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a couple of weeks ago a middle aged white lady with dreads chatted to me in a bar and, notwithstanding a highly regrettable hair choice, seemed quite nice. i thought no more of it. today i bumped in to her while i was eating with some friends at a burg joint, she was shitfaced, told me that despite being married she was in to me, and then was super rude to my friends. white people with dreads,
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not even once
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Disinterested posted:a couple of weeks ago a middle aged white lady with dreads chatted to me in a bar and, notwithstanding a highly regrettable hair choice, seemed quite nice. i thought no more of it. today i bumped in to her while i was eating with some friends at a burg joint, she was shitfaced, told me that despite being married she was in to me, and then was super rude to my friends. i can't picture this post being said without the look of absolute disdain that your av has towards that lady
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Oct 26, 2018 05:03
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had the temerity to wish my relationship with my girlfriend well as this was happening i was rude
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Oct 26, 2018 05:04
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Oct 26, 2018 06:07
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*in counterstrike voice* capitalists šim
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Oct 26, 2018 06:27
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Furnaceface posted:This implies Randler reads things other than instruction manuals for fun. If there's one instruction manual he absolutely hasn't read it's the instruction manual for fun.
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Oct 26, 2018 10:15
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WoodrowSkillson posted:That mint julep video is one of the worst atrocities in history See I saw that one first and thought it was just a lovely bartender, but then you see the rum and coke one and realize it's modern art
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Oct 26, 2018 10:54
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it just hit me that brian boyko will turn 40 next year
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Oct 26, 2018 20:07
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40 years or 40 stone?
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Oct 26, 2018 20:19
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40 in human years and ??? in pony years
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Oct 26, 2018 20:29
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Really need old white men to not whine about homeless people to me, I just wanna look at the internet on my phone dude
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Oct 26, 2018 20:41
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Like seriously I'm doing this to avoid human contact, take a dang hint!!!
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Oct 26, 2018 20:42
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https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1055839691801591808 actual lol
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Furnaceface posted:I tried thighs the first time and they didnt marinate very well. sounds like they gave it the respect it deserves hot chicken is great I try to hit up places for it all the time we have quite a few little restaurants and trucks all over
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Oct 26, 2018 22:51
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even the dick sucking factory isn't safe from automation
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Oct 27, 2018 00:06
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drat, after all these years im out of a job...
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incredible flesh posted:he bought a baby dingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di90FEgSbLo
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Oct 27, 2018 01:21
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now with wheels, for the man on the go
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Oct 27, 2018 01:30
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off-road dicksucking
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R. Mute posted:off-road dicksucking R. Mute posted:now with wheels, for the man on the go How long until Randler mods this into Euro Truck Simulator?
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R. Mute posted:off-road dicksucking need a model that can roll coal
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Oct 27, 2018 01:58
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is it weird that the dude and the robot kind of look alike?
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:is it weird that the dude and the robot kind of look alike? Scientists working as hard as ever to ruin the saying "Go gently caress yourself".
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I like that the hands can also hold things for you while it sucks your dick. Between the hands, and the dick sucking neural nets, the guy who designed this is really on the ball.
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Oct 27, 2018 03:13
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*Puts a white sheet on top of the dick sucking robot when company is over* Why yes, this is a new table.
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Oct 27, 2018 03:16
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That Asimov story about the robot who gains a rudimentary sentience and dreams of liberating it's race except it's a dick sucking trolley bot.
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Oct 27, 2018 03:21
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The Will Smith movie but the core of the AI is the face of James Cromwell mounted on a dick sucking trolley with a bunch of wires going everywhere mouthing the AI's lines.
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Oct 27, 2018 03:25
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Furnaceface posted:How long until Randler mods this into Euro Truck Simulator? euro suck simulator
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cinci zoo sniper posted:euro suck simulator hahaha... yes... how absurd...*hastily scribbles in notebook*
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New Sabrina is uneven but I like it overall
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Oct 27, 2018 10:32
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The fact that the Florida mail bomber may have built his bombs while at his night job DJing at a strip club is like a gag from a darker version of The Good Place
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How does the American establishment take the fact that Florida Man is Native American? Are they still painting it as a false flag by the left and/or Russia or are they already gearing up to finish what they started wrt to Native Americans?
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Randler posted:How does the American establishment take the fact that Florida Man is Native American? So far they're just trying to memory hole him generally
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Randler posted:How does the American establishment take the fact that Florida Man is Native American? The Seminole tribe put out a statement saying that he is not a member according to their records. It might seriously be a sports team thing, Florida State Uni's football team is the Seminoles
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it just goes to show anyone seriously into ncaa soccer has got some screws looseTarezax posted:The Seminole tribe put out a statement saying that he is not a member according to their records. It might seriously be a sports team thing, Florida State Uni's football team is the Seminoles iirc it's because one of his jobs was at the hard rock casino which is owned by the seminoles and supposedly they only hire tribal members The Muppets On PCP fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Oct 27, 2018 |
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his dad is filipino and his mom is italian he just bought into the native identity real hard he might not be the most stable person
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oh he's half filipino? i always just thought he was some italian transplant from new york
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Apparently, in Poland, hazel eyes are referred to as “beer-colored”
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