Snow Cone Capone posted:

I seriously challenge anyone to find me a more late 80's/early 90's-looking still from a movie/tv show

simplefish posted:

Dear Doobie,

Thank you for your correspondence.

As you know, we at the United Federation of Planets Bureau of Start-up Occupations receive many requests for land allocation every day. As worthy as these cases may be, it is not always possible to locate them upon Earth due to limited land to allocate.

A Qualified Case Officer has reviewed your request, and after deliberation with Senior Colleagues has reached the following decision:

START-UP NOT ACCEPTED FOR EARTH
MEAT-BASED EATERY UNPROVEN IN REGION SELECTED
RECOMMEND RELOCATION TO COLONIAL JURISDICTION

With regret, the auditor's decision is final, and there is no Appeals Process.

However, we note that in this case, the auditor has recommended relocation.

We currently have vacancies in allocation for a MEAT-BASED EATERY in the system of ALGENON, specifically on ALGENON IV.

If you would like to apply for reconsideration of your business' establishment on ALGENON IV, please complete form PY6-XX130 (attached) with a letter stating your case for Colonial Re-Location, along with form XN2-6609 explaining why you think your business would flourish on and benefit the [1ST] wave of colonists to ALGENON IV.

Further forms may require completion and submission at the Auditor General's discretion.

Your co-operation is appreciated in this matter.

With best regards,


BAD FRO'GGER

Auditor General
United Federation of Planets
Bureau of Start-up Occupations

HD DAD posted:

I had a babysitter circa ‘90 that looked a lot like her

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'm not going to lie, I would be very happy if all of the current Star Trek shows got canceled. As much as I like Patrick Stewart, the premise of his show sounds horrible. Discovery squandered whatever goodwill I had with regard to the new shows.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Tighclops posted:

Like they only made Voyager to prop up UPN and look how that turned out, have we all learned nothing

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I seriously challenge anyone to find me a more late 80's/early 90's-looking still from a movie/tv show

Al Borland Corpse posted:

It's well written, don't confuse the writing with the trainwreck lives of Dan Harmon and R&M superfans

JediTalentAgent posted:

I don't think Picard should have a comeback show, to be honest. If anything, thanks to prestige TV budgets, the shared universe thing, CG effects, etc. CBS/Paramount could/should do one of two things:

-Kill Trek off entirely for at least another 10 years on TV and let the audience want to have it back: They DID do that, though, and it just didn't work.

-Go Anthology or shared universe. Other shows have seemingly had success with this concept. Every season is a Trek season, but it's got a new ship and crew and theme each year.

If Trek is a big, unexplored universe, I think that opens up some room for branching the universe out since a large part of the audience is already in the comfort zone of what Trek is: The ships, the crew roles, the missions.

Now we can start to break off from that and get something perhaps a bit new to the franchise. We could do a series that has a cosmic horror theme, a political thriller, an edgy military Trek. Set them all in the same window of time so maybe you get the eventual callbacks or hints of past/future seasons. You could use it as a springboard for newer talent, or a way to attract bigger name talent who wanted to do a Trek series without a long-term commitment.


Data: "Lal? Could you get behind me so as to not block or take away the focus on Spot in the photograph with myself? Thank you."

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I seriously challenge anyone to find me a more late 80's/early 90's-looking still from a movie/tv show

shame on an IGA posted:

Bogus Adventure posted:

As much as I like Patrick Stewart, the premise of his show sounds horrible.

Timby posted:

The premise of which we know nothing other than it has Picard and it's set 20 years after Nemesis?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i'm the glowing alien that impregnated troi with itself, which she then gave birth to and briefly raised

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Actually I think that haircut is making a comeback in the white supremacist circles




now we just need Inara's hairstyle to make a resurgence among Antifa (please)

shame on an IGA posted:

Did someone say O'Brien is the only character it's okay to like unironicallly because Moogie is bae.

Facebook Aunt posted:

First Moogie or second Moogie?

naem posted:

i’m going to assume you raise gaugh just in a bucket you pour garbage into and it makes more gaough

Bombadilillo posted:

Forget sexuality. Who's buying Reed as the security man? This is our muscle, our fighter?

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Actually I think that haircut is making a comeback in the white supremacist circles




now we just need Inara's hairstyle to make a resurgence among Antifa (please)

Bogus Adventure posted:

They said it's going to be allowed to be its own thing, and Patrick Stewart was responsible for some of the worst decisions in the TNG movies (like the Argo). I wouldn't be surprised if he went back to the well from Extras and turned it into "Star Trekxxx: The Erotic Adventures of Jean-Luc Picard"

Bogus Adventure posted:

"Star Trekxxx: The Erotic Adventures of Jean-Luc Picard"

Ghostlight posted:

Star Trexxx II: The Whack-off Khan.

Universe Master posted:

Captain Picard Day has replaced Christmas and Vulcan No Sex Day as the most popular Federation holiday. The series revolves around Picard training all the mall Picards on how to act captainy for the children's pictures in the months leading up to it.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

all human holiday rituals are replaced by kancho and the romulans are confused as gently caress