatever the provincial code is.

So, wouldn't the contractor have to a the very least, meet the provincial standards? And thus be totally liable, despite what the municipality might say about budget or whatever? Like ultimately, the contractor has to make the decision of "we can/can't build this bridge for this amount of money".

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Bip Roberts posted:

I'm sad you can't get the hot doggers any more where the hot dog is the resistor.

I bought one of those a couple of years ago. Makes the hot dog taste like metal. That plus the assumed danger makes it great for football Sunday with friends.

I know next to nothing about electricity. It’s obviously unsafe for the hot dog, but does it pose any real risk to the user? Opening the lid opens the circuit, so unless there’s a hole in the lid, you can’t access the...prongs...while it’s cooking. Actually seems there’s less opportunity for harm than from an oven, stove or grill. Greater opportunity for a bad-tasting hot dog, though.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Lincoln posted:

Makes the hot dog taste like metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYwWwKV1JCE

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





wesleywillis posted:

Is there not some sort of building code for civil projects, the same way there is for residential?
If I'm not mistaken, it would have to meet some sort of minimal building code, set out by the province. In Ontario (don't know about Sasquatchewan) the only time provincial code does not apply, is when the local code requires something to exceed whatever the provincial code is.

So, wouldn't the contractor have to a the very least, meet the provincial standards? And thus be totally liable, despite what the municipality might say about budget or whatever? Like ultimately, the contractor has to make the decision of "we can/can't build this bridge for this amount of money".

Of course there are building codes. But without knowing the underlying geology and hydrology it is impossible to know how they should be applied.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/H1lByUA.gifv

dexter6
Sep 22, 2003
worth the wait

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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Sometimes you watch these clips and something completely unexpected happens at the end.

This was not one of those times.

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