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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
It's a tumbleweed, but with Marge Simpson. A tumbleweed is a structural part of the above-ground anatomy of a number of species of plants, a diaspore that, once it is mature and dry, detaches from its root or stem, and tumbles away in the wind. It's the most visually distinct plant life in the arid plains regions of America. A tumbleweed moment is an old Western trope, to signify that a place is desolate and empty, and is commonly referenced in comedy to symbolize dead air, such as a joke falling flat. It's the visual equivalent of cricket noises.

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
:margeball:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

TheMostFrench posted:

The margeball I posted.

Oh, it didn't render on my phone correctly

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

doo doo do do doo dooooo

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

It's a tumbleweed, but with Marge Simpson. A tumbleweed is a structural part of the above-ground anatomy of a number of species of plants, a diaspore that, once it is mature and dry, detaches from its root or stem, and tumbles away in the wind. It's the most visually distinct plant life in the arid plains regions of America. A tumbleweed moment is an old Western trope, to signify that a place is desolate and empty, and is commonly referenced in comedy to symbolize dead air, such as a joke falling flat. It's the visual equivalent of cricket noises.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/DriftDistrict/status/1051274417999818753

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.



Edit:Thought of better text. Maybe.

I am hella PEEVED fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Oct 15, 2018

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

God daaaamn

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017

It's been three days and I still laugh whenever I remember this.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I just got back into the world of online dating after several years, and this just about sums it up:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/simpscreens/status/1052250348075782145

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/simpscreens/status/1052280547555385345

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

DrBouvenstein posted:

I just got back into the world of online dating after several years, and this just about sums it up:


Same boat

Same boat

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
has replacing krusty and grandpa with those badly drawn ones from that troy mcclure clip show been done

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~



You suck McBaine!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
just watched The PTA Disbands and its got to be one of the densest episodes in terms of lines/catchphrases and how they're delivered. "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics", "Thats a paddlin", "There's very little meat in these gym mats", " I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady", "Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark"

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I used "purple monkey dishwasher" as out of context monkeycheese to make my kids laugh when they were younger :kimchi:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Joseance posted:

just watched The PTA Disbands and its got to be one of the densest episodes in terms of lines/catchphrases and how they're delivered. "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics", "Thats a paddlin", "There's very little meat in these gym mats", " I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady", "Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark"

It's straight up one of the best episodes imo

The bit where the guy jumps out the window is possibly my favourite Simpsons gag

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
I enjoy the highly astute political commentary in the circular "It's your children's future!" / "The finger thing means the taxes" discussion.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Quote-Unquote posted:

It's straight up one of the best episodes imo

The bit where the guy jumps out the window is possibly my favourite Simpsons gag

"The PTA has disbanded?"
*Crash* *ahhhhhhh*

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

the pta disbands has 'that's a paddlin' in it

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Jestery posted:

"The PTA has disbanded?"
*Crash* *ahhhhhhh*

No no, the PTA has not disbanded!

aaaaaaaAAAAH. *calmly sits down*

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Dungeon Ecology posted:

the pta disbands has 'that's a paddlin' in it

And the beard stuck in the pencil sharpener.
"You're on your own!"

Hell it might actually be the best episode.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Quote-Unquote posted:

No no, the PTA has not disbanded!

aaaaaaaAAAAH. *calmly sits down*

god drat this is still so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlVRUkwYRI

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Hello mother dear

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



The Glumslinger posted:

Hello mother dear

Something about a boy flying a kite at night is just so unwholesome

Edit: officially declaring the PTA disbands to be the best episode fight me

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

you only move twice is top-tier.


the hobo turns into a mailbox come on

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

I don't want any drat mathematics

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Joseance posted:

just watched The PTA Disbands and its got to be one of the densest episodes in terms of lines/catchphrases and how they're delivered. "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics", "Thats a paddlin", "There's very little meat in these gym mats", " I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady", "Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark"

Well, the kids have to learn about Tek War sooner or later.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Quote-Unquote posted:

Something about a boy flying a kite at night is just so unwholesome

Edit: officially declaring the PTA disbands to be the best episode fight me

homer the great

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

Joseance posted:

just watched The PTA Disbands and its got to be one of the densest episodes in terms of lines/catchphrases and how they're delivered. "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics", "Thats a paddlin", "There's very little meat in these gym mats", " I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady", "Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark"

I love the rest of the scene around that gym mat line so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrJ5WvUec94

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Quote-Unquote posted:

Something about a boy flying a kite at night is just so unwholesome

Edit: officially declaring the PTA disbands to be the best episode fight me

A Fish Called Selma.

Also, the 2018 Chicago Simpsons Halloween costumes got posted. My favorite is the mummy ready for a mystical journey: https://m.imgur.com/a/dL1H1KL

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Well, the kids have to learn about Tek War sooner or later.

Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Quote-Unquote posted:

Something about a boy flying a kite at night is just so unwholesome

Edit: officially declaring the PTA disbands to be the best episode fight me

I enjoy Lisa on Ice and Homer Badman more.

Maybe season 6 is the best season.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Dungeon Ecology posted:

you only move twice is top-tier.


the hobo turns into a mailbox come on

yeah that one's got some world class jokes, like hammock district, ever seen a guy throw a shoe, celery soup, when you go home tonight there's going to be another story on your house, etc

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