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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Lawman 0 posted:

Someone of those in forces, do hold torches....

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:20

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:41

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

my chud dad used to reenact the French & Indian War and he cosplayed as a weird French hunter in a loin cloth.

the 90s were p hosed up

he was probably a power bottom

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:21

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:21

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

twoday posted:

The internet of things serves no real function besides creating access nodes for AI machine minds to manipulate us in the future. In 5 years, literally everything will be connected to Bluetooth and nobody will remember how analog tech works. So if AI ever comes into conflict with humanity, every toaster will be suspect and Anarcho-primitivism will reign supreme. We would have to revert to an amish/analog lifestyle while somehow also defeating AI with technology (or by like knocking out the electrical grid with a global EMP or something).

Anyway, this is what makes the 40k universe seem somewhat plausible

I have owned one toaster for two decades and will own the same toaster until it kills me in an electrical fire. The gently caress would I want it to connect to the Internet for?

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:21

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Reality Pisser posted:

Ikr he just cums on her and leaves the end.

that girl was batshit crazy

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:22

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

DiscountDildos posted:

Uhhh.. is shoving the gun down the front like that regulation gun shenanigans?

lol in the usa you can do anything you want with a gun

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:22

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I realized I could definitely do a different job at
my company for like a 30% immediate raise but then I'd no longer be in the union.

don,t do it

you'll have to pay like 3 or 4x as much per month for healthcare too

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:22

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

twoday posted:

Who does this democratic candidate look like? It's been driving me crazy

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0065/0022/products/Bullet_Shaker_001.jpg?v=1510593895

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:22

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/nitecrew we are watching New Jack City in about 15 minutes, a story where Wesley Snipes is a mob king who can kill anyone he wants with no consequences like he's the king of saudi arabia, and after that we will hopefully have another screaming of SORRY TO BOTHER YOU :siren:

Billzasilver has issued a correction as of 03:26 on Oct 18, 2018

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:24

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

DiscountDildos posted:

Uhhh.. is shoving the gun down the front like that regulation gun shenanigans?

lmao if u haven't replaced ur dick with gun

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:25

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/coreypierceart/status/1052746821125238785

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:25

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

MisterFister posted:

Trump thread. Been a second. Anything good happen?

KSA murdered a dude and we're trying to help them get their story straight. It's mostly funny because all the people who praised Bin Salman are acting shocked.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:25

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Relevant Tangent posted:

I have owned one toaster for two decades and will own the same toaster until it kills me in an electrical fire. The gently caress would I want it to connect to the Internet for?

One day it will break and when you seek a replacement you will find that the only toasters available are all internet connectable and have their own WiFi hotspots

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:26

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Rah! posted:

TRMUP

https://i.imgur.com/VrXDAQk.mp4

Get me another model 3!

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:26

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Billzasilver posted:

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/nitecrew we are watching New Jack City in about 15 minutes, a story where Wesley Snipes is a mob king who can kill anyone he wants with no consequences like he's the king of saudi arabia, and after that we will hopefully have another screaming of SORRY TO BOTHER YOU

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:26

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:27

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

yeah I'm into it. gotta find a good dechino avatar to match.

please dont get rid of hunto

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:28

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

cumshitter posted:

also I'm only gonna have like 2 smokes tonigbf and for that I deserve some heroin. and since I'm not even doing that much heroin I might as well speedball with a small line

by the end of the night I'm going to be pissed off and sober because all of the drugs I'm rewarding myself with in moderation balance out like mr burns germ door

you deserve better than what you're saying you'll do to yourself

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:28

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Rah! posted:

TRMUP

https://i.imgur.com/VrXDAQk.mp4

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:28

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Billzasilver posted:

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/nitecrew we are watching New Jack City in about 15 minutes, a story where Wesley Snipes is a mob king who can kill anyone he wants with no consequences like he's the king of saudi arabia, and after that we will hopefully have another screaming of SORRY TO BOTHER YOU

Mike Pence's guilty pleasure movie (Sorry to Bother You)

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:29

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

UFOTacoMan posted:

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:29

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

twoday posted:

One day it will break and when you seek a replacement you will find that the only toasters available are all internet connectable and have their own WiFi hotspots

$5 toasters are always going to be a thing
if you're surrounded by worthless poo poo that's a choice

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:30

Ayn Randi: Mar 12, 2009; Grimey Drawer

mohammed bone sawman

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:32

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Bearjew posted:

Mike Pence's guilty pleasure movie (Sorry to Bother You)

(not sorry)

:smugpence:

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:32

DiscountDildos: Nov 8, 2017

Ayn Randi posted:

mohammed bone sawman

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:32

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Relevant Tangent posted:

if you're surrounded by worthless poo poo that's a choice

turn ur monitor on

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:32

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrEr9Z0LUtA&t=36s

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:33

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Relevant Tangent posted:

$5 toasters are always going to be a thing
if you're surrounded by worthless poo poo that's a choice

Agreed

I�m describing my dystopia here, where the practical options are no longer available like in a Kelly comic

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:33

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Relevant Tangent posted:

$5 toasters are always going to be a thing
if you're surrounded by worthless poo poo that's a choice

Uh excuse me my shits are priceless

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:33

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

I feel as though....yes... the orb will speak to us soon. Perhaps as soon as Friday. incredible

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:33

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Ayn Randi posted:

mohammed bone sawman

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:34

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

twoday posted:

Who does this democratic candidate look like? It's been driving me crazy

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:35

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Is there a doctor shortage

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:35

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

MasterSitsu posted:

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:36

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Ayn Randi posted:

mohammed bone sawman

seems like someone should've thought of that one by now

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:36

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Heitcamp lost the election didn't she

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:37

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

awwww this sucks. I stumble home from the bar and a process server is waiting for me with a restraining order from weird AL and a formal rejection of the song parody i submitted: "I'm gonna top tags"

i poured my heart into that parody.