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Two Beans: Nov 27, 2003; dabbin' on em; Pillbug

Lost Sons Chaos Lord in Terminator Armour

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:29

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:50

Broken Record Talk: Jul 28, 2009; A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire;
we had it coming.

Christ, reopening the Death Thread was the best thing Ettin has ever done. God bless him.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:29

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

BULBASAUR posted:

just boycot anime imo

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:29

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Broken Record Talk posted:

Christ, reopening the Death Thread was the best thing Ettin has ever done. God bless him.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:30

panascope: Mar 26, 2005

BULBASAUR posted:

just boycot anime imo

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:32

richyp: Dec 2, 2004; Grumpy old man

Ettin more like :getin:

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:32

Salynne: Oct 25, 2007

Two Beans posted:

Lost Sons Chaos Lord in Terminator Armour

Wrong thread

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:36

Two Beans: Nov 27, 2003; dabbin' on em; Pillbug

Lost Sons Dark Apostle

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:37

Lovely Joe Stalin: Jun 12, 2007; Our Lovely Wang

Captain Rufus posted:

Can you just go back to the 40k thread for your tryhard circle jerk?

I know your type are into singling out isolated groups, but bitch, this is the whole community calling you idiots.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:39

smug jeebus: Oct 26, 2008

Two Beans posted:

Lost Sons Chaos Lord in Terminator Armour

#blessed (by chaos)

Also historical gamers are a lot more tolerable in the ancients/medieval eras. Haven't met a douchebag yet. They are mostly geezers though.

smug jeebus fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Oct 26, 2018

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:44

Mugaaz: Mar 1, 2008; WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME JUSTICE WARRIOR ON EVERY FORUM

For people who want to make fun of Infinity cheesecake. There is a much more horrifying model you should be using. This one:

Why this you ask? It is just a sexy alien womanz? Wrong. It is a sexy female Morat. You might be wondering "Ok, so it is a Morat, so what?". Good question. Well Morats are supposed to be angry red apes likes this:

So, the designer of the model wanted to make a sexy female Morat. However, when they got to the head, they realized it is nearly impossible to sculpt a cheesecake face for a female ape. Oh poo poo! What to do? Slap a helm on her that covers the entire head! Problem solved mate! Sexy cheesecake Morats are here.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:48

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

richyp posted:

Either go cardboard or go full infinity.

poo poo posting aside, that is a nice rear end

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:48

richyp: Dec 2, 2004; Grumpy old man

BULBASAUR posted:

poo poo posting aside, that is a nice rear end

It's the use of matt medium to soften the blend between layers leading to the smooth transition... no sorry can't do it.

Mugaaz posted:

For people who want to make fun of Infinity cheesecake. There is a much more horrifying model you should be using. This one:

Why this you ask? It is just a sexy alien womanz? Wrong. It is a sexy female Morat. You might be wondering "Ok, so it is a Morat, so what?". Good question. Well Morats are supposed to be angry red apes likes this:

So, the designer of the model wanted to make a sexy female Morat. However, when they got to the head, they realized it is nearly impossible to sculpt a cheesecake face for a female ape. Oh poo poo! What to do? Slap a helm on her that covers the entire head! Problem solved mate! Sexy cheesecake Morats are here.

ok hun x

# ? Oct 26, 2018 00:49

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

Mugaaz posted:

For people who want to make fun of Infinity cheesecake. There is a much more horrifying model you should be using. This one:

Why this you ask? It is just a sexy alien womanz? Wrong. It is a sexy female Morat. You might be wondering "Ok, so it is a Morat, so what?". Good question. Well Morats are supposed to be angry red apes likes this:

So, the designer of the model wanted to make a sexy female Morat. However, when they got to the head, they realized it is nearly impossible to sculpt a cheesecake face for a female ape. Oh poo poo! What to do? Slap a helm on her that covers the entire head! Problem solved mate! Sexy cheesecake Morats are here.

I agree, infinity is full of lovely models that are designed to turn nerds on. People shouldn�t buy it.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:05

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

Two Beans posted:

Lost Sons Dark Apostle

Here's some of mine

Kabalite Warrior of the Flayed Skull

Alpha Legion Sterngard Veteran

Blood Warrior of Khorne

Reverse

Dusk Viper Leman Russ Battle Tank (counts as Tallarn Regiment)

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:06

Salynne: Oct 25, 2007

mango sentinel posted:

Here's some of mine

Kabalite Warrior of the Flayed Skull

Alpha Legion Sterngard Veteran

Blood Warrior of Khorne

Reverse

Dusk Viper Leman Russ Battle Tank (counts as Tallarn Regiment)

I don't mean to alarm you but there is mold lines on your models and no paint on your models.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:13

richyp: Dec 2, 2004; Grumpy old man

General Olloth posted:

no paint on your models.

oh boy, here we go.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:14

Mugaaz: Mar 1, 2008; WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME JUSTICE WARRIOR ON EVERY FORUM

General Olloth posted:

I don't mean to alarm you but there is mold lines on your models and no paint on your models.

Also, I'm not seeing any breasts? What use could these models have?

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:15

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Mugaaz posted:

Also, I'm not seeing any breasts? What use could these models have?

Rolling with the punches generally just leads to being punched more FYI

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:20

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Yeah, this lady that GW just added is loving rad. Pretty much indistinguishable in armour design from the other models on the battlefield, doesn't even have tit-plate.

Wizards is almost there, they just need to learn that plate armour worn by women don't need large metal cups for each boob. The best thing they've done is that in d&d 5th, they've added lore that after a long nap an Elf can select whatever gender they want for that day (including none). I like to think of it as a giant middle finger to the more toxic members of the community while also being super inclusive to people.

It's a shame you can't shove big ol marine pauldrons on that mini without a hacksaw and some gumption.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:22

Ilor: Feb 2, 2008; That's a crit.

Mugaaz posted:

No one has mentioned how the real crime here is Finecast.

I mean, think what all those awful bubbles will do to the lovingly-sculpted nipple-detail! GW, you monsters!!!! :argh:

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:23

grassy gnoll: Aug 27, 2006; The pawsting business is tough work.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:25

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:27

Ilor: Feb 2, 2008; That's a crit.

grassy gnoll posted:

Whoa. Look at the distribution of adipose tissue above the waist - the "love handles" if you will. That is...not female. That is very clearly a man's torso that has had boobies...stuck? Welded? Fused onto it? Whatever, it reads as neither clearly male nor clearly female. I was not previously aware that the Daughters of Khaine were supposed to be drag queens.

Objectification arguments aside, that art is just...not good. :yikes:

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:35

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

BULBASAUR posted:

Tali no!

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:41

Badablack: Apr 17, 2018

In all fairness they�re Elves. Making another species into voluptuous curvy sexpots with generic pointy ears for increased fuckability is kinda silly. Make that D&D dex buff really apparent, make em scrawny and lean with Zoolander faces.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:42

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

grassy gnoll posted:

Do you really see no difference in the poses between those guys and these?

# ? Oct 26, 2018 01:45

Two Beans: Nov 27, 2003; dabbin' on em; Pillbug

Lost Sons Hellforged Leviathan Dreadnought

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:05

Seldom Posts: Jul 4, 2010; Grimey Drawer

I see two companies that make sexist minis but only one company getting ragged for it.

Can't imagine why that is.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:11

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Ilor posted:

Fashionable Jorts, I've just started working through your game rules. I'll try to give you some feedback ASAP.

Awesome, thanks. Don't hold back on criticism! I feel like my ideas have potential, but may be lost in bad design choices.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:11

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Seldom Posts posted:

I see two companies that make sexist minis but only one company getting ragged for it.

Can't imagine why that is.

Gw minis are not great. But compared to infinity wank material, they're the poster child of modesty.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:13

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

Seldom Posts posted:

I see two companies that make sexist minis but only one company getting ragged for it.

Can't imagine why that is.

One of them is elves not wearing a lot of clothes into battle, one is a range of models in poses explicitly made for the owner to jerk off to. HMMMMMMMMMMM :thunk:

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:16

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ilor posted:

Whoa. Look at the distribution of adipose tissue above the waist - the "love handles" if you will. That is...not female. That is very clearly a man's torso that has had boobies...stuck? Welded? Fused onto it? Whatever, it reads as neither clearly male nor clearly female. I was not previously aware that the Daughters of Khaine were supposed to be drag queens.

Objectification arguments aside, that art is just...not good.

Thanks, Doctor Elf Sex

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:31

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhmC-q5ccLA

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:33

Endman: May 18, 2010; That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Ilor posted:

Whoa. Look at the distribution of adipose tissue above the waist - the "love handles" if you will. That is...not female. That is very clearly a man's torso that has had boobies...stuck? Welded? Fused onto it? Whatever, it reads as neither clearly male nor clearly female. I was not previously aware that the Daughters of Khaine were supposed to be drag queens.

Objectification arguments aside, that art is just...not good.

what the gently caress is this post

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:39

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

tallkidwithglasses posted:

Do you really see no difference in the poses between those guys and these?

well the second one isnt a currently in production model i believe

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:41

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

tallkidwithglasses posted:

One of them is elves not wearing a lot of clothes into battle, one is a range of models in poses explicitly made for the owner to jerk off to. HMMMMMMMMMMM

"explicitly made for"

i dont think this means what u think it means

# ? Oct 26, 2018 02:42