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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

jesus WEP posted:

remember when adam johnson texted his partner to say their new baby “looks class” while sexting a teenager at the same time

lol

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Gigi Galli posted:

When Zamparini sacked him for being an insane womanizer and sex fiend I thought that he must have been making something up to hide a real crime. It warms my heart that he was somehow the only man in history that was too horny to live in Italy.

Suprised that Berlusconi didnt give him a cabinet position tbh

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
silvio to cheering fans: hes the newest member of my cabinet
kyle: plus ive brought my own wood

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
:golfclap:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Okay everyone the Juve president looked Ronaldo longingly in the eyes and asked him about the rape stuff and he feels good about it so everything's okay.

quote:

“When problems emerge I do something very simple. I speak face to face and I do direct questions to judge what's going on”, Agnelli replied when asked about CR7 rape accusations. “I did it with Conte, I did it with D’Angelo [after the banner case] and I did with Ronaldo when the first accusations emerged.”

“I am serene. I spoke to him immediately after that the first accusations emerged. His behavior during the following days confirmed the feeling that I had."

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Crazy Ted posted:

Juve president looked Ronaldo longingly in the eyes

well that's already more than ronaldo did can't blame him

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Ronsaid hes not that type of girl

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
warm butter

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Crazy Ted posted:

Okay everyone the Juve president looked Ronaldo longingly in the eyes and asked him about the rape stuff and he feels good about it so everything's okay.

Ronaldo looks class.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Brony Car posted:

Ronaldo looks class.

Calm down, Adam.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/nicoleheaton_/status/1057183750356983809

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’d love to see what those previous messages are, I feel like I’m not getting the fully story here

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

lmao at his response to that long text about doing a Father’s Day favor just being “u got Snapchat?”

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
Tweets been deleted. What's the story?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

The Perfect Element posted:

Tweets been deleted. What's the story?

A six month pregnant woman asked Trent Alex Arnold for a fathers day message for her bf, he turned on the charm.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

20 year old professional football in trying to gently caress anything that moves shocker.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/LeonKnight_/status/1057239418598293504

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

20 year old professional football in trying to gently caress anything that moves shocker.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
lmaooo

https://twitter.com/LeonKnight_/status/1057256942526177281

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lmao

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


Hahahaha

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Lol

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

lmao

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



TAA knows a pregnant lady can’t get knocked up twice, smart move imo

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
All a bit weird as I'm sure TAA has better offers but I never doubt the idiocy of footballers.

Wasn't there a geezer going mad about Konchesky repeatedly turning up at his house to cuckold him years ago or did I dream that?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Bacon Terrorist posted:

All a bit weird as I'm sure TAA has better offers but I never doubt the idiocy of footballers.

Wasn't there a geezer going mad about Konchesky repeatedly turning up at his house to cuckold him years ago or did I dream that?

That was forums poster Jose

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Verratti was arrested for drunk driving, he was over 2x the legal BAC in Paris

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Verratti was arrested for drunk driving, he was over 2x the legal BAC in Paris

That idiot pissed away a great footballing career to uhhh...make billions in France. I guess I can't blame him but he could've been Pirlo 2.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Bendtner sentenced to 50 days in Danish prison for assualting a taxi driver.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
He should have asked for 52.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Gigi Galli posted:

That idiot pissed away a great footballing career to uhhh...make billions in France. I guess I can't blame him but he could've been Pirlo 2.
He's 25 years old at a Champion's League contender playing alongside two of the best players in the world.

Ligue 1 is a joke but not really sure staying in Italy would have done him much good.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Vegetable posted:

He's 25 years old at a Champion's League contender playing alongside two of the best players in the world.

Ligue 1 is a joke but not really sure staying in Italy would have done him much good.

Hes 25!? Jesus I thought he was at least 32

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Bendtner sentenced to 50 days in Danish prison for assualting a taxi driver.
How the mighty lord has fallen.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Vegetable posted:

He's 25 years old at a Champion's League contender playing alongside two of the best players in the world.

Ligue 1 is a joke but not really sure staying in Italy would have done him much good.

PSG are a CL contender?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


CyberPingu posted:

PSG are a CL contender?

According to Gianni Infantino, yes.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Is there some comprehensive summary of all the stuff der Spiegel umus releasing? Their website is in German and also awful.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



blue footed boobie posted:

Is there some comprehensive summary of all the stuff der Spiegel umus releasing? Their website is in German and also awful.

They have an English version: http://www.spiegel.de/international/

Are the top 5 stories not what you're looking for?

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

The second best thing Leon Knight has done, the first being recording himself watching a highlight showreel of his own goals whilst of his tits.

https://youtu.be/16Qv_p0ILWc

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

The second best thing Leon Knight has done, the first being recording himself watching a highlight showreel of his own goals whilst of his tits.

https://youtu.be/16Qv_p0ILWc

I loving love this video

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

The second best thing Leon Knight has done, the first being recording himself watching a highlight showreel of his own goals whilst of his tits.

https://youtu.be/16Qv_p0ILWc

lol

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