Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Brinty posted:

As someone who paints like trash, please put love and care into your little mans to make them look nice, even if you're not very good.

# ? Oct 24, 2018 16:22

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# ? May 18, 2024 10:57

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Indolent Bastard posted:

This needs a third panel that has a dreadnought with titties.

# ? Oct 24, 2018 16:27

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Death thread is back. Good job pestering the mods, you nerds.

You're welcome, fellow nerd.

# ? Oct 24, 2018 17:59

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Confused

He looks like Kevin Bacon.

# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:09

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

goatface posted:

He looks like Kevin Bacon.

Oh my god now I can�t unsee it

# ? Oct 24, 2018 18:36

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Taintrunner posted:

Oh my god now I can�t unsee it

Curse you both, I looked at it again and sure enough, Kevin Bacon.

# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:08

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

goatface posted:

He looks like Kevin Bacon.

I originally thought the guy from The Cramps but nope you�re right. Kevin bacon necron.

# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:26

grassy gnoll: Aug 27, 2006; The pawsting business is tough work.

I bet you can actually play Six Degrees of C'tan Bacon with anything in 40k.

# ? Oct 24, 2018 19:30

Madurai: Jun 26, 2012

grassy gnoll posted:

I bet you can actually play Six Degrees of C'tan Bacon with anything in 40k.

C'tan Bacon is now canon

# ? Oct 24, 2018 20:32

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Madurai posted:

C'tan Bacon is now canon

I am okay with this

goatface posted:

He looks like Kevin Bacon.

does kevin bacon like mayo?

# ? Oct 25, 2018 00:12

Brinty: Aug 4, 2012

Indolent Bastard posted:

This is good and cute, I just wish I could feel it Mr. Dreadnaut, I'm sorry for failing you and feeling bad about my own plastic mans, even the ones I put lots of efforts into.

# ? Oct 25, 2018 01:05

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

Brinty posted:

This is good and cute, I just wish I could feel it Mr. Dreadnaut, I'm sorry for failing you and feeling bad about my own plastic mans, even the ones I put lots of efforts into.

Insecurity can foster self improvement. Never feel complete or you'll never change. Self care doesn't mean over assessing your wanting qualities! -Helbrute of the stream

# ? Oct 26, 2018 13:35

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Some Fillet Ones:

# ? Oct 27, 2018 19:59

Chiwie: Oct 21, 2010; DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Confused

Oh papa

Wrong thread

# ? Oct 28, 2018 11:19

Team_q: Jul 30, 2007

Slavicron makes me laugh every time.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 13:55

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Chiwie posted:

Wrong thread

I think the terminator fits since he should be in white scar livery.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 15:38

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Not really unspirational, but it's both delightful and a little weird

# ? Oct 31, 2018 14:15

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Nebalebadingdong posted:

Not really unspirational, but it's both delightful and a little weird

Hero Quest barbarian and old GW Skeletons. Used to own both and maybe still do somewhere!

# ? Oct 31, 2018 14:44

Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Nebalebadingdong posted:

Not really unspirational, but it's both delightful and a little weird

# ? Oct 31, 2018 14:49

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

Indolent Bastard posted:

Want to watch this buff man take on all those spiky bois

# ? Oct 31, 2018 15:26

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Ugleb posted:

Hero Quest barbarian and old GW Skeletons. Used to own both and maybe still do somewhere!

That's a Heroscape tree too.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 17:20

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Indolent Bastard posted:

drat you beat me to it

Now I'm gonna beat to it

# ? Oct 31, 2018 17:46

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Moola posted:

drat you beat me to it

Now I'm gonna beat to it

Wrong thread for that.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 19:12

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

# ? Oct 31, 2018 22:21

Bliss Authority: Jul 6, 2011; I'm not saying it was witches

but it was witches

Nebalebadingdong posted:

Not really unspirational, but it's both delightful and a little weird

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

# ? Nov 1, 2018 00:38

Chiwie: Oct 21, 2010; DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

Nebalebadingdong posted:

Wrong thread.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 02:36

Foolster41: Aug 2, 2013; "It's a non-speaking role"

Nebalebadingdong posted:

"And now it's time for you to die! Yaaaaay!"

# ? Nov 1, 2018 03:29

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

I can't tell if I like it or not.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:30

Kaza42: Oct 3, 2013; Blood and Souls and all that

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I can't tell if I like it or not.

No lovingly sculpted butt cheeks, 0/10

# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:37

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

thick thighs purge heretics

# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:38

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

I like it. Nice execution helps; that's good verdigris.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:40

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Kaza42 posted:

No lovingly sculpted butt cheeks, 0/10

Those calves tho.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 23:41

SteelMentor: Oct 15, 2012; TOXIC

A fine Custode.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 01:13

Ilor: Feb 2, 2008; That's a crit.

That's my problem with 80+% of the stuff GW has released since AoS started: the "heroic" body proportions (and incongruously tiny heads) just make the miniatures look chunky and ridiculous. Sigmarines are by far the worst, but the Custodes, Eschers, and Orlocks all have gigantic calves that dwarf their heads. And weird feet. I can forgive this in the Goliaths because let's face it, they're basically 'roided-up mutants. But for the other ranges they just end up looking silly to me. Even most of the new Blood Bowl stuff has been super-thicc.

I was actually pleasantly surprised to see that the new Cawdor minis were scrawny and gangly-lookin'.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 01:19

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

AndyElusive posted:

Those calves tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dVyu-I3KtM&t=44s

# ? Nov 2, 2018 05:00

Mugaaz: Mar 1, 2008; WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME JUSTICE WARRIOR ON EVERY FORUM

Failson posted:

I like it. Nice execution helps; that's good verdigris.

I like it too, but the verdigris on here looks awful imo.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 06:15

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Fun calves fact of the day: back in the 17th century, big, shapely calves were considered very manly and handsome, and if you were a big manly man, you wore tight hose to show off your calves. This led some who were challenged in the calves department to purchase fake calf inlays to wear underneath their hose.

E: Also, the Swedes, as they went rampaging through Germany during the 30 years war, were considered weird and backwards since they wore straight pants that didn't show off their calves.

# ? Nov 2, 2018 10:00

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer