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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/verge/status/1052562098151182338

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This might make me buy an Xbone

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



it has been around a decade since I've seen a taco bell commercial and yet I hear the sound so plainly when I read this tweet

it really is grotesque how advertising insinuates itself in your brain

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Moridin920 posted:



it can be tough when you're getting guillotined

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Wait why doesn't she just pay a bunch of people to pretend to be her boss and coworkers if she really wants to cosplay a poor so bad

I don't get rich people

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Shame Boy posted:

Wait why doesn't she just pay a bunch of people to pretend to be her boss and coworkers if she really wants to cosplay a poor so bad

I don't get rich people

one of the tragic contradictions of capitalism is that not even the people on top get to be happy

sitting atop their dragon's hoards of stolen wealth, all they can do is cultivate neuroses and be very obnoxious about it

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Mr. Lobe posted:

one of the tragic contradictions of capitalism is that not even the people on top get to be happy

sitting atop their dragon's hoards of stolen wealth, all they can do is cultivate neuroses and be very obnoxious about it

I think I mentioned it in this thread before but my last job was at a company that pretty much only existed to give the rich owner something to do to feel useful. At least doing something dumb like that redistributed his wealth a bit I guess...

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Shame Boy posted:

I think I mentioned it in this thread before but my last job was at a company that pretty much only existed to give the rich owner something to do to feel useful. At least doing something dumb like that redistributed his wealth a bit I guess...

Oh hey, I think you had my current job

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Shame Boy posted:

I think I mentioned it in this thread before but my last job was at a company that pretty much only existed to give the rich owner something to do to feel useful. At least doing something dumb like that redistributed his wealth a bit I guess...

Were you constructing unnecessary but visually appealing miniature castles?

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

Shame Boy posted:

Wait why doesn't she just pay a bunch of people to pretend to be her boss and coworkers if she really wants to cosplay a poor so bad

I don't get rich people

Like, goddamn, go start a non-profit helping someone with your wealth. Not only will that allow you to write more poo poo off your taxes, you get to feel all white savior-y, pay people (theoretically) living wages, and even just up and disappear for a month to Palau when you're tired cosplaying the working poor. Anything to keep you busy while the guillotines are constructed and the world falls into environmental disaster.

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Moridin920 posted:



it can be tough when you're getting guillotined

This is amusing because basically the opposite is true. If you don't need to earn a living then you can dedicate towards the career of your choice a lot easier. Most people in some way end up settling a bit because of the necessity of having a paycheck; if they didn't have that burden and could just focus on their career of choice they'd be golden.

And of course there is also the aspect that who the gently caress cares? If you don't need to earn a living then maybe don't take the spot of someone who does??

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

two things that go well with bongs

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

got any sevens posted:

two things that go well with bongs

lol

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Nice to see the cyborgs from Metal Gear Rising are integrating well into their new civilian non-terrorist/ninja careers.

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

qkkl posted:

I see, if all US pilots went on strike then US military pilots would be brought in to fly the plAnes.

last time the air controllers striked in Spain, army air controlers were brought it.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

SniperWoreConverse posted:

bring back zeppelin cruises I don't care if it takes a loving week to get there

This.

Hydrogen is perfectly safe if you don't put it in an extremely flammable bag with no safety features.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



What the hell is the mouth muzzle thing.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

TheMostFrench posted:

What the hell is the mouth muzzle thing.

It's so you can talk on the phone in a public space. Watch the video a few posts back of retsupurae making fun of it, it's pretty... something...

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.


in the last 200 years there have only been 24 days without war and yet we're still not extinct.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Remember when the recruitment ads had them carpet-bombing a country with crates conspicuously labeled "AID SUPPLIES" and definitely not bombs? Man they're not even pretending anymore.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The military wants low-intelligence boot-licking uncreative conservative sociopaths, because they will happily follow horrifying orders and then get killed/die of opioid addiction after becoming disfigured like Good Americans. They don't want people with empathy, they might object to blowing up a village in the middle of nowhere and might speak up when a superior officer rapes them, leading to some slight inconvenience to the brass.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

personally im just a big fan of military surplus, i buy all sorts of bizarre garbage and if you can find something with a genuine swastika on it instead of one you absentmindedly carved yourself you can sell it for thousands to creepy weirdos

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!



Oh sweet, the new Deus Ex graphics are loving amazing.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Screaming Idiot posted:

The military wants low-intelligence boot-licking uncreative conservative sociopaths, because they will happily follow horrifying orders and then get killed/die of opioid addiction after becoming disfigured like Good Americans. They don't want people with empathy, they might object to blowing up a village in the middle of nowhere and might speak up when a superior officer rapes them, leading to some slight inconvenience to the brass.

I don't know, if you only recruited people who super duper love killing I'd think you'd wind up getting a lot of fragged officers, I thought the whole "make it seem like you're helping people" thing was pretty clever in a sinister way since it would attract people with just enough humanity to not want to outright murder everyone, but with the kind of simplistic and naive worldview that's super responsive to the idea that the military is good and just and honorable and everyone against the military are the Bad Guys who must be stopped at any cost

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Shame Boy posted:

I don't know, if you only recruited people who super duper love killing I'd think you'd wind up getting a lot of fragged officers, I thought the whole "make it seem like you're helping people" thing was pretty clever in a sinister way since it would attract people with just enough humanity to not want to outright murder everyone, but with the kind of simplistic and naive worldview that's super responsive to the idea that the military is good and just and honorable and everyone against the military are the Bad Guys who must be stopped at any cost

Look at at the literal Captain Planet supervillains running the government. They want stupid, controllable psychos. They want cannon fodder.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
The army recruits and hell really just targets poor people which is why like half of my graduating class from a high school in the middle of Detroit signed the gently caress up so they could escape this poo poo. They buy loyalty by giving people more than they could hope to get in a regular job lol

megalodong
Mar 11, 2008

yeah im not gonna poo poo on people who joined the army/whatever to escape from their hellhole lives in conjunction with all the propaganda about how awesome the military is etc etc...

now the people that stay there and become higher ranks and SEALs on the other hand...

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

megalodong posted:

yeah im not gonna poo poo on people who joined the army/whatever to escape from their hellhole lives in conjunction with all the propaganda about how awesome the military is etc etc...

now the people that stay there and become higher ranks and SEALs on the other hand...

The Bolsheviks' Military Organization didn't have any officers for a reason

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

spacetoaster posted:

This.

Hydrogen is perfectly safe if you don't put it in an extremely flammable bag with no safety features.

Helium exists.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
the core concept, obviously

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Lambert posted:

Helium exists.

Lol if I recall Clinton privatized the majority of the entire earth's supply and it's been liquidated

I will gladly fly graf zeppelin chock full of the purest hydrogen and coated with the finest dangerously reactive metals just to avoid the nightmare machine hell of flying in an airplane

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Larry Parrish posted:

The Bolsheviks' Military Organization didn't have any officers for a reason

*gets a sniff of power*

*Immediately turns into a traditional army*

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/SpaghettiOs/status/409359879359725568

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Screaming Idiot posted:

The military wants low-intelligence boot-licking uncreative conservative sociopaths, because they will happily follow horrifying orders and then get killed/die of opioid addiction after becoming disfigured like Good Americans. They don't want people with empathy, they might object to blowing up a village in the middle of nowhere and might speak up when a superior officer rapes them, leading to some slight inconvenience to the brass.

I worked a summer job once right before college and my only coworker was a guy entering the Marines because "I hate school and they're going to teach me to kill people" man was that an awkward summer.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
the reason zeppelin used hydrogen was because the US, through a quirk in geology, has a stranglehold on the planet's helium supply. This is in the form of helium that was formed by radioactive decay in the earth's crust and then became trapped in natural gas deposits. Other than smaller earth deposits that are out there the only way to get it is I think distillation of cryogenic atmospheric gas and this was so expensive zeppelin had to say gently caress it and use hydrogen.

in 96 the strategic helium reserve was ordered to sell everything off because apparently keeping the loving worlds supply of a noble gas that is comparatively difficult and expensive to get otherwise was dumb, and getting money would be better. This coincidentally matches up with new demands for helium beyond blimps and rocket coolant, in the form of coolant for MRIs and superconductors and stuff like that.

There's conflicting info according to my 2 second morning google sesh, so either the reserve was more recently under W or Obama ordered to just sell basically everything not bolted down, or there was some form of serious disruption in the helium economy that reversed policy back to conservation of supply. Apparently other countries have begun developing their helium extraction plants and the whole thing is just flipped around?

Anyway airplanes suck rear end and I'd rather take a scenic ride on an airship and be able to walk around like a human loving being instead of getting sardined into a dim can for 20 hours

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Get ready for socialism's biggest new weapon in its propaganda arsenal... Teen Vogue?!

https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/1052641654367313921

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Rarity posted:

Get ready for socialism's biggest new weapon in its propaganda arsenal... Teen Vogue?!

https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/1052641654367313921

Honestly it doesn't surprise me that anyone 30 or younger has a "gently caress capitalism" attitude. We grew up with only residual Cold War prejudices against socialism and capitalism has done us no favors. On some level I don't blame boomers for their attitudes because their glory days were at a time when it actually benefited them (if they were white). My dad and his dad were both successful small business owners by the time they were 25. When I was 25 I was working in a call center, living with 5 roommates, and using any extra money I had to pay off student loans. The grift has only gotten more brazen since then so it's no surprise that people in their teens and early 20s can see the writing on the wall.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Shame Boy posted:

I don't know, if you only recruited people who super duper love killing I'd think you'd wind up getting a lot of fragged officers

I don't know, didn't the term itself originate from the exact opposite? Or maybe they just hated being killed more than they loved the killing.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

SplitSoul posted:

I don't know, didn't the term itself originate from the exact opposite? Or maybe they just hated being killed more than they loved the killing.

Yeah, there was essentially a work stoppage in Vietnam among the rank and file soldiers, and any officers who attempted to force them to march out deeper into the woods and find some Vietnamese people to fight would get hosed up.

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Rarity posted:

Get ready for socialism's biggest new weapon in its propaganda arsenal... Teen Vogue?!

https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/1052641654367313921

The replies are so good.

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