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Screaming Idiot posted:Wicked fire starter Twisted fire starter!
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Antioch posted:Twisted fire starter! Oooowoo woo woo woo
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Oct 15, 2018 06:40
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hey, hey, HEY! ... That's enough of that now.
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Oct 15, 2018 06:47
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Shake hands with 
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Oct 15, 2018 07:41
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Choose your fighter https://i.imgur.com/FYkUhBG.mp4
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Oct 16, 2018 20:05
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Oct 16, 2018 20:59
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BrianBoitano posted:Choose your fighter He's no match for bouncing baby style 
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Oct 17, 2018 09:41
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Solice Kirsk posted:Of the reptiles I've eaten alligator is the best just edging out turtle. Snake is also good. I wanna try iguana, but don't know where to get it besides leaving the country. Come to south Florida, iguanas are absolutely everywhere now. So many now in fact that FWC has been telling people it's okay to kill them if they're on your property. Personally I think it's nice to see them out sunning on the drive to work but if you want to come down and eat a few go for it. Edit: Hell, here's a newspaper article from February going over ways you're allowed and not allowed to kill them and ways to keep them off your property if you don't want to kill them. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/fl-sb-iguana-handling-issues-20180131-story.html Guyver has a new favorite as of 10:42 on Oct 17, 2018 |
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Oct 17, 2018 10:35
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Guyver posted:Come to south Florida, iguanas are absolutely everywhere now. So many now in fact that FWC has been telling people it's okay to kill them if they're on your property. Personally I think it's nice to see them out sunning on the drive to work but if you want to come down and eat a few go for it. https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1044253530616410113
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Oct 17, 2018 13:02
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re'spect all cat's
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Oct 17, 2018 13:08
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My parents had a house in The Villages, Florida but we never saw any iguanas there (likely because it's a well-maintained retirement community). Now I wish I had the chance to eat iguana. I bet it tastes like gator or snake, but boney like rabbit.
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Oct 17, 2018 14:47
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Guyver posted:Come to south Florida, iguanas are absolutely everywhere now. So many now in fact that FWC has been telling people it's okay to kill them if they're on your property. Personally I think it's nice to see them out sunning on the drive to work but if you want to come down and eat a few go for it. I'm assuming it was a bunch of released pets like the boas that now live in Florida.
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Oct 18, 2018 05:51
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LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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Oct 18, 2018 08:21
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Apparently from The Emergency Bouzouki Player by Andrew Brel.
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Oct 18, 2018 09:08
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This one is loving great. I love whale falls, they can sustain a whole unique community for years, even down to specialized worms that seem to exclusive live around whale bones.
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Oct 18, 2018 14:48
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When I first saw this my brain didn't get the scale right and I thought the fish was, like, salmon sized. Fuckin whales, man.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:04
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That almost looks like a tiger shark. I didn't know they could get way down there, unless that's not super deep water. I know greenland sharks hang out down there and live for like 200 years or something.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:This one is loving great. I love whale falls, they can sustain a whole unique community for years, even down to specialized worms that seem to exclusive live around whale bones. There's a great story about the virtues of pure science which comes from the first whale fall ever deeply studied. A few decades back a biologist realised that no one had any idea what happened to gigantic whale corpses after they died. Blue whales are the largest animals which have ever lived, but after they died? A complete mystery. So he managed to secure some funding, draw up some plans and set about waiting for someone to find a dead whale in a suitable location. Eventually someone did - off a coast somewhere in the Arctic. His team put a chain around the corpse, tied it to a boat and dragged it into the deepest water they could while still being able to access it to study it. It took years. Literally years for it to break down. Countless species came and went, some having travelled unheard of distances. And not just the ones they expected either. Hagfish from over a thousand kilometres away visited the corpse which no one was expecting. Finally, almost all the meat was gone and nothing was left but bone, some connective tissue and chunks of blubber nothing else was able to stomach. Now it was the time of the microbes to shine. Or slime, I should say. In those deep, frozen waters, slime covered the whale and, at last, the final chapter of the whale's remains was going to come to a quiet close. Or so everyone involved thought. Then someone realised - hey, this slime is breaking down and digesting fat in near freezing water. That's not right, surely? Everyone knows, if you want to break down fats you need high temperatures and high pressure otherwise it doesn't work. What the team had managed to discover, through those humble slimy microbes, was an entirely new class of enzyme capable of breaking down lipids at low temperatures. That might not seem like much, but industry spent billions of dollars each year dealing with fats they didn't want. So did the cleaning industry. Not just industrial cleaning, either. Domestic, too. Every time you see dishwashing or laundry detergent like this:  You can thank a team of dedicated biologists who once spent nearly a decade of their lives watching a whale corpse dissolving in the ocean. And the final moral of the story - we need pure science because the thing about pure science is that you can never possibly know where it's going to take you.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:And the final moral of the story - we need pure science because the thing about pure science is that you can never possibly know where it's going to take you. One of my favourite stories about pure science is some guys in CSIRO in Australia trying to discover Stephen Hawking's theorised "evaporating" black holes which would be smaller than an atom even though they had the mass of Mt Everest and which were supposed to emit a burst of radio waves when they disappeared. They had to develop some pretty specialized tech to even try to detect these radio waves against the background noise of the universe but in the end the study was a complete failure and they never found any evidence of evaporating black holes. The mathematics they came up with to "unsmear" weak radio waves from background noise, on the other hand, was later used as the basis for pretty much all modern WiFi and the patents earned the CSIRO over a billion dollars in royalties. SCIENCE, BITCHES!  The current Australian government has absolutely slashed the funding to the CSIRO, partly because they couldn't immediately see much "national benefit" behind a lot of their research
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Oct 18, 2018 19:14
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I'm gonna go ahead and not make a looong looooooooong maaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaan joke here, but just know that I wanted to.
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Oct 18, 2018 20:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:Of the reptiles I've eaten alligator is the best just edging out turtle. Snake is also good. I wanna try iguana, but don't know where to get it besides leaving the country. I had fried iguana from a food truck in Austin TX. Ir was delicious. Had a profile similar to rattlesnake if you've had that before. I also ate fried goat brains and rat stew from the same truck. Those goat brains were epic.
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Oct 18, 2018 20:53
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Rat stew sounds interesting. Did you make a Demolition Man joke?
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Oct 18, 2018 21:09
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Solice Kirsk posted:Rat stew sounds interesting. Did you make a Demolition Man joke? that was a rat burger goddammit. please respect my culture (demolition man).
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Oct 18, 2018 21:11
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Solice Kirsk posted:Rat stew sounds interesting. Did you make a Demolition Man joke? Very gamey but well seasoned. I made a Freejack refrence actually.
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Oct 18, 2018 21:36
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NASA has made their entire media library free to the public, which means you can see mundane things like your mom’s dildo delivery:   or hundreds of high-res images from Hubble, like the Swan Nebula:  The whole archive is searchable, and each image has a link to the highest resolution available.
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Oct 19, 2018 13:48
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Busket Posket posted:NASA has made their entire media library free to the public, which means you can see mundane things like your mom’s dildo delivery: That is clearly your dad's butt plug - look, it's got your mom's name on it and everything.
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Oct 19, 2018 14:55
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Finally, the nerds at NASA have flipped the script: instead of dying inside the things they build, you can die with one inside you
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Oct 19, 2018 15:24
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My 78-year-old father knows that the best butt plugs are Russian and have a flared base thankyouverymuch.   
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Oct 19, 2018 15:27
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lmao the base on that flying buttplug is way too small. if they fly to the moon they aint coming back anytime soon the problem with correctly proportioned and functionally safe buttplugs is that they are not very aerodynamic
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Oct 19, 2018 15:34
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Solice Kirsk posted:Rat stew sounds interesting. Did you make a Demolition Man joke? The only issue I had with the rat burger in Demolition Man is that it looked like it was a straight patty on bread, nothing else. I know that train! 
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:lmao the base on that flying buttplug is way too small. if they fly to the moon they aint coming back anytime soon They don't need to be. It's more important that they're astrodynamic.
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Busket Posket posted:My 78-year-old father knows that the best butt plugs are Russian and have a flared base thankyouverymuch. This one appears to have deployed the speculum.
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cakesmith handyman posted:This one appears to have deployed the speculum. An apt comparison waiting for a joke that I hope never comes
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Oct 19, 2018 17:47
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This thread is making me laugh during a horrid petsitting job, thanks guys.
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Busket Posket posted:My 78-year-old father knows that the best butt plugs are Russian
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syscall girl posted:An apt comparison waiting for a joke that I hope never comes That's what she said!!!
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