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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Venom Snake posted:

We have hundreds, what kinda book do you want me to screencap?

Put me in a room with all the books, and got any that stand out?

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

Your dwarf is currently losing her mind due to stress, which started with her.....seeing a gremlin die?



haha hell yeah a brain destroyed enough to be Mayor or militia commander, do the deed

I may need to be switched to Peter Daouism from Hillary Clintonism if this pathology progresses

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

... these books, how many of them are made out of leather or paper?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Venom Snake posted:

Just a bunch of no-names, although I think they left behind an adamantine spear which we need to get back


They were the greatest of us.

Arioch
Oct 6, 2018
Can I see my dwarf, if they're still alive?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



can you make my dwarf an artist or poet or something? I feel like with my brain now totally destroyed it could result in some fun masterworks

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

can you make my dwarf an artist or poet or something? I feel like with my brain now totally destroyed it could result in some fun masterworks

The best writers, write their magnus opuses in bubbling spit, as they hang themselves on the noose of their own personal design.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



none of this "terrorized by slugs" bullshit, I'm talkin stuff out of the deep dark - both minds and caverns

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

can you make my dwarf an artist or poet or something? I feel like with my brain now totally destroyed it could result in some fun masterworks

I made yer dwarf a scribe for a while but they kept getting more stressed, shes got no jobs/roles atm while I figure out how to destress her


Siljmonster posted:

Put me in a room with all the books, and got any that stand out?











Prav posted:

... these books, how many of them are made out of leather or paper?

All of them? You can only make them out of those.


Arioch posted:

Can I see my dwarf, if they're still alive?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

I made yer dwarf a scribe for a while but they kept getting more stressed, shes got no jobs/roles atm while I figure out how to destress her

I'm glad I have been able to ensure that you are unable to escape Hillary Clinton making your life more stressful and complicated

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Venom Snake posted:

I made yer dwarf a scribe for a while but they kept getting more stressed, shes got no jobs/roles atm while I figure out how to destress her













Hell yeah look at these books against economics and government!

Now wheres the ones about life and death?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
i would like to see my dorf, please. also let me know if he's crafted anything interesting if you can tell

Arioch
Oct 6, 2018
Could I see "Highoars", the artifact my dwarf crafted?

Jeff Goldblum
Dec 3, 2009


My masterwork!

It shall carry this mediocre prose on to infinity!

Jeff Goldblum has issued a correction as of 06:29 on Oct 19, 2018

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Flavius Aetass posted:

i would like to see my dorf, please. also let me know if he's crafted anything interesting if you can tell




Arioch posted:

Could I see "Highoars", the artifact my dwarf crafted?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Amber just punched a wolfs skull in with her bear hands

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
SLAY QUEEN!!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Just raided a minor enemy settlement, was pretty uneventful



didn't get much

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Venom Snake posted:

All of them? You can only make them out of those.

then they must be given a decent burial

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
my moderate republican ladywarf easily falls in line with the slay queen. also update please, wonder if I've communed with a deity again recently

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


the queen likes to slay things?

PUT HER IN THE loving THUNDERDOME WITH ALL THE MONSTERS SHE COULD EVER WANT

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
News dump:

Edited the Gorlak raw files to make them trainable so they can become members of the fort (instead of just sitting in cages forever being useless) and because it would be really funny to have gorlaks in the militia when they become citizens in 2 years i'm drafting them. This is what they look like btw



New Artifact!




VROOM VROOM posted:

my moderate republican ladywarf easily falls in line with the slay queen. also update please, wonder if I've communed with a deity again recently

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Just conducted a successful raid on the enemy Elven (Goblin Controlled) Forest Town of Gulfmother



Congrats to Bonedaddy on all the kills



and Atrocious Joe continues to rack em up

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I lust for elf death

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
Has my dwarf become legendary at anything yet or has he died of old age?

Kangxi
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."
doxx me please, what did my dwarf do after discovering the secrets of one belt one road

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

alright now that even woodcutting has rusted I gotta ask what's going on here, my once-farmdorf appears to be a professional reader and continues to commune with deities

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Socks4Hands posted:

Has my dwarf become legendary at anything yet or has he died of old age?




Kangxi posted:

doxx me please, what did my dwarf do after discovering the secrets of one belt one road




VROOM VROOM posted:

alright now that even woodcutting has rusted I gotta ask what's going on here, my once-farmdorf appears to be a professional reader and continues to commune with deities

we don't use a lot of wood anymore

animist
Aug 28, 2018

quote:

legendary +5 observer

how do you even train that

just doing pullups with your eyelids for hours

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Venom Snake posted:

and Atrocious Joe continues to rack em up



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z8Z-FfPhBI

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Please dwarf me into whatever the dwarf version of a Carlist is.

BoneDaddy1969
Mar 4, 2018

Venom Snake posted:

Congrats to Bonedaddy on all the kills



Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

animist posted:

how do you even train that

just doing pullups with your eyelids for hours

Watching others do things, not even joking.


UrbicaMortis posted:

Please dwarf me into whatever the dwarf version of a Carlist is.

Added you!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

am i still a hunter dwarf who never actually killed anything

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Is my dorf still some nerd?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Last night the goblins that we have been sending out raids against decided to send another army to wipe us out. We successfully repelled the attack but lost half of our marksdwarves after our forward bunkers were overrun. Here's a list of the dead and some pictures of the carnage.






What shall be our response to these green-skinned filth?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

Last night the goblins that we have been sending out raids against decided to send another army to wipe us out. We successfully repelled the attack but lost half of our marksdwarves after our forward bunkers were overrun. Here's a list of the dead and some pictures of the carnage.






What shall be our response to these green-skinned filth?

CLEANSE

PURGE

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

redneck nazgul posted:

am i still a hunter dwarf who never actually killed anything

Your (new) dwarf just got drafted into the militia to replace our losses.


Ramc posted:

Is my dorf still some nerd?

Yeah p much

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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Have we invented the atomic bomb yet? If not, use whatever the closest thing is.

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