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hate hoot posted:Please forgive my interruption of all of ...this, but I have a burning question for Pick and since this seems to be her main parlor I'll just go for it before I explode of curiosity: Nope. I'm Pick everywhere. Have been since like 2003.
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Thank you for the swift reply. I must go away now, hat in hand, returning to the search. (I still can't believe there's two of you)
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Oct 23, 2018 03:15
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therobit posted:100% chance the new husband has done time, 50% chance it was for a sex crime against a child. 20% chance the new husband is actually a new wife and mom is extremely closeted with regards to her daughter.
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Dienes posted:So the parents are totally leaving them in the car, right? I remember that one too, pretty sure it was his neighbors being dicks. There's a followup post that was deleted, apparently they were Youtube pranksters and recording OP getting yelled at by his parents when they found the wrappers.
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LabyaMynora posted:20% chance the new husband is actually a new wife and mom is extremely closeted with regards to her daughter. That occurred to me too, or maybe like the mom has been racist her whole life but fell in love with and married a black guy and is super embarrassed about it.
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hate hoot posted:Thank you for the swift reply. I must go away now, hat in hand, returning to the search. no worries! hope you find her.
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Pirate Radar posted:That occurred to me too, or maybe like the mom has been racist her whole life but fell in love with and married a black guy and is super embarrassed about it. i didn't read that one carefully but if it's possible that the mom re-married the dad that's my bet but again I didn't read it very well so maybe dads dead?
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:i didn't read that one carefully but if it's possible that the mom re-married the dad that's my bet You had the same reaction I did, I think that’s the safest bet. She’s remarried the guy who abused her daughter and convinced everyone else in the family to keep the daughter in the dark about it. It’s hosed up but it’s the thing that makes the most sense to me.
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Palemdromes posted:No, I'm sorry. Congrats, of all the trolls in the thread, you managed to make me angriest, quickest Bravo rear end in a top hat
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hate hoot posted:Please forgive my interruption of all of ...this, but I have a burning question for Pick and since this seems to be her main parlor I'll just go for it before I explode of curiosity: No way this isn't a weird parachute account
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CharlestheHammer posted:I’m extremely confused, how is this not all your fault. babysitter arrives at house, parents still home. Baby sitter gets settled in with kid in living room or such while parents are still doing last minute stuff before taking off, parents leave door open when they leave. Somewhere along the line babysitter is in the bathroom or such and kid wanders out. best I got
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:Could pick go for a whole week without posting about herself in this thread? I mean it would be easier if the thread could go like five minutes without talking about her.
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Oct 23, 2018 03:58
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HazCat posted:I mean it would be easier if the thread could go like five minutes without talking about her. It is a toxic relationship, fitting for this thread.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:100%* of parents who have dropped their spouse of at work then let their kid broil to death in the backseat because they forgot the kid was there also believed this. So did every gun owner whose kid shoot a neighbor in the face. Also, every parent of a kid who drowned in the family pool, or made it from the porch to the street in the eight seconds mom or dad was distracted. this would be almost understandable/forgivable* if the OP realized the mistake when his ex wife was gesticulating wildly towards the cake he had just sampled and going "you still don't see the problem?", but the OP still not getting it at that point kinda tipped it so far past the line of dad who clearly doesn't give a poo poo about his kids that he probably visits once a month at best. *honestly I feel like unless it was literally "I didn't realize it was chocolate" it'd be p unforgivable. My brother had a bad allergic reaction to a strawberry poptart when I was like 6 and I still remember that poo poo nearly a quarter of a century later and I wasn't the one responsible for feeding him. Like I even remember what we were doing when it happened because it was a significant event that stuck with you. Even as a child I was on the lookout for strawberry flavorings and loudly proclaiming my brother couldn't have those. ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Oct 23, 2018 |
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haha whoa this is the good poo poo, I tried to bold but no line is not insane My [23f] boyfriend [23m] of a year has a fetish that is out of control quote:We have dated since I met him when I moved to his city for my job after college. I figured out within the first few months he had this fetish. His fetish is called financial domination. Basically it's about women controlling his money and budget, but this summer it changed. Now it's expanded into pretty much every commercial exchange he has with a woman. normal society
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My fetish is women dominating my butt. *pushes rear end against you until you're backed in a corner crying* dudeness fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Oct 23, 2018 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:haha whoa this is the good poo poo, I tried to bold but no line is not insane markets are completely rational
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ArbitraryC posted:this would be almost understandable/forgivable* if the OP realized the mistake when his ex wife was gesticulating wildly towards the cake he had just sampled and going "you still don't see the problem?", but the OP still not getting it at that point kinda tipped it so far past the line of dad who clearly doesn't give a poo poo about his kids that he probably visits once a month at best. He might be a lovely part-time dad. That’s entirely possible. I don’t think that’s a requirement for this sort of mistake, including the brain fart when mom is trying to prompt his memory. He’s a fuckup, either way, and mom should make sure he doesn’t forget a second time. Maybe something with a branding iron. Edit: That findom one is hilarious right up until the end, where it seems like that poor girl’s only concern is that she can’t help her boyfriend because her job doesn’t pay well, either. Then, it’s just sad. That dolt is about two weeks away from running up to random women in the streets and reverse-mugging them. “This is an up-stick! Just take all my money, and I can go jerk.” Veni Vidi Ameche! fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Oct 23, 2018 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:haha whoa this is the good poo poo, I tried to bold but no line is not insane
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Just FYI, all Pokémon since 2002 are now able to be stored in the cloud, so it's his own fault if he's missing them. Any Pokémon before that wouldn't be playable on a DS anyway.
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:Could pick go for a whole week without posting about herself in this thread? Shh, don't discourage it. Pick is interesting to read...on many levels...and even friends I have outside of SA sometimes wanna hear poo poo about her life.
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ArbitraryC posted:If the obvious option of dump his rear end is off the table why can't she just take the comedy option of taking the money and ironically investing/using it wisely. Financially dominate him into a secure future. Even if she did that he would still waste any money he had. These kind of fetishes just escalate. You would have to take away all ability for him to spend any money for it to work. I would go with the “dump him” plan.
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Catalina posted:Shh, don't discourage it. Pick is interesting to read...on many levels...and even friends I have outside of SA sometimes wanna hear poo poo about her life. Maybe she could write a blog!
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I lost all my Pokemon and it sucked pretty bad, but there is a point where it's best to make a clean break. There's a point where it's best to enjoy games to your own satisfaction and accept that they end eventually.
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I'm surprised that one kid actually liked the beer. I remember taking a swig of my dad's beer when I was like seven or eight years old and it completely grossed me out.
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Making a clean break is good, but sometimes you'll get a shiny or you'll catch the Pokérus -- both of which are pretty unlikely and pretty awesome -- and you won't want to write over it because you don't know if it'll ever happen again under non-hack circumstances.
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Playing games whether they're long or short basically just gets budgeted into the time I'd have spent with other mindless consumerism at best or getting into dumb slap fights on SA at worst so I don't really get the specific flack for it.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Making a clean break is good, but sometimes you'll get a shiny or you'll catch the Pokérus -- both of which are pretty unlikely and pretty awesome -- and you won't want to write over it because you don't know if it'll ever happen again under non-hack circumstances. I caught a shiny Magikarp.
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blarzgh posted:hot take re: cake dad incoming. Wasn't there a post in this thread that someone was raised that they're highly allergic to chocolate, and it turns out they're fine and their parents just didn't want them to get fat e: yes, except not for weight control, but as a tool to sue a childcare center: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=319&perpage=40#post467883001 bell jar fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Oct 23, 2018 |
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bell jar posted:e: yes, except not for weight control, but as a tool to sue a childcare center: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=319&perpage=40#post467883001 Holy gently caress
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hate hoot posted:Thank you for the swift reply. I must go away now, hat in hand, returning to the search. I hope there's a budding love story with AU Pick. I live for that crap
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bell jar posted:Wasn't there a post in this thread that someone was raised that they're highly allergic to chocolate, and it turns out they're fine and their parents just didn't want them to get fat One of the best posts in the thread.
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:Could pick go for a whole week without posting about herself in this thread? Everything we post is about ourselves.
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bell jar posted:Wasn't there a post in this thread that someone was raised that they're highly allergic to chocolate, and it turns out they're fine and their parents just didn't want them to get fat 
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:i didn't read that one carefully but if it's possible that the mom re-married the dad that's my bet Exactly my thoughts, too. All too common sadly  EDIT: Looks like the original was from Slate, so it's unlikely we'll ever see any kind of update. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Oct 23, 2018 |
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blarzgh posted:hot take re: cake dad incoming. What I found turn up on Google said that they are real, but extremely rare, and it is even rarer to have a life threatening chocolate allergy.
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bell jar posted:Wasn't there a post in this thread that someone was raised that they're highly allergic to chocolate, and it turns out they're fine and their parents just didn't want them to get fat Totally forgot about this one. 
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I lost all my Pokemon and it sucked pretty bad, but there is a point where it's best to make a clean break. There's a point where it's best to enjoy games to your own satisfaction and accept that they end eventually. Yep, it's over. The reason I know it's over is that I have ALL the Pokémon, and have since Soul Silver. look, my list of accomplishments is not long
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