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I actually had to look up whether this was real or not. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Monopoly-for-Millennials-Board-Game-Ages-8/311429770 ""Money doesn't always buy a great time, but experiences, whether they're good -- or weird -- last forever. The Monopoly for Millennials game celebrates just that. Instead of collecting as much cash as possible, players are challenged to rack up the most Experiences to win. Travel around the gameboard discovering and visiting cool places to eat, shop, and relax. Interact with other players via Chance and Community Chest cards, (which are super relatable). And players don't pay rent -- they visit one another, earning more Experience points. This board game is a great way to bring a fun and relaxed vibe to a party or casual get-together." guillotine Mr Monopoly MONOPOLY FOR MILLENNIALS GAME: Adulting is hard; take a break from the rat race with this edition of the Monopoly game PARTY BOARD GAME: This Monopoly game is a great choice for Millennials who need a break from the life of adulting; great for parties and get-togethers CHOOSE COOL PLACES AND DESTINATIONS: Collect Experience points by visiting the hottest Destinations -- from your Friend's Couch, to the Vegan Bistro, to a Week-Long Meditation Retreat SET THE TREND: Collect money from players who visit the Destinations you discovered first IT'S ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE: In this version of the Monopoly game, the player who collects the most Experience -- not the most money -- wins the game" "In a bid to appeal to millennials, Hasbro recently announced several changes to the iconic board game Monopoly, including replacing the thimble game piece and dropping the concept of property ownership from the gameplay. "We've found that players aged 30 and under no longer identify with certain elements of the game," explained Michael Borowitz, Hasbro Games' Vice President of Marketing. "Especially with concepts more relevant to earlier eras, like the 1930s-era thimble token or the possibility of upward social mobility."
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"Not being able to own property" and "Being shut out of upward mobility" is literally what monopoly was about to begin with
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 17:26 |
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Azathoth posted:https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/peanut-butter-and-mayonnaise-sandwiches-were-a-thing-in-the there were a lotta foodcrimes that the advertising industry perpetrated when canned food became a thing in postwar america it's where broccoli casserole came from
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 17:27 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:there were a lotta foodcrimes that the advertising industry perpetrated when canned food became a thing in postwar america Naturally there's a twitter that collects them: https://twitter.com/70s_party I read an explanation somewhere that in the 40's and 50's a bunch of advertisers realized that "America" was taking shape as a core identity for a lot of people but unlike a lot of other cultures we didn't really have our own native food - everything we'd consider "American" came here with immigrants. Naturally they figured the first corporation to invent such a native food that everyone loved would make tons of money as it would get tied into patriotism and stuff, so they all set out on bizarre food recommendations trying to convince people to use their products in weird ways and hoping one of them stuck as a core "American" dish.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 17:32 |
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the funny thing is we actually did have a cuisines in america, in fact the industrialization of agriculture and the world wars p much wiped them out here's a good book on it the exact same thing happened in england, which they've been trying to reclaim lately with stuff like the great british bake-off
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 17:45 |
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Looks like jizz, smells like farts. Mayo is actually the perfect food.
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fart store posted:Looks like jizz, smells like farts. Mayo is actually the perfect food. Had to double check this wasn't a cumshitter post.
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Azathoth posted:https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/peanut-butter-and-mayonnaise-sandwiches-were-a-thing-in-the Both peanut butter and mayo they use look wrong. Especially the milk-white mayo. What the hell is this poo poo? Is this how mayonnaise is in America? Try that with proper ingredients, idiots. Get Calve peanut butter and some mayo with actual eggs in it!
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:21 |
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Paladinus posted:Both peanut butter and mayo they use look wrong. Especially the milk-white mayo. What the hell is this poo poo? Is this how mayonnaise is in America? Try that with proper ingredients, idiots. Get Calve peanut butter and some mayo with actual eggs in it! Whipping egg makes it white, idk what to tell you
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:27 |
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I went to the Hellmann's website to see where eggs were in the ingredients (third, behind oil and water) and came away with a fun new ~mayo hack~
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Shame Boy posted:Naturally there's a twitter that collects them: Arguably one of the most revolting things ITT
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:31 |
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Shame Boy posted:Whipping egg makes it white, idk what to tell you The oil you mix in makes it yellow usually. It also oxidizes yellow over time. Homemade mayo is simple and delicious and does look different. I wouldnt put it on peanutbutter like a loving monster though.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:32 |
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Oh man the Hellmann's website has what appears to be unfiltered commentsquote:What happened /changed ? that great flavor is gone
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:33 |
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Hellman's is awful tasteless crap, no wonder a lot of people don't like mayo in the states
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:35 |
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Holy poo poo are people mad about mayoquote:Boo quote:Nightmare on elm street/chucky quote:Not the same what happened?!?!?!? quote:Where is my REAL Hellmann's? There's hundreds of these lmao
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:37 |
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Heinz do better mayo and Hellmans do better ketchup. It's weird.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:38 |
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I know an old who was bemoaning that he couldnt get hellmans here on the west coast. Then he found it it's just best foods regionally and it blew his 65 year old mind. He'd been eating best foods for years begrudging how it wasnt as good.
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I started this job a few months ago and upon arrival did a somewhat simple if incredibly fiddly bit of scripting (still way beyond anyone else here considering it is not a tech/engineering place whatsoever!) and thus took a task they were doing in 5-6 hours of labor and reduced it to maybe 1-2 hours. Now they are talking about maybe hiring an outsourced company in the Philippines somewhere to do that task as it has been so simplified. I feel some type of way about this. Like gently caress you don't use my poo poo to enable your outsourcing wtf hire some college kid to do it. Moridin920 has issued a correction as of 18:47 on Oct 24, 2018 |
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quote:BETRAYED!!! How are these people real
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:44 |
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Bombadilillo posted:I know an old who was bemoaning that he couldnt get hellmans here on the west coast. As someone who lived on the West Coast and moved east, t's not like the jingles were much different either, they literally just swap "Best Foods" and "Hellmans."
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:46 |
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Also every one-star review has a very thread-appropriate low-effort response:quote:Response from Hellmann’s® : I love that they didn't even set up a custom customer service email for the brand, it's just the generic Unilever one
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:49 |
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Moridin920 posted:I started this job a few months ago and upon arrival did a somewhat simple if incredibly fiddly bit of scripting (still way beyond anyone else here considering it is not a tech/engineering place whatsoever!) and thus took a task they were doing in 5-6 hours of labor and reduced it to maybe 1-2 hours. Now they are talking about maybe hiring an outsourced company in the Philippines somewhere to do that task as it has been so simplified. gj doing such a good job you obsoleted yourself so a corporation keeps more profit
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:12 |
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How to weep the weepy weep way
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:17 |
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Love being reminded of this fact
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Millennials crave condescension and love labels and stereotypes. You know it would have been awesome if instead they'd doubled down on the original intent of the game, pointing out how terrible and stupid capitalism is. Put a fresh edge on it instead of just painting the board like a nightclub and going "ooh widduw miwweniaw want a latte? Baby wikey yoga?" e: The participation medal on the box art makes me realize this is for dumb boomers to gag-gift each other. Good job intentionally alienating the only customer base you'll have in ten years, I guess. fart store has issued a correction as of 19:28 on Oct 24, 2018 |
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Shame Boy posted:"Not being able to own property" and "Being shut out of upward mobility" is literally what monopoly was about to begin with Now that people are actually more likely than ever to take the critique of capitalism seriously, the ruling class must go to new lengths to reformulate its flaws as strengths, including even dumb board games.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:28 |
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got any sevens posted:gj doing such a good job you obsoleted yourself so a corporation keeps more profit gently caress lol
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:28 |
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Shame Boy posted:"Not being able to own property" and "Being shut out of upward mobility" is literally what monopoly was about to begin with I met someone yesterday via work whose bio on their webpage said they wanted to be a real estate investor since the age of 8 because Monopoly was their favorite game.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:29 |
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Moridin920 posted:I met someone yesterday via work whose bio on their webpage said they wanted to be a real estate investor since the age of 8 because Monopoly was their favorite game. ever since I played monopoly at age 8 and felt the thrill of crushing those poorer than me I have wanted to become a real estate investor
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:36 |
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scooby doo taught me that real estate developers are lying scum
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:41 |
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Bombadilillo posted:The oil you mix in makes it yellow usually. It also oxidizes yellow over time. Homemade mayo is simple and delicious and does look different. I always figured hellmans and other store mayos are white because they didn't include the yolks, prob to cut down on the saturated fat or some bullshit
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:46 |
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Mordor She Wrote posted:"Especially with concepts more relevant to earlier eras, like the 1930s-era thimble token or the possibility of upward social mobility." Holy gently caress this makes me so goddamned mad.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:51 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:scooby doo taught me that real estate developers are lying scum Scooby Doo taught many, many good lessons. Humans eating dog biscuits is the one real outlier
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The Bloop posted:Scooby Doo taught many, many good lessons.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 20:25 |
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First, those "dog biscuits" were obviously full of weed. Two, that's a pretty good comic.
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Moridin920 posted:I started this job a few months ago and upon arrival did a somewhat simple if incredibly fiddly bit of scripting (still way beyond anyone else here considering it is not a tech/engineering place whatsoever!) and thus took a task they were doing in 5-6 hours of labor and reduced it to maybe 1-2 hours. Now they are talking about maybe hiring an outsourced company in the Philippines somewhere to do that task as it has been so simplified. Dude. You should have kept your mouth shut I did the same thing at a video post production job. I automated 8 hours of work to 1 hour a night, with like extremely basic terminal stuff. The rest of the time I spent reading books, smoking weed on the roof, and learning more programming. It was awesome except for all the poo poo that sucked rear end about working there. I even took on other freelance jobs on the clock lol
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mycomancy posted:First, those "dog biscuits" were obviously full of weed. Two, I agree. One, I thought the joke was that the Mystery Machine itself was consistently full of weed and that the munchies were high and Shaggy's standards were low
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The XKCD Larper posted:Dude. You should have kept your mouth shut
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Moridin920 posted:I started this job a few months ago and upon arrival did a somewhat simple if incredibly fiddly bit of scripting (still way beyond anyone else here considering it is not a tech/engineering place whatsoever!) and thus took a task they were doing in 5-6 hours of labor and reduced it to maybe 1-2 hours. Now they are talking about maybe hiring an outsourced company in the Philippines somewhere to do that task as it has been so simplified. No way out. Don't tell your bosses about your automation. If you have nothing to do, pretend like you're working. Or just ask your boss to pretend you're working and go home for the day.
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got any sevens posted:once you go black
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