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Covski posted:It makes me irrationally angry that he wrote "donned" when he meant "doffed" Yes! Don has “on” in it and doff has “off” in it, for gently caress’s sake!
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Aleph Null posted:I did see a dude stick his head under a lady's skirt at a truth or dare thing. I really hoped he motorboated her because that would have been hilarious. As it is, I don't remember what happened; the whole evening is hazy.
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Vandar posted:https://twitter.com/kacang_tua/status/1050444857217638400?s=20 Joke would make more sense if Trump was actually up for re-election this November, but I guess some jokes are just too hot to keep in storage for two years.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Joke would make more sense if Trump was actually up for re-election this November, but I guess some jokes are just too hot to keep in storage for two years. Your elections are always in November though right? The joke makes sense even if the election is still a few years away.
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Turtlicious posted:or we could just vote to get the majority we need to impeach him. idk. quoting this so I can remember to repost it here in 2 years after the dems get the majority and fail to deliver anything because leaving Trump in as a lame duck raises them more campaign dollars than just ousting him immediately.
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I dunno, impeaching Trump puts Pence in charge. I'm good with stupid evil over smart evil. Though the real solution is making entropy go faster so everything ends quicker.
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Also, pumpkins are neither hollow on the inside nor do you need to get rid of pumpkins only because its november. This made up 10 year old is making no sense!
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Shai-Hulud posted:Also, pumpkins are neither hollow on the inside nor do you need to get rid of pumpkins only because its november. This made up 10 year old is making no sense! I think she is assuming the pumpkin is in jackolantern form, one of a pumpkin's few good uses.
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Shai-Hulud posted:Also, pumpkins are neither hollow on the inside nor do you need to get rid of pumpkins only because its november. This made up 10 year old is making no sense! Also if you come to Australia they're blue-green on the outside and everyone is suspicious of the fake-looking American style orange pumpkins.
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Also if you look closely a pumpkin is actually a plant and the president is generally considered to be a human.
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The president is also far from empty inside; he is full of himself.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Also if you come to Australia they're blue-green on the outside and everyone is suspicious of the fake-looking American style orange pumpkins. Aren't the orange ones not fit for food anyway? As in, they're been grown for decorations for so long they're like commercial flowers which need to be sprayed with perfume because they've lost their natural scents.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Aren't the orange ones not fit for food anyway? Orange pumpkins are perfectly fine for eating?
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Aren't the orange ones not fit for food anyway? Any American vegetable is unfit to eat (see tomatoes) but in general there's no reason why a good pumpkin couldn't be orange.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Any American vegetable is unfit to eat (see tomatoes) but in general there's no reason why a good pumpkin couldn't be orange. Yeah the only tomatoes we grow are mass market beefsteaks yeah
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I don’t know about other places in the US but here in NY, both pie pumpkins (small, edible) and carving/Jack-o-lantern pumpkins (large, inedible?) are usually orange. I’m pretty sure they’re just entirely different strains.
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burial posted:I don’t know about other places in the US but here in NY, both pie pumpkins (small, edible) and carving/Jack-o-lantern pumpkins (large, inedible?) are usually orange. I’m pretty sure they’re just entirely different strains. It's this. The big ones can still be eaten they just arent as good. They have more water bred into them for size.
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I feed the flesh from large pumpkins to my dog
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Aren't the orange ones not fit for food anyway? I know all the weird fake orange ones here taste dry and woody, but in the US they have regular good eating orange ones too. The green-blue-grey ones like the Anyway, butternuts are clearly the superior pumpkin variety.
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Hey, at least Trump is better than having a boy king
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Cat's love pumpkins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcT4paZfflg
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DariusLikewise posted:I feed the flesh from large pumpkins to my dog
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Splicer posted:Same but US presidents Lowtax sighs as he turns the "Days Since Last Secret Service Visit" sign back to 0
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Barudak posted:Lowtax sighs as he turns the "Days Since Last Secret Service Visit" sign back to 0 There is nothing illegal about feeding pumpkin to Presidents.
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AlbieQuirky posted:There is nothing illegal about feeding pumpkin to Presidents. Our president is a pumpkin and probably isn't into cannibalism.
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Yeah, because Trump is totally above trying “long pumpkin.”
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Why isn't every reply to that "Is your caps lock key broken?"
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Splicer posted:Why isn't every reply to that "Is your caps lock key broken?" It's called tumblr.
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For a second, I read that as “40yo” and had a pretty good chuckle for no reason I can clearly explain.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:The president is also far from empty inside; he is full of himself. He's also full of malarkey if you ask me -My 3 year old
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"That jasper's just full of bunkum and horse feathers!" - my fetal son, blinked out in Morse code during an ultrasound
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The_White_Crane posted:
They're called mansize because marketing to insecure baby-men who can't even wipe their asses without feeling like their masculinity is under attack is lucrative.
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SilkyP posted:He's also full of malarkey if you ask me Sure he's yours? 
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DariusLikewise posted:https://twitter.com/theleftfails/status/1050016193149640706 the 2018 remix is weak as hell compared to the original 
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