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https://twitter.com/unity3d/status/1054995969249603584 Star citizen good Taxxe : 
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TheAgent posted:its a completely archaic system that was supposed to be updated with the mainline 3.0 update ("orgs" or whatever it was called, that was supposed to link the game to spectrum or something) I think it's hilarious that the 3.0 Jesus Patch, which was a year late, still isn't completely here. Great fuckin' management skills there, Chris. Way to nail those estimates
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Oct 24, 2018 18:01
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TheAgent posted:but but but what about 3.4, its already the end of october and it looks like 3.3 won't even hit the PU by then, maybe November so like what the gently caress man Wow! we added so many extra features like new haircuts, and door improvements to 3.3.5 that we have decided to rename it 3.4 to do it justice. Unfortunately, we also had some issues with the gameplay at the new planet so that had to be pushed back to 4.1. Also, there is a new anti-carrier ship for sale! reddit: gently caress yeah! You guys rock! Have some extra money.
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Oct 24, 2018 18:04
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Dementropy posted:Motherboard: 'Star Citizen' Says Its Advanced Face Tracking Tech Isn't Feature Creep Oh, this bit got me good. quote:Chris Roberts [Star Citizen director and founder of developer Cloud Imperium Games] reached out and said, ‘By the end of the year, I want to see that face actually talking to me.’” That one sentence speaks volumes about his management style. No questioning the devs as to what is realisticly possible. No discussion of limitiations. Just "Do it". And of course, the devs do what they can, and the management prioritize FOIP because CR says he wants it by the end of the year, so everything else can go hang. Also lulz worthy... quote:Despite that, the company is taking pre-orders. Again, keep in mind that these are pre-orders for a camera for a game that doesn't exist yet. So, taking preorders for a camera that doesn't exist yet for a game that doesn't exist yet. And... quote:There’s a lot of good research that suggests facial expressions are a big part of human communication, and that the lack of them helps foster the online hellworld we all live in daily. Nope, that's just the anonimity. People will still be jerkwads with FIOP. Hell, it will provide them with an extra avenue to be a jerkward. They nail it with the final sentence though. quote:It’s possible that dedication and belief in the dream of Star Citizen, rather than its reality, is what keeps them polite and pleasant. They’re all part of the same club, waiting on the promise of exploring the stars while they make faces at each other in corridors. Maybe it will be a nice place to hang out, assuming it ever releases. Hey, no comments section! How will Joe Blobbers rush to the defense?
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Oct 24, 2018 18:05
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TheAgent posted:guys guys hear me out I keep falsifying because it's what I do. Constantly ask the question, 'where does it go from here to be a viable product'? It's one of the reasons I get stuck on the core tech, because that's the thing that will make or break the game, not the amount of cargo one geegaw can carry over another. But this is currently a space game without a flight model, and I really can't get past that. I mean, they're actually struggling to put together an FPS shooter in an FPS engine now. That's actually _worse_ than where they were in 2016. his nibs posted:Googled GG Allin, regretted that decision Trap sprung.  Analogy was solid, though, huh? trucutru posted:Clovis is not there, the 3.3 patch only includes the OCS stuff and the new ships. All the content comes with 3.3.5. any day now. You can quote the poo poo out of this. Football tossed, don't worry citizens, next patch fixes spaceflight!
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Oct 24, 2018 18:08
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Peter.Quint posted:The only viable argument for having criminal erotic gameplay in Star Citizen is to laugh at B'Tak's reaction to it. This meme makes me  every time.
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Oct 24, 2018 18:15
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Foo Diddley posted:I think it's hilarious that the 3.0 Jesus Patch, which was a year late, still isn't completely here. Great fuckin' management skills there, Chris. Way to nail those estimates
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Oct 24, 2018 18:19
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TheAgent posted:stream it so the world can see the amazing AAA experience of frequent crashes and absolutely nothing to do but make our own "fun" Wait a second, yeah. Wasn't the whole point of the split between 3.3 and '3.3.5' so that they could still get the patch out roughly in line with their quarterly release dates despite citizencon? Wasn't 3.3 supposed to be out like... weeks ago? Did they just go "hey the PTU is open to all backers, woo we hit our date bay bee"
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Oct 24, 2018 18:25
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Hav posted:
Aye indeed. I keep forgetting that when considering the psyche of the citizen, I am stepping into a world of the unwell.
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Oct 24, 2018 18:27
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I love how they just keep soldiering on with the version numbers, with no relation in any way to progress they've made. It's like a guy in an asylum who just keeps counting. "2.0 - 2.1 - 2.2 - 2.3" "Jerry? Your mom is here to see you, isn't that nice?" "3.0 - 3.1..." "Jerry? She brought ice cream. I have a spoon for you. Jerry?" "3.2 - 3.3 - 3.4"
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Oct 24, 2018 18:34
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Beet Goblin posted:Wait a second, yeah. Wasn't the whole point of the split between 3.3 and '3.3.5' so that they could still get the patch out roughly in line with their quarterly release dates despite citizencon? Wasn't 3.3 supposed to be out like... weeks ago? Did they just go "hey the PTU is open to all backers, woo we hit our date bay bee" they'll look at the 80fps or whatever they are getting while being alone in a small room and proclaim the game is basically done, now the pipelines will kick in like they were supposed to in 2015 and really haven't we all enjoyed our money's worth already
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Oct 24, 2018 18:36
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It kinda sucks how Star Citizen cultists attempt to throw shade at all the companies out there who are actually accomplishing things. It's a funny dumpster fire, but it's also an extraordinarily irritating false prophet. Every time someone comes up with something, these fuckers are all over it, explaining why Star Citizen did it first/better/idea was stolen from them/whatever the gently caress. It's always wrong, and it always sucks. It might be one of the worst facets of this, and it's an aspect I certainly won't miss.
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Oct 24, 2018 18:37
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Like everything CIG does, when the city planet comes out it's going to be a broken piece of poo poo. I can't wait to see it in action.
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Oct 24, 2018 18:40
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TheAgent posted:oh yeah wow so glad they spent so much time on this grouping system that works 100% of the time and is so easy to use Typical Citizen: "My fist in your FACE! That's a feature, creep!"
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Oct 24, 2018 18:51
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It's easy to be the best if you compare stuff other people have already accomplished to stuff you've decided to accomplish some day, maybe.
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Oct 24, 2018 18:52
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megane posted:It's easy to be the best if you compare stuff other people have already accomplished to stuff you've decided to accomplish some day, maybe. I had a much better post that completely refuted this, and sent you crying to momma, but it's in development. Just give it a couple of months and you'll rue the day.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:01
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Scruffpuff posted:It kinda sucks how Star Citizen cultists attempt to throw shade at all the companies out there who are actually accomplishing things. It's a funny dumpster fire, but it's also an extraordinarily irritating false prophet. Every time someone comes up with something, these fuckers are all over it, explaining why Star Citizen did it first/better/idea was stolen from them/whatever the gently caress. It's always wrong, and it always sucks. It might be one of the worst facets of this, and it's an aspect I certainly won't miss. I think it's funny, actually. Star Citizen's trying to be every game at once, yeah? And no other game can ever do anything better than Star Citizen. Therefore, there is no game anywhere that a citizen can allow himself to enjoy, because that would mean that it did something better than Star Citizen I have a little chuckle about this every time I think of SC when I'm playing some other, working, fun video game
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Oct 24, 2018 19:01
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Foo Diddley posted:I think it's funny, actually. Star Citizen's trying to be every game at once, yeah? And no other game can ever do anything better than Star Citizen. Therefore, there is no game anywhere that a citizen can allow himself to enjoy, because that would mean that it did something better than Star Citizen I think what gets me about it is that the lie is so obvious. Chris has a history of this that's actually documented, not just hearsay. You can watch him doing the same thing for his entire career, note for note. It's all right here in front of us. They even let us download the code and try to run it. The lies are right out there, out in the open, CIG points to them and says "THIS IS THE BEST" and the lie just ... works?!? You can just point to a thing, say it's not that thing, and people will just roll over? It's like they're another species.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:10
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Scruffpuff posted:I think what gets me about it is that the lie is so obvious. Chris has a history of this that's actually documented, not just hearsay. You can watch him doing the same thing for his entire career, note for note. It's all right here in front of us. They even let us download the code and try to run it. The lies are right out there, out in the open, CIG points to them and says "THIS IS THE BEST" and the lie just ... works?!? You can just point to a thing, say it's not that thing, and people will just roll over? It's like they're another species. I don't know if you've been paying attention to America for the last 2 years but this is kind of a broad trend --- How about that ship security? https://gfycat.com/EducatedSnarlingIchthyosaurs
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Oct 24, 2018 19:15
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For old time's sake does anyone have one of the (really bad) graphs from like 2 years ago with the lines showing SC vs other games with "long" development time you can post? 2 years ago we were laughing about dev time! Man, I was bummed when the Ouya went out with a wet fart and the thread died but it was replaced with the gift that keeps on giving.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:17
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Sarsapariller posted:I don't know if you've been paying attention to America for the last 2 years but this is kind of a broad trend Yeah, I don't like veering into political territory because it's a touchy subject for some, but it really is a very good parallel. It's the kind of thing where the only way we're going to ever snap out of it an a society is if enough children die walking in front of buses because someone in authority told them it was harmless. We really need a hardcore reboot of the "think for yourself" movement.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:18
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teh_Broseph posted:For old time's sake does anyone have one of the (really bad) graphs from like 2 years ago with the lines showing SC vs other games with "long" development time you can post? I only have the one I made, based on actual development times… 
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Oct 24, 2018 19:19
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Sarsapariller posted:I don't know if you've been paying attention to America for the last 2 years but this is kind of a broad trend Yeah, I was gonna say this but decided it was just too depressing. Anyway, how 'bout them video games?
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Oct 24, 2018 19:25
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Reading Sarsaparilla's post makes me wonder if getting the cheapest ship would be worth it just to see in person how hosed this game is.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:29
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a mysterious cloak posted:Reading Sarsaparilla's post makes me wonder if getting the cheapest ship would be worth it just to see in person how hosed this game is. its better to let us dumb people stream it for you, because any and all enjoyment of loving around in this garbage universe is gone after about half a hour
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Oct 24, 2018 19:31
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like really the only reason I bought a game package was because people kept saying "BUT YOU DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS ISSUES" so I thought okay, fair enough and really, the game is loving broken in almost any and every fundamental way and continues to be that way across every single loving "major" patch I've played the last 2 years
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Oct 24, 2018 19:33
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a mysterious cloak posted:Reading Sarsaparilla's post makes me wonder if getting the cheapest ship would be worth it just to see in person how hosed this game is. 
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Oct 24, 2018 19:34
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a mysterious cloak posted:Reading Sarsaparilla's post makes me wonder if getting the cheapest ship would be worth it just to see in person how hosed this game is. No. Honestly, the thing about Star Citizen is that yes it's broken and results in funny bugs, but honestly it's so loving boring 99% of the time, and so much work to even get to the parts where something funny might happen, that it's just not worth it.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:35
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Like it's hard to really express how loving boring and aggressively unfun Star Citizen is, honestly.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:36
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a mysterious cloak posted:Reading Sarsaparilla's post makes me wonder if getting the cheapest ship would be worth it just to see in person how hosed this game is. Nope. Besides there's free fly weekends. There will prolly be another one along the ship
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Oct 24, 2018 19:36
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 the good poo poo e- really thebulbasaurs response is amazing, im pretty sure the op is a goon running deep ops alpha tango bravo over niner deep charlie i am a go for tango
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Oct 24, 2018 19:37
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even merlin here didn't understand that the mustang has been and continued to be broken regarding "cargo" delivery missions since their inception and that even its rework continues to be broken most backers have up their pretty ships they've spent a lot of money on and try to load them up with silly things or try and get 20 people into one as a "AH HA GOTCHA" moment when we say poo poo doesn't work and really their whole motivation is desperately trying to show off the "fun" of some of the most basic and broken mechanics I've ever seen in a multiplayer game
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Oct 24, 2018 19:38
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Beet Goblin posted:Like it's hard to really express how loving boring and aggressively unfun Star Citizen is, honestly. If people really want to try this poo poo out, and can't be bothered to sit and wait for a free weekend, go !raffle whore on one of those idiots streams. Get gifted a package, and try to laugh while you mess with the soul crushing broken disaster that is the 'game'.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:38
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seriously you could probably post something like "I want to show the goons how wrong they are" and get gifted a package these people are desperate for any validation and, well, are pretty easy suckers when it comes to parting with their money I could probably fleece hundreds of thousands from them if I put in the effort, but it seems like a lot of work for not a whole lot of return
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Oct 24, 2018 19:41
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hell you had people going "I think BettysBigTits is a scam, but I still sent them some stuff just in case" and then you realize these are the people giving chris roberts $30m a year and it all starts to make loving sense how CIG has lasted this long
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Oct 24, 2018 19:44
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TheAgent posted:seriously you could probably post something like "I want to show the goons how wrong they are" and get gifted a package I've been tempted to do that, but I can't even manage the effort to sign up for reddit. gently caress the whole project. Easier to just sit back and laugh.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:45
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TheAgent posted:seriously you could probably post something like "I want to show the goons how wrong they are" and get gifted a package Hobold posted:If people really want to try this poo poo out, and can't be bothered to sit and wait for a free weekend, go !raffle whore on one of those idiots streams. Get gifted a package, and try to laugh while you mess with the soul crushing broken disaster that is the 'game'. This is a good plan. Get a grief mobile AND get a citizen to give more money to CIG. Do this.
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Oct 24, 2018 19:46
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big nipples big life posted:This is a good plan. Get a grief mobile AND get a citizen to give more money to CIG. Do this. is this praxis?
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