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Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
"Lets hope to see some sense on climate action"

OH BOY

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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Cpt Soban posted:

"Lets hope to see some sense on climate action"

OH BOY

We'll get Abbott and Craig Kelly onto that straight away!

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

You Am I posted:

We'll get Abbott and Craig Kelly onto that straight away!

CLEANER coal. We'll scrub each rock of coal by hand, with an army of poor kids- Boosting employment while also CLEANING COAL! WIN WIN RIGHT?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
This maverick independent’s first media booking is on Insiders lol

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



No early federal election then

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Lol losing Wentworth for the first time in history and they’re still treating the campaign event like it’s a victory

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.
ScoMo, Frydenberg and Sharma look miserable. Which you'd expect, but it's still nice to see.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
lol at Frydenberg's balding.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
Holy poo poo the liberal rally looks depressing

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED
holy poo poo, Scott showed up

Wheezle
Aug 13, 2007

420 stop boats erryday
If Phelps helped bring down the government, the libs would regain Wentworth in a landslide at the general. Wentworth doesn't want a Labor government.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
"to the one and only SCOMO prime minister of Australia"

GUYS! THE GREAT DAYS ARE COMING! SCOMO PROMISED!

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Scomo has mistaken shouting with charisma

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
Love how he's not giving the losing candidate a chance to speak. And now he's turned it into a "BUT LABOR" rant.

million dollar mack
Aug 20, 2006
Larson ain't getting this cow.
I don’t want to harsh anyones buzz but can we stop quoting the wall of laughter TIA





P.S. suck it scomo

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Cpt Soban posted:

CLEANER coal. We'll scrub each rock of coal by hand, with an army of poor kids- Boosting employment while also CLEANING COAL! WIN WIN RIGHT?

Good work for the dole program right there

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED
Morrison has no gravitas whatsoever

SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUTY MONEY BOO LABOR

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Scomo trying to rouse the troops in the only way the Sydneys know how.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Contrast this with Turnbull's victory speech in 2016.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

They really don't have anything other than "We're not Bill Shorten" do they.

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED
Frydenberg is a loving potato

e: maybe a thumb

gently caress why do they all look like goddamn thumbs

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011


Where's the liberal candidate?

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

Trapezium Dave posted:

They really don't have anything other than "We're not Bill Shorten" do they.

Mattjpwns posted:

SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUTY MONEY BOO LABOR

Sums it up..

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Cpt Soban posted:

Where's the liberal candidate?

He got a few words in before the crowd demanded SCOMO.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Its like a cult in its dying days before the mass suicide.

THERE ARE GREAT DAYS AHEAD

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

ewe2 posted:

He got a few words in before the crowd demanded SCOMO.

"THINK OF THE PENSIONERS WHO BOUGHT SHARES. AND HEY INVICTUS GAMES. BEST DAYS AHEAD!"

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED
YOU DON'T LIFT PEOPLE UP BY TEARING HARD WORKING AUSTRALIANS* DOWN

* rent seekers and investment parasites who aren't actually doing work

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
the magic of science begins with belief

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Mattjpwns posted:

YOU DON'T LIFT PEOPLE UP BY TEARING HARD WORKING AUSTRALIANS* DOWN

* rent seekers and investment parasites who aren't actually doing work

A FAIR GO FOR PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT- Bankers, miners and Casino managers!

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

It’s what we believe. We believe in a fair go for those who have a go. We believe that the best form of welfare is a job*


* as a company director for the industry you regulated as a politician.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

lol at Frydenberg's balding.

Joe prsci after getting his hair burned off in home alone 1

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Antony Green is about to pop... I think he's done a couple of lines.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

https://twitter.com/kellulz/status/1053584750420492288

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


:same:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Zenithe posted:

Should have elected Pope

Elect Pope for Pope

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
Lmao dogfucker is not happy

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1053566103346077696?s=19

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Solemn Sloth posted:

This maverick independent’s first media booking is on Insiders lol

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

"It's all Malcolm's fault"

- This guy

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Reminder that Dogfucker was Turnbull's Chief of Staff during his stint as Opposition Leader (and Credlin was deputy CoS).

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snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
lol wtf does turnbull's reputation matter anymore?

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