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Samuringa posted:There was a second Legaia!?
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 22:43 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 08:46 |
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I know this isn't MGSV's fault, and I shouldn't really be surprised by it, but there's a loving nude mod for Quiet. And it's the 19th most endorsed mod on nexusmods.com. Porn and Metal Gear are not two great tastes that taste great together! If you need to jerk off, fine. Go watch some porn and come back to the game when you've finished.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 22:53 |
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Len posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legaia_2:_Duel_Saga I did the same thing. Only ever got around to playing the full game like...five years ago. It was okay, nothing too outstanding. It was probably great for its time
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 23:03 |
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Sunswipe posted:I know this isn't MGSV's fault, and I shouldn't really be surprised by it, but there's a loving nude mod for Quiet. And it's the 19th most endorsed mod on nexusmods.com. Porn and Metal Gear are not two great tastes that taste great together! If you need to jerk off, fine. Go watch some porn and come back to the game when you've finished. Only 19th huh?
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 23:07 |
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but what if I need to jerk off while playing
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 23:20 |
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Leal posted:Apparently Sims 4 culls non played households. This has led to it culling my entire police department career, with the angry old man chief, the kleptomaniac lab tech and the depressive partner detective I've had. This is the worst and in protest I am now turning in my own Sim's badge. What the gently caress why would they do this? "oh yea all those dudes that exist for the players sim to interact with, just cull them if they arent actively played, nobody just puts sims in for their character to interact with"
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 23:21 |
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Oblique Angle posted:but what if I need to jerk off while playing
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 23:36 |
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Sunswipe posted:I know this isn't MGSV's fault, and I shouldn't really be surprised by it, but there's a loving nude mod for Quiet. And it's the 19th most endorsed mod on nexusmods.com. Porn and Metal Gear are not two great tastes that taste great together! If you need to jerk off, fine. Go watch some porn and come back to the game when you've finished. How naive you are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sny3RfMYMU&t=75s
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 00:25 |
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Leal posted:Apparently Sims 4 culls non played households. This has led to it culling my entire police department career, with the angry old man chief, the kleptomaniac lab tech and the depressive partner detective I've had. This is the worst and in protest I am now turning in my own Sim's badge. Ew. Guess I now have no need or desire to ever buy another Sims game.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 03:11 |
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Tardcore posted:What the gently caress why would they do this? "oh yea all those dudes that exist for the players sim to interact with, just cull them if they arent actively played, nobody just puts sims in for their character to interact with"
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 03:13 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Sims games are insanely bad and I don't get their popularity at all. I like building dumb houses but all the other stuff is like nah
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 05:14 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Sims games are insanely bad and I don't get their popularity at all. In real life I live in poverty and work 60 hours at minimum wage eating only microwave dinners, but in the sims I can be someone who lives in poverty and works 9-5 at minimum wage eating only microwave dinners.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 05:23 |
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ilmucche posted:In real life I live in poverty and work 60 hours at minimum wage eating only microwave dinners, but in the sims I can be someone who lives in poverty and works 9-5 at minimum wage eating only microwave dinners.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 06:13 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:That's fine, but I'm saying the game is bad at it. I've tried every version of the Sims at some point or another, because I love the premise. It just has so many problems. You have to wait and watch your Sims sleep, the games run like garbage despite being super old, interacting with stuff on a basic level is obnoxious, your Sims basically can't do anything on their own, relationships between Sims make no sense, after all these years they still barely let you do anything other than live in a house and get a job, they're astonishingly badly programmed, it just goes on and on. I really, really want to like the Sims, but every time I try to play it I just end up getting angry at how stupid the game is. The only thing I've ever liked about them is the character creation system (3 had a really good one, for instance). Good news: unless they find a way to shove in lootboxes the series with probably be pretty dead in the future.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 08:36 |
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LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:Good news: unless they find a way to shove in lootboxes the series with probably be pretty dead in the future. This must be a real ethical quandary for EA.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 08:43 |
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Sunswipe posted:I know this isn't MGSV's fault
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 10:27 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Sims games are insanely bad and I don't get their popularity at all. I'm successful in the Sims Also my cat is still alive in the sims
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 11:36 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:That's fine, but I'm saying the game is bad at it. I've tried every version of the Sims at some point or another, because I love the premise. It just has so many problems. You have to wait and watch your Sims sleep, the games run like garbage despite being super old, interacting with stuff on a basic level is obnoxious, your Sims basically can't do anything on their own, relationships between Sims make no sense, after all these years they still barely let you do anything other than live in a house and get a job, they're astonishingly badly programmed, it just goes on and on. I really, really want to like the Sims, but every time I try to play it I just end up getting angry at how stupid the game is. The only thing I've ever liked about them is the character creation system (3 had a really good one, for instance). Sims Medieval was pretty good about letting you do various other poo poo and had you actually involved in your sims job. Plus you could play as a lunatic murderhobo, so points there.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 13:30 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Sims Medieval was pretty good about letting you do various other poo poo and had you actually involved in your sims job. It helped a lot that you only had 2 needs to babysit instead of 30.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 14:41 |
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The Sims: Medieval was great. I loved the parenthood mechanic: your Sim’s kids weren’t playable and stayed as kids forever, but if your Sim died you could choose to age one of them up and have them take over their parent’s role and become playable. It’s one of those games that I rarely play but when I do I get hooked for weeks.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 15:08 |
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Sunswipe posted:I know this isn't MGSV's fault, and I shouldn't really be surprised by it, but there's a loving nude mod for Quiet. And it's the 19th most endorsed mod on nexusmods.com. Porn and Metal Gear are not two great tastes that taste great together! If you need to jerk off, fine. Go watch some porn and come back to the game when you've finished. its not surprising, most of the framework for quiet being eye candy was already in the game. when you get your affinity with her way up and sit in the ACC she crawls around the helicopter, pointing her rear end at you and shakes her titties at you. when shes in her little cage on mother base, she unhooks her top and sunbathes, and lets you watch her while she showers and rubs her body. kojima is known to be a pervert, and im not saying thats a bad thing either. paz' diary is available for listening in MGSV and theres one that graphically details dr strangelove rubbing lotion into paz' pale skin, on her chest and whatnot. im not gonna lie, i loved it, i went from shock and surprise to a huge smile on my face. for the sake of disclosure, i did download the naked quiet mod and also i download the naked/skimpy costumes for other video games because why not? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:20 |
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Isn't Paz like 10?
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:30 |
No no, she's like 30 and only looks like a child!
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:32 |
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Len posted:Isn't Paz like 10? shes a 20 something russian spy, selected because with her petit frame and idiotic mannerisms she can pass as a teenager
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:32 |
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Len posted:Isn't Paz like 10? Nah, she's one of those tiny people that use their lack of height to escape police suspicion as they commit many crimes.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:39 |
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RareAcumen posted:Nah, she's one of those tiny people that use their lack of height to escape police suspicion as they commit many crimes. One of my cousins had to show ID to get into R rated movies well into her 30s.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:54 |
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PublicOpinion posted:No no, she's like 30 and only looks like a child! Ah well that makes everything different and instantly less creepy!
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 17:11 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:after all these years they still barely let you do anything other than live in a house and get a job Sims 3, especially with all of the expansions, stuffed a whole hell of a lot of weird stuff to get up to into the game. The quality wildly varied, but there was definitely more going on than just the usual rigamarole. 4 sort-of continued the trend but in a much more scattershot way due to the new lovely DLC format.
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# ? Oct 20, 2018 19:33 |
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Necrothatcher posted:This must be a real ethical quandary for EA. I mean more that EA isn't going to be investing in a game that doesn't have the massive profits that come from lootboxes, they'll either gently caress the series up or let it wither away. It's probably still pretty successful given it's history on pc but it can't match unregulated gambling.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 01:14 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Never play the first Lufia or the first Legaia. i'm only in the first dungeon of Lufia II now and it's incredible just how much better EVERYTHING is
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 16:06 |
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ilmucche posted:In real life I live in poverty and work 60 hours at minimum wage eating only microwave dinners, but in the sims I can be someone who lives in poverty and works 9-5 at minimum wage eating only microwave dinners. Too bad Sims have too spend that extra 20 hours pooping.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 18:56 |
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I gotta complain about Tomb Raider more. Despite the wack story (I can appreciate the effort though. It just didn't work out in the end) I'm enjoying the gameplay. It's well paced, nice mixture of platforming, exploration and combat and I haven't been in a video game jungle this fun since MGS3. And then I got to Paititi. The pacing has just ground to a loving stand still while this bad story plays out. Now Lara is stuck in this outfit that looks stupid on this british white lady. There's side quests for some reason and they're all terrible. You spend SO MUCH TIME HERE. IT's huge for no reason! I remember in one of the pre-release videos they were like "this is the biggest hub ever featured in a tomb raider game!" like dude, that's never been a measure of quality nor a feature anyone has given a poo poo about in this series. Why yall gotta be like this. Why is Uncharted 4 the best Tomb Raider game??? This is just Okami all over again, Clover just done and made the best Zelda game ever by scraping out all the dumb bullshit.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 19:02 |
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Ya the giant sidequest hub is a little baffling, I don't know if they want me to do all of this stuff or if it will make me stupidly overpowered or both. Even the knife upgrade is optional to buy - so there's an absurd amount of stuff you could conceivably skip entirely. And that's the SECOND sidequest hub after a smaller but still pretty large modern-ish town! What I find immediately obvious in pacing issues is that I could already have pretty much all the combat upgrades if I chose to focus on them, like poison arrows, traps, lures, flare ammo, stringing up dudes on trees even better, the good ol' broken triple headshot extravaganza, but...there are no fights?!?! If I do all the challenge tombs, crypts, regular challenges, digging for things, learning languages etc., that's all just exploration, platforming and puzzles. It's great, but...the game wants to focus on combat a lot, judging from the systems it has, but it just never really happened so far. I'm playing it with my wife and we're sadly separated by a country or two again, so we didn't get farther than a little after Paititi, so I don't know if the pacing just picks up now and it becomes an action-fest like the last one did with fight-jumping-fight-puzzle-fight, but that was really weird. Also I'm super glad for my wife going "so...are we gonna just dick around in Paititi for another play session?" and I was like "haha no I'd never do that and search for every optional poo poo thing!!! Let's go on with the mainquest love!!!!!" *totally would have done that on my own and gotten sick of the game*
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 20:28 |
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The Moon Monster posted:Too bad Sims have too spend that extra 20 hours pooping. Well they haven't programmed 10 hours/week of pooping on the clock yet.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 20:35 |
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im pooping! posted:its not surprising, most of the framework for quiet being eye candy was already in the game. when you get your affinity with her way up and sit in the ACC she crawls around the helicopter, pointing her rear end at you and shakes her titties at you. when shes in her little cage on mother base, she unhooks her top and sunbathes, and lets you watch her while she showers and rubs her body. kojima is known to be a pervert, and im not saying thats a bad thing either. paz' diary is available for listening in MGSV and theres one that graphically details dr strangelove rubbing lotion into paz' pale skin, on her chest and whatnot. im not gonna lie, i loved it, i went from shock and surprise to a huge smile on my face. You should be ashamed of your words and deeds
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 02:07 |
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The plot for Shadow of the Tomb Raider is such a stupid trainwreck. I don't even actually know what the bad guy's goal even was other than Lara and co deciding it was bad.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 02:52 |
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Shiroc posted:The plot for Shadow of the Tomb Raider is such a stupid trainwreck. I don't even actually know what the bad guy's goal even was other than Lara and co deciding it was bad. Yeah I gave up on the last one because it was dull as hell. I don't get why writing a not-poo poo videogame story is so difficult, I mean there are direct to Netflix movies more interesting than most AAA games.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 06:23 |
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Simply Simon posted:Ya the giant sidequest hub is a little baffling, I don't know if they want me to do all of this stuff or if it will make me stupidly overpowered or both. Even the knife upgrade is optional to buy - so there's an absurd amount of stuff you could conceivably skip entirely. And that's the SECOND sidequest hub after a smaller but still pretty large modern-ish town! Haha no. I hope you really like Paititi though.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 08:45 |
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yo Mega Man Zero devs if you're gonna put in a system that lets you buy crazy powerful game-breaking upgrades by grinding thousands of points of currency off of respawning enemies in order to upgrade difficult-to-find collectable cyber fairy creatures don't fuckin' ding the player's rank at the end of the level just because they bought 'em maybe don't rank player performance if you're gonna use it to punish actually engaging with your fuckin' collectable hidden pokemon thing ya pricks
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 12:24 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 08:46 |
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Convex posted:Yeah I gave up on the last one because it was dull as hell. I don't get why writing a not-poo poo videogame story is so difficult, I mean there are direct to Netflix movies more interesting than most AAA games. I love that direct to Netflix has become an actual thing. In game news lancers in Valkyria Chronicles 4 still suck just as much as in 1. Why even have a class that can only do their role competently in the very lategame.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 12:41 |