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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Mister Kingdom posted:

This just popped up on a Jeff Lynne page I follow on FB. It's a legitimate sticker:



There's a hole in your back where your hands go in,
You stretched your body and scarred my brain
Ha Ha goatman, it's internet fame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame

♫Distended rear end in a top hat♫

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


At least it's got a flared base.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


How is your mom by the way

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


New breed of fluffy weiner dog

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Baron von Eevl posted:

There's a hole in your back where your hands go in,
You stretched your body and scarred my brain
Ha Ha goatman, it's internet fame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame

♫Distended rear end in a top hat♫


I couldn’t help but sing it. It scans very well.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


So who's going to put that on the back of their thigh and dress up like Roseanna Arquette in Crash?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

dong

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Dildog

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Baron von Eevl posted:

There's a hole in your back where your hands go in,
You stretched your body and scarred my brain
Ha Ha goatman, it's internet fame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame

♫Distended rear end in a top hat♫


I don't know your song, so I changed it

You got a hole and you pull it apart,
It goes so deep I can see to your heart.♫
It's the Goatman♫
Amazing span♫
Goodness, Gracious
Distended rear end in a top hat!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



CzarChasm posted:

I don't know your song

It was an ELO song. Evil Woman

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



So that's what Chewbacca's dick looks like.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/PastOceans/status/1050046787703193600

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Put a ruby in there and I’ll buy it

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

No ri..

oh

Ferrous
Feb 28, 2010

minato posted:

No ri..

oh

The ring on the finger should also be this ring. Infinite buttholes.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ferrous posted:

The ring on the finger should also be this ring. Infinite buttholes.

What happens if you turn it into a buttplug?

Ferrous
Feb 28, 2010

Zil posted:

What happens if you turn it into a buttplug?

I'm not sure but my guess would be a poop apocalypse.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ferrous posted:

I'm not sure but my guess would be a poop apocalypse.

Sounds dreadful

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

The Bloop posted:

Sounds dreadful

Well now we have to do it.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Ferrous posted:

I'm not sure but my guess would be a poop apocalypse.

Basically this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Aq-gm3An0

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009


https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

CDiff or cholera, I can't quite decide....

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wendell
May 11, 2003


Holy poo poo

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Since when is it NWS to look at 💩 ?? Brb gotta quickly close some browser tabs

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



bike tory posted:

Since when is it NWS to look at 💩 ?? Brb gotta quickly close some browser tabs

Turn on your monitor :devil:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
What the hell are you trying to sell me, Best Buy


Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
no results found for poopsocks, here's the closet match

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Oh man we sell those things and kids willingly pay :20bux: for a little sticky plastic thing with the logo of their favorite youtuber...

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Actual answer: They're a collapsible stand for your phone so you can watch videos.

Zetsubou-san posted:

no results found for poopsocks, here's the closet match

lmbo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/strangecoisas/status/1052995489220763649

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Giant.
Red.
Would.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Shai-Hulud posted:

Oh man we sell those things and kids willingly pay :20bux: for a little sticky plastic thing with the logo of their favorite youtuber...

Speaking of utterly worthless crap, I went into a servo today and they were selling Treasure X for $19.

What is Treasure X?

It's a box of literal sand with a lovely toy and a "treasure chest" inside. For nineteen loving dollars. And you can't even eat any of it.

Seriously, it's a Kinder Surprise where, instead of mediocre chocolate, you get literally sand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z13G3RcdvI


EDIT: Watching this video again, I cannot parse how this is not satire.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 17:16 on Oct 19, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Megillah Gorilla posted:

mediocre chocolate

You. Take. That. Back.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Speaking of utterly worthless crap, I went into a servo today and they were selling Treasure X for $19.

What I Treasure X?

It's a box of literal sand with a lovely toy and a "treasure chest" inside. For nineteen loving dollars. And you can't even eat any of it.

Seriously, it's a Kinder Surprise where, instead of mediocre chocolate, you get literally sand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z13G3RcdvI


EDIT: Watching this video again, I cannot parse how this is not satire.

It's for children. Half the fun is the digging it out, like you're a treasure hunter. Have you not seen those "excavate your own dinosaur model from a chunk of plaster" kits? Same idea, just with cool skeletons and a little "real gold" treasure! That's cool, if you're like, seven.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I'm sure they'll have fun, for the two whole minutes it takes to dig it out

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
And $19.

Now, if it was $5, I'd be cool with it.

But for $19 you could buy a real toy, a bag of brickies sand and a bucket.

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