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Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

Choco1980 posted:

Luigi hanging dong I see

That's how it is on this bitch of an earth.

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


dying like a bitch in service of decorum after recognizing his enemy has control of the senate and the courts? checks out real good here

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



RandomFerret posted:

Also, that is clearly a repainted Shrek

Even that can't make Pooh good.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Croccers posted:

For a good month Wish kept on advertising illegal things to me.

Crack pipes are legal until you use it for crack :colbert:

The marijuana seeds it sells though are another story

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Croccers posted:

For a good month Wish kept on advertising illegal things to me.

I get ads for suspicious baggies of white powder pretty frequently. Like...what could that possibly be besides 2% cocaine, 98% drywall dust?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

13Pandora13 posted:

I get ads for suspicious baggies of white powder pretty frequently. Like...what could that possibly be besides 2% cocaine, 98% drywall dust?

Wow, they actually sell Groverpowder?

edit:
The Asian shopping app ads I get actually has legit things advertised like the Super Famicom Classic right next to bootleg 600-games consoles.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Are these back on the market? They were selling for $100+ last year.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kheldarn posted:

Even that can't make Pooh good.

:chloe:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Rhyno posted:

Are these back on the market? They were selling for $100+ last year.

I hope so, I wouldn't mind one!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


"Come ride on your cousin Vini, yutes!"

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Rhyno posted:

Are these back on the market? They were selling for $100+ last year.

Not as far as I know. I think these were originally available only at dollar stores a couple of years ago, yet people are asking crazy prices for them on ebay. Bastards.

Wax Tadpole
Jan 23, 2004

I just added this bad girl to my collection.



And just to give everyone an update on what else I've got cooking.



Bat Hero, Rad Repeatin Tarzan, Bat-R2-D2, Lion King Smartees Topper



Super Thomas, E.T. Finger Light, Nightmare Feddy, Robert Cop



Ninja Hero Rider



Titanic-Bot, Batman Water Gun, Little Pluckies Ninja Protects



It's getting a lot more difficult and expensive to track this stuff down as opposed to around 5 years ago when I first started.

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent
I swear I saw a Titanic-Bot as a kid and for whatever dumb reason it didn't connect with me how amazing a find that was.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Great Metal Jesus posted:

I swear I saw a Titanic-Bot as a kid and for whatever dumb reason it didn't connect with me how amazing a find that was.

I thought it was a gag toy for hipsterish gift shops that sell punching nun puppets and librarian action figures.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Is that a first edition titanic bot with the motor in it or the later editions without the motor?

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent
I could be entirely misremembering but I thought I saw them at one of those discount stores where all the unsold merchandise ends up sometime in the 90s. Which I guess means it could have come from one of those shops but at the time it seemed like any other poorly made knock off transformer.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
The packaging rules, the figure is ok for an old transformer.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s a purposefully kitschy toy, not what you’d maybe normally consider a bootleg.

Still funny, I won’t poo poo on any more parades.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Wax Tadpole posted:

I just added this bad girl to my collection.




Holy poo poo, the mighty car in the OP is now in your possession!

How difficult was it to track it down? I'd treasure that!

Wax Tadpole
Jan 23, 2004

Snowy posted:

Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s a purposefully kitschy toy, not what you’d maybe normally consider a bootleg.

I want to say I first saw a picture of the Titanic-Bot shortly after the movie came out. It was made by a company called Flying Dragon Toys in China, so it would make sense that they were just trying to capitalize on the movie craze.

It’s a first edition with the motor.

An Instagram account “uglybootlegs” that I follow just happened to put the Mr. T Mighty Car up for sale, so I leapt at the chance and got lucky.

Wax Tadpole has a new favorite as of 17:38 on Oct 18, 2018

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Titanic bot has existed for far longer than the bay movies, unless you mean the original 80s movie

Anime jump's(RIP) review of it was legend back in the day, alongside headless flying goku. I wanna say like 2001ish?

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Captain Invictus posted:

Titanic bot has existed for far longer than the bay movies, unless you mean the original 80s movie

Anime jump's(RIP) review of it was legend back in the day, alongside headless flying goku. I wanna say like 2001ish?

think they mean the Cameron Titanic movie

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Aha, that'd make sense then.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Echo Fighter joke

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Wax Tadpole posted:

Ninja Hero Rider



Please post a close-up of Ninja Hero Rider's face.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Not a bootleg per se, but I thought of this earlier today and drat near started crying towards the end. The best parts start around the 4:50 mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

EorayMel posted:

Echo Fighter joke



There's no one surer than Mary

Wax Tadpole
Jan 23, 2004

Aleph Null posted:

Please post a close-up of Ninja Hero Rider's face.


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Trabant posted:

Not a bootleg per se, but I thought of this earlier today and drat near started crying towards the end. The best parts start around the 4:50 mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0

The best part of any Ashens video is when it ends :smugmrgw:

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

It's everything I'd hoped it would be.

Edit: the way the rope(?) around its neck is the same green as its skin.
The way the red of the chest piece bleeds randomly into the rope.
The way the blue eyepatch bleeds into the skin around the eye.
The lifeless stare from the good eye.
The derpy grin.

It's beautiful.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Supermarket costumes, always grim.

OK, what do we have? We got Scream Ninja, Zombie in a skeleton t-shirt and... Girl? Just a girl.

Wait a minute!

"Mask not include"?! What the gently caress are you paying for?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Lizard Combatant posted:

Supermarket costumes, always grim.

OK, what do we have? We got Scream Ninja, Zombie in a skeleton t-shirt and... Girl? Just a girl.

Wait a minute!

"Mask not include"?! What the gently caress are you paying for?

The rad rear end pants and shirt! Also it looks like the mask was photoshopped on there after the picture was taken?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Push El Burrito posted:

The rad rear end pants and shirt! Also it looks like the mask was photoshopped on there after the picture was taken?

They've also either photoshopped that girl's middle teeth out (or just found a kid missing them) to hopefully give the impression that maybe this "costume" is actually vampire related. Doesn't even come with fangs! Really shoddy stuff, just plain crap.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This is not a bootleg nor a knockoff. I am suren.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

EorayMel posted:

This is not a bootleg nor a knockoff. I am suren.



It looks like officially licensed mario stuff from the 80s, and I kind of want it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm an alumnus of Mariorros U

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
I love the weird bucktoothed Luigi, and then two circles down backwards L Luigi.

And yeah, the color scheme is really reminiscent of early Mario merchandise.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Hey I just got back from Vietnam. Sorry for so many.





I'm BATLEADER.



Really felt like I should have bought a pair. One of a kind Abibas Skechers.


Would wear.

Not sure if this one really counts, but it seem like a Guardians Of The Galaxy rip off.

Two for the road:


Ash wasn't working today.

:discourse:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

DeadMansSuspenders posted:


Not sure if this one really counts, but it seem like a Guardians Of The Galaxy rip off.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_Online

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Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

Hey I just got back from Vietnam. Sorry for so many.

Giving us so many bootlegs is the last thing you should ever feel sorry for. This is great.

I actually see a lot of those Lepin (or other similar fake-Legos) regularly around here, if I have time I'll try to get photos. I guess it's a normal thing in third world countries.

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