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Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Memes are making us overweight, according to researchers

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That headline should say, “After Driver Dumps His Load.” Mabye “drops.” Shoots doesn’t quite work. If you’re going to go for it, go for it. Stop this half-assed bullshit.

Edit:
Driver’s Massive Balls Choke Seattle Street
Trucker Wrecks Local Neighborhood with His Balls of Steel
Etc.

Driver Busts Load, Exposes Balls To City

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Besesoth posted:

Driver Busts Load, Exposes Balls To City

That would also have been acceptable.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Calling those balls "large" is really a bit much.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Calling those balls "large" is really a bit much.

Nobody likes a showoff.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Those are less than average? This is disturbing.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Those are less than average? This is disturbing.

Are there a lot of domestic livestock posting here? There used to be that Josh Boruff guy but I think he moved to twitter

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011
Do livestock have particularly big balls?

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

GrossMurpel posted:

Do livestock have particularly big balls?

What does your heart tell you?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

What does your heart tell you?

Thump thump thump thump?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

What does your heart tell you?
"Eat less red meat"

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

AlbieQuirky posted:

Thump thump thump thump?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Splicer posted:

"Eat less red meat"

You're one of them aren't you?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1054555035147886593

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



The only thought in my head is that I need my crowbar now

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

The only thought in my head is that I need my crowbar now

Ayup. Watch your heads boys.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
That got dark fast

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

That's a good kitty.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
"Sadly, there was only one thing Officer Gauthier hated more than murder: cats."

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
The cat did it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-beaver-couple-tree-yacht-muritz-elde-a8597841.html

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Splicer posted:

The cat did it.

They grow up so fast.

https://www.theonion.com/kitten-thinks-of-nothing-but-murder-all-day-1819588260

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This is amazing

A mom in NJ stopped a school shooting in Kentucky

https://mobile.twitter.com/njdotcom/status/1054381896480837633

quote:

On Wednesday morning, New Jersey woman Koebere Bull received a Facebook message from a 20-year-old man named Dylan Jarrell, from Kentucky, who wanted her children to die because they are black.
“(He was) basically repeating himself about hoping my children would die and be hung because they’re black. It was definitely racially motivated, ‘you and your monkey children’ and using the ‘n’ word a lot,” she told Kentucky station WKYT

That call put police on his street just in the nick of time. Kentucky State Police, not using his name, told reporters the 20 year old was pulling out of his driveway with hundreds of rounds of ammunition and a detailed plan of attack on two school districts - Anderson County Schools and Shelby County Public Schools.

Mr Ice Cream Glove has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Oct 24, 2018

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This is amazing

A mom in NJ stopped a school shooting in Kentucky

https://mobile.twitter.com/njdotcom/status/1054381896480837633

gently caress yes, good for her.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/24/blackpool-police-hunt-suspect-who-looks-like-ross-from-friends

I'd say he was stealing those cans to share with his

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Is... is that a gang tag? It should be.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Am I missing it or is the uk not allowed to name the location of the crime for some dumb reason

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

No dumb rules, just bad reporting. The corresponding BBC article has the address and photos of the store.


Man spent dead neighbour's £6,000 on pizza
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45837991

Over two years he used the details to buy almost £6,000 worth of pizza from Dominos. Every day, he bought a nine-inch pepperoni pizza with anchovies and two cans of juice to be delivered to his own address in the same block of flats.

The staff at the pizza company were so used to this that they referred to him as the "Fish Guy".


Many crimes happening here.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

quote:

Schwimmer starred in Friends from 1994 until its finale in 2004.

It is not known whether the Emmy-nominated star has visited the Lancashire seaside resort, known for its Pleasure Beach and annual illuminations.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

When apprehended, he reiterated his lone defense of his actions: "THEY WERE ON A CRATE!"

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

You can't jump to judgement on the can thief; he could have some real problems. How's his career? His personal finances? His romantic life? Hell, maybe he needs an expensive car repair. We just don't know.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

How's his career? His personal finances? His romantic life? Hell, maybe he needs an expensive car repair.

:golfclap:

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Now that's what I call journalism.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

You can't jump to judgement on the can thief; he could have some real problems. How's his career? His personal finances? His romantic life? Hell, maybe he needs an expensive car repair. We just don't know.

Subtle. Took me a bit.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Man burns library books: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article220462715.html

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

The judge should sentence that guy to write a check directly to the publisher for the replacement books.

Memo: "Gay Agenda"

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

The judge should sentence that guy to write a check directly to the publisher for the replacement books.

Memo: "Gay Agenda"

I'm a librarian, minus the memo that's what's going to happen more or less. The library is going to charge him all the replacement fees.

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

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