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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Things went downhill the moment the church became wedded to state power instead of being an illegal underground network

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Good going Constantine you piece of poo poo.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Christianity should mix it up a bit, try to appeal to a younger, hipper crowd. Maybe introduce a pantheon again, some kind of sex god maybe?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Arcsquad12 posted:

Good going Constantine you piece of poo poo.

Leave Keanu alone

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


What's up with the picture of the giant squirrel here?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Arcsquad12 posted:

Good going Constantine you piece of poo poo.

:hist101: Constantine only declared religious tolerance throughout the empire. Christianity didn't become the state religion until Theodosius in 380.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Biplane posted:

Christianity should mix it up a bit, try to appeal to a younger, hipper crowd. Maybe introduce a pantheon again, some kind of sex god maybe?

I mean, I am free on sundays I guess, if they want to make the offer they know where I am.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/BruceBartlett/status/1054788112193331200?s=19

https://twitter.com/ZanderKelly30/status/1054814575688855555?s=19

https://twitter.com/dignified_n_old/status/1054822070687858688?s=19


Truly the most galaxy brain take of all time

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Byzantine posted:

:hist101: Constantine only declared religious tolerance throughout the empire. Christianity didn't become the state religion until Theodosius in 380.

Well I mean he did introduce imperial interference into doctrine disputes.

Though to be fair it wasn’t on purpose or at least his original plan.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

hitler understood the concept of dogs and was a dog lover

trump - not sure if he understands what dogs are

berenzen
Jan 23, 2012

Henchman of Santa posted:

Truly the most galaxy brain take of all time

Is he a Nazi that hates Trump? Or is he just someone that thinks that Trump is literally worse than Hitler?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

luxury handset posted:

hitler understood the concept of dogs and was a dog lover

trump - not sure if he understands what dogs are

hitler: loved dogs
trump: unable to look up, like a dog.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Hitler was Vegan before it was cool. Trump eats ketchup steak. smashthestate001. QED.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

berenzen posted:

Is he a Nazi that hates Trump? Or is he just someone that thinks that Trump is literally worse than Hitler?

The latter. Welcome to the resistance.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

zoux posted:

Evangelicals are scared of ouija boards because they think The Exorcist was real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Panfilo posted:

Voodoo and Santeria is conspicuously absent in that list. Guess I'm safe *stabs chicken*

yeah no those belong to the catholic church now. They eased WAY up on local beliefs and allow them to be incorpoated into the church. santeria is huge in hispanic catholic congregations. Voodoo is big in creole / new orlean catholics.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

snergle posted:

yeah no those belong to the catholic church now. They eased WAY up on local beliefs and allow them to be incorpoated into the church. santeria is huge in hispanic catholic congregations. Voodoo is big in creole / new orlean catholics.

The post to which everyone is responding lists rosary beads as a sign of Witchcraft, it was not written by a catholic and the op is one of the many evangelicals who believe the catholic church is satanic in and of itself regardless of the catholic church's stance on santeria

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

They can't get none.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Byzantine posted:

:hist101: Constantine only declared religious tolerance throughout the empire. Christianity didn't become the state religion until Theodosius in 380.

he converted and his rear end-kissers followed suit

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

that's a pretty big misunderstanding about how and why people, particularly lower-income ones, participate in the lottery.

the fact the government used lottery fund money to pay for your education isn't really relevant because the government should do that anyway. it should not, however, take 100k of overwhelmingly lower-income money to pay for like 18k of state-funded education spending.

if the lottery didn't exist, there's not much indication that people would have given their money to 'criminals', and given that the lottery has been around for a long loving time i don't really know why you'd think that anyway because it's not really based on anything.

Tiggum posted:

You seem to be assuming that if there were no legal lotteries then 100% (or at least most) of the money spent on them would be diverted to illegal gambling, but that seems pretty unlikely to me.

I live in rural NC and every year a new illegal lottery + casino is busted in my county or one of the neighbouring counties. A large portion of the money going to the lottery would end up in there hands.

InediblePenguin posted:

The post to which everyone is responding lists rosary beads as a sign of Witchcraft, it was not written by a catholic and the op is one of the many evangelicals who believe the catholic church is satanic in and of itself regardless of the catholic church's stance on santeria

Yeah I know. I was trying to make a joke about how the catholic church lets in anyone to get butts in the seats but im bad at jokes.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

snergle posted:

I live in rural NC ... neighbouring

:raise:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hey @godsprophet6

Come to my yoga studio at 5 pm to get your rear end kicked

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Mak0rz posted:

What's up with the picture of the giant squirrel here?

Its a Giant Squirrel from India. All of the squirrels, especially those rainbowy ones are my friends.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Here, have a LaCroix of IOSM

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Henchman of Santa posted:

The latter. Welcome to the resistance.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Hitler didnt gently caress his daughter.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Hitler: Deformed balls

Trump: Deformed dick

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Zensunni is the only way forward you pieces of filth.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

hawowanlawow posted:

he converted and his rear end-kissers followed suit

Plus he's pretty much the reason Christianity is a militaristic religion

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

PhazonLink posted:

Hitler didnt gently caress his daughter.

As far as we know Trump didn't gently caress his daughter, he's just said that if Ivanka wasn't his daughter he definitely would.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Biplane posted:

hitler: loved dogs
trump: unable to look up, like a dog.



:thunk:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Hitler: Never seen an eclipse

Trump: Can look straight into a eclipse (because he's hotep)

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


snergle posted:

I live in rural NC and every year a new illegal lottery + casino is busted in my county or one of the neighbouring counties. A large portion of the money going to the lottery would end up in there hands.
Would it though? Who are the people buying lottery tickets? How many of them would seek out illegal lotteries to play instead? Legal gambling is a lot more attractive to a lot more people because of factors such as convenience, a perception of fairness, the idea that the profits do some communal good, advertising, etc. You can't just assume that shutting down legal lotteries would move all or even most of the customers over to illegal ones.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Fake picture, Trump needs both hands to grip the cup because they're too tiny on their own.

EDIT: look at the size of Hitler's paws there.

Arc Hammer has a new favorite as of 01:53 on Oct 24, 2018

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Hitler: the mustache that doomed millions
Trump: hair so bad democeacy itself is breathing its last

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

EvilGenius posted:

https://youtu.be/AvxlVUtp2cU

Not entirely sure what the point of this is? People want to optionally opt out of hotel amenities at a reduced price? Couldn't you just go to hotel without those amenities?

I know that this is a stupid STDH/Share If This Made You Laugh movie but it bothers me that it starts by undermining the entire point. It starts by specifically stating that the old lady wanted to treat herself by staying in an expensive hotel, which implies that she is a aware that she is in a special place that offers more beyond the standard, cheaper experience.
It would be a better joke/story if she checked into the hotel thinking it was a regular, inexpensive one and the owner was trying to swindle her into paying a lot.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Tarantula posted:

Zensunni is the only way forward you pieces of filth.

Orange Catholic Bible or Bust.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

PhazonLink posted:

Hitler didnt gently caress his daughter.

He probably raped his niece, though. :smith:

Also, of course Warren's blood test is in keeping with her family's oral history of having one Native ancestor a while back, and it's been documented that she never received any scholarships or other opportunities designated for Natives, but gently caress facts, right?

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 05:33 on Oct 24, 2018

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Buddy_Cthulhu
Jun 10, 2005


quote:

Do people really not work OT anymore or something? Does no one work mandatory OT anymore or something? I mean really a measly 10 or 20 hours over a normal week and people are up in arms? What happened to work ethic my god...I dont even know what to say to this poo poo anymore, except this is a 1st worl problem honestly. Be glad you even get paid fair wages, be glad you get paid for OT at most places or bonuses if not, christ my grandmother worked 2 jobs during the week, and a 3rd job on the weekends, just to raise her kids and be poor. My dad worked 2 jobs and on friday-sunday 24 hours straight because of OT and commuting just to put a roof over mine and my sisters head. Me i work 6-7 days a week 12 hours a day 6-9 months outta the year. I could go on and on, and that isn’t some “oh my god we are being driven to drink and lose our families and minds” blah blah blah. Man up for fucks sake.

I, for one, am proud to be undervalued and worked like a dog, like my father, and his father before him. Its you weaklings being paid fairly for working reasonable hours and suggesting that its not right to treat people like pack mules that are wrong.

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