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Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
I am a huge fan of that aspect of the Imperial Guard. I think it was Dawn Of War where I was sending wave after wave of guardsmen to hold the enemy while I obliterated friend and foe alike with artillery strikes.

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Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Made me feel powerful and in control of my life

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Schneider Inside Her posted:

Made me feel powerful and in control of my life

I wouldn't know what this is like to compare it to.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Schneider Inside Her posted:

I am a huge fan of that aspect of the Imperial Guard. I think it was Dawn Of War where I was sending wave after wave of guardsmen to hold the enemy while I obliterated friend and foe alike with artillery strikes.

Sadly, despite being on their faction preview page as one of their big advantages, the Guard's artillery in Gladius isn't very impressive. For a one-unit-per-tile 4X (think the recent Civilization games), basilisks have an utterly ridiculous range and don't even need LOS to fire as long as some unit can see the enemy, but they deal surprisingly little damage to hard targets. They mostly seem effective at loving up infantry, though bringing a bunch to sit in the back with their ludicrously long range can grind down structures and vehicles if you're patient. Necron artillery is far more potent despite having 'merely' a three tile range on the doomsday ark.

I've found myself mainly using a screen of Guardsmen to go in ahead of the tanks and aircraft to scout and soak up anti-vehicle weapons, but most of my damage has been coming from leman russes and hydras.

Funny quirk about the Guard: they get the Tank Commander hero unit in his personally customized Leman Russ a full tech tier before they can get normal russes.


Another thing I like is that for the two races I've played, their settler unit is useful for more than just settling cities and is a valuable support unit. Tomb spiders are a respectable combat vehicle in their own right, much more durable than the Necrons' other early vehicle, and can be upgraded to protect nearby units from psychic powers and repair vehicles (including themselves!). Techpriests can also repair vehicles, but they can also buff friendly vehicles as well.

Cythereal has a new favorite as of 14:53 on Oct 27, 2018

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Lobok posted:

Next greatest change is pants optional. It's not like game characters get cold often. And NPCs seem to never care about what I'm wearing. Plus I can hold more stuff on me than a U-Haul. Why wear pants?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Ok but no socks is going way too far.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
You always remove your socks first. Otherwise there's a nonzero chance you end up as a naked person in socks, and that's unacceptable.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Queen Combat posted:

You always remove your socks first. Otherwise there's a nonzero chance you end up as a naked person in socks, and that's unacceptable.

If you have socks on, you are not naked

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

jivjov posted:

If you have socks on, you are not naked

Now I know what to do to impress my date next time we have dinner!

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

jivjov posted:

If you have socks on, you are not naked

I already tried this one with the cops. Doesn't work.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

jivjov posted:

If you have socks on, you are not naked
Famously proven by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Schneider Inside Her posted:

I am a huge fan of that aspect of the Imperial Guard. I think it was Dawn Of War where I was sending wave after wave of guardsmen to hold the enemy while I obliterated friend and foe alike with artillery strikes.

I've always liked the fact that the Imperial Guard is just a bunch of totally regular dudes. Like there's some genetically engineered super soldiers over there, a walking fungus that reproduces by dying so they just fight absolutely everything all the time including each other, degenerate space elves, ancient machines that loving hate life and scour the universe of it from time to time, the all consuming bug horde...

and then just like these dudes with tanks. This guy's name is Joe. His father was an accountant and he loads artillery shells into a basilisk. He isn't psychic, he isn't nine feet tall, he isn't a mutant, and he isn't special in any way. However he brought like eight million of his friends and enough tanks to flatten a city.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I've always liked the fact that the Imperial Guard is just a bunch of totally regular dudes. Like there's some genetically engineered super soldiers over there, a walking fungus that reproduces by dying so they just fight absolutely everything all the time including each other, degenerate space elves, ancient machines that loving hate life and scour the universe of it from time to time, the all consuming bug horde...

and then just like these dudes with tanks. This guy's name is Joe. His father was an accountant and he loads artillery shells into a basilisk. He isn't psychic, he isn't nine feet tall, he isn't a mutant, and he isn't special in any way. However he brought like eight million of his friends and enough tanks to flatten a city.

Still, one other thing I like about Gladius is that playing the Guard, if you read your tech and building descriptions, never fails to remind you that these are not good guys. These guys are bigger fascists than the Nazis were.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Queen Combat posted:

I already tried this one with the cops. Doesn't work.

Holy poo poo your avatars are in sync!

Cythereal posted:

Still, one other thing I like about Gladius is that playing the Guard, if you read your tech and building descriptions, never fails to remind you that these are not good guys. These guys are bigger fascists than the Nazis were.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

One reason I'm glad the Necrons somehow made it into Gladius as playable. When it's down to space undead versus space Nazis, I'm rooting for the robo-skeletons.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Cythereal posted:

One reason I'm glad the Necrons somehow made it into Gladius as playable. When it's down to space undead versus space Nazis, I'm rooting for the robo-skeletons.


The Imperium is what the Space Force is meant to become.

Pooncha
Feb 15, 2014

Making the impossible possumable
Deus Ex: Personally, I like the soundtrack of the game. It's techno, but understated in such a way that (with the exception of combat music) it's relaxing and puts you in the frame of mind to solve a puzzle. Solving puzzles is pretty much what the missions are about, after all.

That being said, I do appreciate that the game 1) gives you a rocket launcher and 2) acknowledges that you can use it to bypass locked safes, laser hallways, and some puzzles by blowing them up. I think I destroyed more architecture and safes than actual enemies with the thing so far.

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Pooncha posted:

Deus Ex: Personally, I like the soundtrack of the game. It's techno, but understated in such a way that (with the exception of combat music) it's relaxing and puts you in the frame of mind to solve a puzzle. Solving puzzles is pretty much what the missions are about, after all.

It's funny, because System Shock 2 is a similar style of game, but its music, while being really good in and of itself, doesn't fit the suspenseful nature of the game.

Talking about little things in SS2, I enjoyed all the item descriptions they had. My favorite was finding a room with crates full of life preservers, and the description explaining that due to outdated regulations, all ships needed life preservers, so they just shoved them all in some room.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Cythereal posted:

Still, one other thing I like about Gladius is that playing the Guard, if you read your tech and building descriptions, never fails to remind you that these are not good guys. These guys are bigger fascists than the Nazis were.

It fits the setting as it isn't saying "the Imperium is good, they are the good guys, you should like them" it's saying "absolutely everything is loving awful." The Tau were introduced to be The Good Guys but that just plain didn't fit the setting so they were made Actually Not Good.

I mean the robo skeletons want to exterminate every shred of life they can find and periodically wake up to murder absolutely everything so they aren't exactly nice either.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The orks are brutal cannibalistic psychopaths that infest every world they come across with their spores and live for nothing but murder and war, eventually turning on one another until the next target comes into view.

And they're the comic relief.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I love that the Tyranids despite being a galaxy-devouring hell swarm are possibly the least evil faction in the game. They're not evil, they're just hungry

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Screaming Idiot posted:

The orks are brutal cannibalistic psychopaths that infest every world they come across with their spores and live for nothing but murder and war, eventually turning on one another until the next target comes into view.

And they're the comic relief.

They are also weirdly psychic and almost none of them know it.

If they believe something hard enough, it becomes real. That's why they paint their vehicles red, so they go faster.

There's a story where an Ork warrior held off hundreds of Marines with an enormous chaingun they never ran out of ammo.
Once he was finally killed, they found that his "gun" was just a metal tube with a box of loose bolts taped to the side.

Fuckin love Orks.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
I just finished the main story in Super Mario Odyssey, and it's incredible just how polished this game is. They keep adding mechanics right until the end, but they have enough stealth tutorials that you're never in doubt as to what to do.

Pooncha
Feb 15, 2014

Making the impossible possumable

Gann Jerrod posted:

It's funny, because System Shock 2 is a similar style of game, but its music, while being really good in and of itself, doesn't fit the suspenseful nature of the game.

Talking about little things in SS2, I enjoyed all the item descriptions they had. My favorite was finding a room with crates full of life preservers, and the description explaining that due to outdated regulations, all ships needed life preservers, so they just shoved them all in some room.

System Shock 2's descriptions are pretty nice hidden gems, and provide some worldbuilding to boot.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

It fits the setting as it isn't saying "the Imperium is good, they are the good guys, you should like them" it's saying "absolutely everything is loving awful." The Tau were introduced to be The Good Guys but that just plain didn't fit the setting so they were made Actually Not Good.

I mean the robo skeletons want to exterminate every shred of life they can find and periodically wake up to murder absolutely everything so they aren't exactly nice either.

And yet, they're killing space mega-Nazis. I can't fault anyone for killing space mega-Nazis.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I'm playing through Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and oh my god is it even better than I remember! So many little things, like watching a bird raise its babies to adulthood, the faerie familiar sitting on Alucard's shoulder while he snoozes on a chair, a priest giving Alucard "grape juice" at a confessional, an owl knight mourning his lost companion if you kill his pet owl...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is the best Metroidvania game. Period. End of story. None better. Metroid can suck it, Megaman ZX/ZXA can go gently caress itself, the later Castlevanias are pale clones, SOTN is it.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm playing through Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and oh my god is it even better than I remember! So many little things, like watching a bird raise its babies to adulthood, the faerie familiar sitting on Alucard's shoulder while he snoozes on a chair, a priest giving Alucard "grape juice" at a confessional, an owl knight mourning his lost companion if you kill his pet owl...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is the best Metroidvania game. Period. End of story. None better. Metroid can suck it, Megaman ZX/ZXA can go gently caress itself, the later Castlevanias are pale clones, SOTN is it.

It also has the best video game item.

A pair of boots that do absolutely nothing except increase Alucard's height by 1 pixel.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
also some of the statues got they dicks out

Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018
Yugioh World Tournament 2010: During a Turbo Duel, the music speeds up when you have seven or more speed counters.

Disproportionation
Feb 20, 2011

Oh god it's the Clone Saga all over again.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I mean the robo skeletons want to exterminate every shred of life they can find and periodically wake up to murder absolutely everything so they aren't exactly nice either.

The later books retconned the necrons to be more like their fantasy counterparts the tomb kings, they're completely unrecognisable from that as a faction now.

Hell I think they're probably one of the most likely groups to actually ally (occasionally) with the imperials now.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

I think I'm getting weird these days, because I find myself enjoying good sound design a lot more than I used to. Finally getting to the US DLC for Bomber Crew and man I forgot how good the game sounds. Little radio noises for chatter from your crew and the boss back at base, the chattering of the machine guns, all overlaid nicely by the drone of your engines. The base campaign also has the fun of flying in the rain and hear it ping and patter over your plane.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Disproportionation posted:

The later books retconned the necrons to be more like their fantasy counterparts the tomb kings, they're completely unrecognisable from that as a faction now.

Hell I think they're probably one of the most likely groups to actually ally (occasionally) with the imperials now.

And it's a shame, because it's the old Necrons who got me interested in 40k as a setting. The Necron re-do all but completely killed my interest in the setting. I just have a weakness for 4X games.

Fortunately, Gladius has no diplomacy system of any kind so everyone hates everyone and it's a battle to the death. As it should be.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Mikl posted:

I just finished the main story in Super Mario Odyssey, and it's incredible just how polished this game is. They keep adding mechanics right until the end, but they have enough stealth tutorials that you're never in doubt as to what to do.

Now the tutorial is over and the real fun begins with the post-game moons :unsmigghh:.

moosecow333
Mar 15, 2007

Super-Duper Supermen!

ShootaBoy posted:

I think I'm getting weird these days, because I find myself enjoying good sound design a lot more than I used to. Finally getting to the US DLC for Bomber Crew and man I forgot how good the game sounds. Little radio noises for chatter from your crew and the boss back at base, the chattering of the machine guns, all overlaid nicely by the drone of your engines. The base campaign also has the fun of flying in the rain and hear it ping and patter over your plane.

Say what you will about DICE games but they always nail the sound design 100%. It’s both immersive and really useful since I can hear footsteps and other useful information with it.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is the best Metroidvania game. Period. End of story. None better. Metroid can suck it, Megaman ZX/ZXA can go gently caress itself, the later Castlevanias are pale clones, SOTN is it.

Hollow Knight.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Just Offscreen posted:

Hollow Knight.

INFERIOR.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

sotn is a thousand times better than hollow knight because it actually has a reasonable map system

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Overwatch Porn posted:

sotn is a thousand times better than hollow knight because it actually has a reasonable map system

Cornifer is doing his best, okay?

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

You can enjoy both you know.

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Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

i haven't played much hollow knight but sotn doesn't have anything as cute as that singing mining bug, so it's pretty obvious which one is the winner here

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