Sagebrush posted:

so in this world does your head shrink as you grow up or what

queserasera posted:

Lisa's mom has a peach butt.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

The elephant is a pedophile that is grooming her through her AR goggles.

quote:

Bowsette is sick of peachy princesses and toady attitudes. This female in a half-shell is going to take back the kingdom that was robbed from her, and while she's at it, all their men too.

There is a person standing in her way. The pretentious, Princess Cupcake. Cupcake is ruthless, with a seemingly endless supply of resources, allies, men, and she's just mean-spirited enough to crush Bowsette back to the Trench Kingdom.

Undaunted by Cupcake's show of power, and with the help of her men, Bowsette will battle through each kingdom if she has to and have fun while doing it.

Note: This is a light fantasy story with a reverse Harem, swearing, scenes that don't fade to black, and a mighty princess that shoots fireballs. Not intended for a younger audience.

Brawnfire posted:

She has one arm

Brawnfire posted:

She has one arm

divabot posted:

oh hai thread! Did all books become good for the last three months? Surely not!

Fortunately, I'm here to remind you that everything's not just terrible, but weirdly terrible. I dredged the wasteland of Kindle Unlimited books about bitcoins - because I hate myself - and I found this.

"99 Bitcoins and an Elephant" is a book for children about the world of bitcoins in 2028!

Obviously, it's going to be frankly bizarre. It thinks it's a book that is literally, in fact, for children - not a satire of the present in the form of a children's book, like "The Ladybird Book of the Zombie Apocalypse". I was honestly wondering if the elephant was going to be demonstrating the horrible things that can happen if you allow yourself to be socially engineered. And what about a Monero necklace doesn't scream "I'm from the darknets, and I'm here to skin you."

The author is convinced he's telling the kids about the fabulous future world, that's coming just a decade away!

It's not the book it thinks it is. Shiny kiddy cartoons of a dark cyberpunk world, where bitcoiners' dreams of a grim meathook Mad Max petrolpunk world have come true. Everything actually sucks and is broken, but everyone from early childhood wears VR/AR glasses everywhere, all the time, to make the world look less broken and sucky. Then the glasses break, and you get the picture below, which could have been ripped from the pages of "My First Charlie Stross":

divabot posted:

The author is convinced he's telling the kids about the fabulous future world, that's coming just a decade away!

It's not the book it thinks it is. Shiny kiddy cartoons of a dark cyberpunk world, where bitcoiners' dreams of a grim meathook Mad Max petrolpunk world have come true. Everything actually sucks and is broken, but everyone from early childhood wears VR/AR glasses everywhere, all the time, to make the world look less broken and sucky. Then the glasses break, and you get the picture below, which could have been ripped from the pages of "My First Charlie Stross":

Klckstarter posted:

I wanted to be an author as far back as I can remember, but that desire left me as quickly as it came. Growing up in New York City’s Lower East Side, where there were gritty alleys and tenement-style buildings, I had a lot to worry about. My family and I dodged drug dealers, heard thunderous booms in the evenings, and hung tightly tied plastic bags filled with bread to a nail on the kitchen wall (to prevent rats from feasting while we slept).

Kickstarter posted:

Recently I overheard my kids talking to each other about bitcoin. It was like music to my ears. I wish that I had recorded the conversion, but that moment passed so quickly. Don't let these moments pass you by.

C.M. Kruger posted:

quote:

a light fantasy story with a reverse Harem, swearing, scenes that don't fade to black, and a mighty princess that shoots fireballs. Not intended for a younger audience.

Nckdictator posted:

Edit: I can't read.

Nckdictator posted:

Edit: I can't read.

Brawnfire posted:

This thread must be quite the slog, then

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I apologize for the delay in posting this. Busy schedule and technical difficulties.










I'm 90% sure this guy printed out his manuscript's DOC so he could turn it into a PDF for Lulu with his scanner.

The Iron Rose posted:

I'm the adversarial and ambiguously gay character that becomes a mystified Lazarus-type warrior with mystical super powers

Jerry Cotton posted:

This isn't the PY posting persona thread!

The Iron Rose posted:

I'm the adversarial and ambiguously gay character that becomes a mystified Lazarus-type warrior with mystical super powers

Sham bam bamina! posted:

TBB Secret Santa gift:

Jeffrey Estrella posted:

A strong-willed but often confused single mother of two who is actually an extra-terrestrial with unique abilities and her trusted friends form a heroic endeavour and face off against a powerful law firm with a dark conspiracy dating back to an old war with her kind and they meet the time stone team of Drax, Mercedes and Tina with uplifted James to fight ITOZ the all-powerful darkness and Maggie Wilcox a/k/a the Ice Princess in this fifth and final installation chapter of the Christmas Legend saga.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

TBB Secret Santa gift:

Carnival of Shrews posted:

PYF terrible book: WE HAVE ARRIVED LADIES AND GENTLEBOTS



Follow-up to 'How Green Was My Valley?' not looking so good:



Also, I recently learned that the fabled Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia volume VI 'Phar - Q - R - Salse' is real, and now I want a copy:

Carnival of Shrews posted:

PYF terrible book: WE HAVE ARRIVED LADIES AND GENTLEBOTS



Follow-up to 'How Green Was My Valley?' not looking so good:



Also, I recently learned that the fabled Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia volume VI 'Phar - Q - R - Salse' is real, and now I want a copy:

Carnival of Shrews posted:

Follow-up to 'How Green Was My Valley?' not looking so good:

C.M. Kruger posted:

LIZARD MAN: (MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BACKFLIPPING AND ENGAGED IN ACROBATICS)

Carnival of Shrews posted:

Follow-up to 'How Green Was My Valley?' not looking so good:

Senior Woodchuck posted:

https://twitter.com/386dx4/status/1055230740663820289

FrozenVent posted:

So I started reading the Trigger Warning book.

I’m not sure if it’s satirizing the right wing or satirizing college campus safe space culture but I hope to fuuuuuck it’s not earnest.

It’s bad.

I’ll do a let’s read for sure because god drat, the first chapter is the hero rescueing a chick about to get raped by her boyfriend, then getting accused of sexism for getting involved then getting jumped by antifa, and arrested by campus police for inciting a riot.

That’s the first chapter.

FrozenVent posted:

Krankenstyle posted:

though their catalog is pure trash.