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houstonguy posted:Need to know just how nice of a coat she lost before passing judgement.
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El_Elegante posted:When is the phrase “old souls” NOT a red flag? When you are the Chosen Undead
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Dragon age 2 is many things (great, amazing) but it's no time sink. You can do a satisfying run in like 14 hours. This was a huge complaint about the game but tbh it's a huge selling point for me
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Oct 22, 2018 17:57
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14 hours is like one legendary sparkledog finding quest I mean gently caress that
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Oct 22, 2018 17:58
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I decided to search for Halloween. Halloween Disagreement between me (28M), and my wife (28F) quote:So me and my wife had a disagreement on Halloween and want to know what you guys think. What a couple of weenies. Arguing and taking it to Reddit over 20 mini Twix bars or whatever. Predictably, the responses are all 'you're an rear end in a top hat for giving her candy away, kids don't deserve free candy, buying a bag of the exact same candy isn't the same'.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:08
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PetraCore posted:I'm sorry for your loss. I don't think you're at fault but it's natural to question what you could have done. Thanks for the kind words. Realistically, I know I’m not “at fault” but that doesn’t stop it from bothering me. I’m sure it’ll be less itchy after awhile. loquacius posted:You can seduce all the Pokemon too if you identify your self-insert as the franchise's rightful protagonist, Ditto Wasn’t there a fan-made game where you played as Ditto? I didn’t ever actually try it but I saw something about it somewhere on these forums. (Video game hoaxes thread maybe?)
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Oct 22, 2018 18:09
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LadyPictureShow posted:Predictably, the responses are all 'you're an rear end in a top hat for giving her candy away, kids don't deserve free candy, buying a bag of the exact same candy isn't the same'. Of course its not the same, the bags you buy after halloween are much cheaper.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:12
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LadyPictureShow posted:What a couple of weenies. Arguing and taking it to Reddit over 20 mini Twix bars or whatever. I would love to see how this dude reacts when he and his wife have some sort of genuine conflict.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:16
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My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop.quote:She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating “bad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) —except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:28
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LadyPictureShow posted:Predictably, the responses are all 'you're an rear end in a top hat for giving her candy away, kids don't deserve free candy, buying a bag of the exact same candy isn't the same'. I cannot fathom Internet people sometimes
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Oct 22, 2018 18:28
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loquacius posted:I cannot fathom Internet people sometimes It's not that baffling. quote:She asked me to even just set a few aside for her, but unfortunately I couldn't even do that He's an rear end in a top hat. "Sorry, babe. Love to help you, but I just can't do it." They gave out a ton of candy, and all she asked was that he hang on to a few pieces for her. There shouldn't be any question about this. This shouldn't be a thing where he decides whether or not the grown woman gets to have three or four pieces of candy. She said put it aside, so you put it aside.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:39
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Kuros posted:My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop. she should  and find someone who appreciates her talents
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Oct 22, 2018 18:39
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:It's not that baffling. counterpoint: they both had already eaten "10 packs" each which is a troublingly vague unit of measure and also halloween is for kids
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Oct 22, 2018 18:44
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Kuros posted:My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop. Context: A Fancy Hat posted:When our relationship started going downhill she'd refuse to address it, but would act it out with stuffed animals. Like, we got in a huge fight once because she got lost driving and called me rather than use a GPS. I was at work and had no idea where she was, and she said stuff like "I'm by a tall building, I can't read it. There's a 2 lane road, where am I???"
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Oct 22, 2018 18:45
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Surprised there aren’t more gimmick posters that just paraphrase sitcom plots
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Kuros posted:My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop. You don't deserve her!! DragQueenofAngmar posted:adults should probably not play pokemon. not because of the content really but because if you're really playing, you are 100% neglecting real life poo poo because God drat, everything in those games takes a billion years I did a couple of runs of Emerald/Ruby on an emulator last year and it was fun, but I've no idea why anyone would play it without a fast forward button. Crank the thing up to 2x speed and it was just about tolerable to play (apart from the consequently psycho music). Snails pace at 1x though and it really became an issue in zones with weather effects where every battle became an endless slog of "Its raining! Its sunshine!" nonsense between moves. Just gently caress off and let me catch this sandshrew please.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:49
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:It's not that baffling. Let the children have the candy
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Oct 22, 2018 18:51
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:It's not that baffling. Counterpoint, the 20 pieces of candy he gave away are easily recouped through buying a small bag of marked down Halloween candy the next day. Verdict: they're both weenies.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:52
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Kuros posted:My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop. Wish you spoilered the ages. The solution is to fight fire with fire. Every time she puppet masters you, take out your dick to talk back, Bruno style.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:55
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Can someone clarify for me why getting replacement candy for cheap the next day "isn't the same," is there like some nostalgia thing about raiding Halloween candy bags as an adult? Halloween is for children and adults can just buy candy whenever they want, especially clearanced candy, case closed
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Oct 22, 2018 18:56
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LadyPictureShow posted:I decided to search for Halloween. So he's married to Skylark?
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Oct 22, 2018 18:56
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yeah sorta, by contractual obligation, etc etc
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Oct 22, 2018 18:56
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:adults should probably not play pokemon. not because of the content really but because if you're really playing, you are 100% neglecting real life poo poo because God drat, everything in those games takes a billion years
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Oct 22, 2018 18:57
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Yeah uh Pokémon are not very long games, especially the old ones.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:58
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She wasn't even going to eat it that night there's literally no downside to buying more. The potential downside of her having to wait to stuff her face didn't matter because she was going to do it anyway. I have a dog we adopted from a rescue group when she was 2. She had some hosed up former owners who would lock her in her crate and leave for the weekend and just not feed her. She has milder food attachment issues than this woman has with that loving candy. People are hosed up about food.
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Oct 22, 2018 18:58
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i think the game will be fun to play once the near-term fun dies down
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I love the contrast between boyfriend's Nintendo 3DS and wife's candy taken from the batch bought for Trick-or-Treaters on Halloween Goon response to lost 3DS: Lol, now he can abandon childish poo poo like video games  Goon response to giving away candy taken from the Trick-or-Treat candy: Hey, that's not fair! It's her candy, no matter that the candy is an readily fungible commodity that was originally bought for the kids!!! 
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I mean, the original 3DS post was obviously just someone with anxiety freaking out to the Internet about having hosed something up; we don't even know for sure whether her boyfriend got mad about it at all, let alone whether he got madder than is warranted for a favored expensive electronic device being lost, and the question of Whether Video Games Are For Children doesn't really need to be discussed for anything other than trolling purposes
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If people are still doing Pokemon chat, I guess I can weigh in, also related to the initial issue: when Pokemon was current and I was a kid, my younger cousin BEGGED me to play my Yellow edition for a bit, just start a new game, run up Route 1, beat up a few trainers, and then turn off. I told him "okay, but you better not loving save over my game". Well guess what he did. I don't even know what the point of him doing that was, not many years later, because it wasn't like I was going to go "okay, well, it's ruined for me now so you can keep it I guess"??? I was super furious because that was a LOT of time I had spent on that down the drain, it was the first Pokemon game I had owned, and all of my mons were just gone. That did sting a lot but I could still grit my teeth about it and not murder my cousin as a boy, so hopefully this guy can also get over it way later in his life. What was just really stupid of me was me giving my cousin my Gold edition about three years later to "try out" and I told him "swear to God if you erase my game again..." and he was like "yeah, yeah" and of course he did it again. No real remorse, just "whoops I guess I accidentally saved haha dunno how that could have happened". I think he's just a complete shithead and I'm too trusting. Still didn't kill him but he's never getting anything of me again. Last year he was like "can I borrow your car" and I was like "haha no loving way" and he: "you're not still mad about the Pokemon thing aren't you?" and I just glared. Anyway, I still play Pokemon, ten minutes on the commute unless I bike, then it's ten minutes per day at work during an overlong toilet break. That's plenty to eventually get through the normal game, then I get bored before beating the Elite 4 usually because I didn't grind during the playthrough and they're overleveled for me then. It's a nice brainless thing to relax with before and after work and you can also push A a bunch while watching a movie or something you're not super into. When I was a kid, I used to just grind up ALL the Pokemon because maybe one of them has hidden potential once it reaches Level 30??? (they never did). That took for-loving-ever of course. Nowadays, I just choose whatever I think might be interesting to use and constantly rotate out the old ones and never touch them again. Pokemon takes exactly as long as you want it to, and that's great.
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slash stab posted:I would love to see how this dude reacts when he and his wife have some sort of genuine conflict. Candy arguments are the only genuine conflict imo.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I love the contrast between boyfriend's Nintendo 3DS and wife's candy taken from the batch bought for Trick-or-Treaters on Halloween Are you surprised that goons are misandrist?
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Simply Simon posted:If people are still doing Pokemon chat, I guess I can weigh in, also related to the initial issue: when Pokemon was current and I was a kid, my younger cousin BEGGED me to play my Yellow edition for a bit, just start a new game, run up Route 1, beat up a few trainers, and then turn off. I told him "okay, but you better not loving save over my game". Well guess what he did. I don't even know what the point of him doing that was, not many years later, because it wasn't like I was going to go "okay, well, it's ruined for me now so you can keep it I guess"??? I was super furious because that was a LOT of time I had spent on that down the drain, it was the first Pokemon game I had owned, and all of my mons were just gone. That did sting a lot but I could still grit my teeth about it and not murder my cousin as a boy, so hopefully this guy can also get over it way later in his life. I still play, caught em all up to this current generation, and my old gameboy cartridge is still floating around with my original dream team while anything from Ruby/Sapphire onward has been ported with me all the way to the present time on the 3DS game. No regrets, the game is still fun and chill as an adult. My pokemon outlived my childhood dog. Unbelievable.
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Yeah if you want "obsessive time-sink minion collector" games, Shin Megami Tensei can't be beat. For an RPG, the combat tends to be more fun since the granularity of it rewards thought and team composition, compared to games like Final Fantasy where you just smash ATTACK 3-5 times. I have a personal rule where I stop playing the game at 100 hours cause the real world needs me. What fucks me up about SMT is that the minions you collect are all based on real-world legends and mythology, so you learn a little about other cultures as you play. Sometimes when I read a story to my wife she'll ask if I learned about it from an SMT game & I just lllllllllllllllllllliiiieeeeeeeeee
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Freudian posted:Are you surprised that goons are misandrist? I thought it was more that, as pig people, goons are always going to be predisposed toward food. Especially delicious garbage food like candy.
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loquacius posted:Can someone clarify for me why getting replacement candy for cheap the next day "isn't the same," is there like some nostalgia thing about raiding Halloween candy bags as an adult? Because you want ten variety pieces instead of a 135-piece jumbo bag. The kids did not get their Halloween stolen. They got plenty of candy. The real story here is that the woman asked her husband to do a small and reasonable thing for her, and he said, "nah," and did whatever the gently caress he felt like doing, even as she tried to bargain down to smaller requests.
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Oct 22, 2018 19:29
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Candy belongs in the loving trash, it throws off your palette.
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God one time a chef in Vegas comped me their ~house handcrafted candy bar~ and I choked it down so as not to be rude but I wanted to kick his rear end, that poo poo is vile. Caramel is revolting.
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Oct 22, 2018 19:34
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Kuros posted:My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop. This is hilarious and I'm glad that she stopped when he told her that it was ruining his attraction. "HEY SEXY MAN THAT FEELS AMAZING!"
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Theophany posted:My dude, that's like saying you can just replace somebody's dog because 'eh, it's easily replaced (minus the personality).' Like, how many loving Pokemon do you think he'd meticulously trained to max level? Building the perfect 6 Pokemon comp? Getting all the right combinations of moves on each Pokemon? The hours upon hours upon hours of rigorous training to become a Pokemon master and beating the Elite Four? All those little Pokemon - his buddies - lost, like tears in rain, and you just want to replace the 3DS and think it's good enough? You almost got me with this. Almost.
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Pick posted:God one time a chef in Vegas comped me their ~house handcrafted candy bar~ and I choked it down so as not to be rude but I wanted to kick his rear end, that poo poo is vile. Caramel is revolting. I know this is a shitpost, but it's a very funny shitpost. Lol at the idea of hand-crafted artisanal candy bars.
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