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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Different kind of naked. He is stripped of his physical form. That's even more naked than it's usually possible to get.
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Sauron's Eye is described as "lid-less", does that count as naked?
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Did Gandalf power up because he achieved the ultimate nudity?
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Bongo Bill posted:That's even more naked than it's usually possible to get. The balrog picks, petal from petal, until Gandalf is the nudest he is ever being. 1.http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04102002 2.http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112002 Until he is so nude.
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VanSandman posted:The Hobbits also bathe after fleeing the Black Riders. Owned
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VanSandman posted:The Hobbits also bathe after fleeing the Black Riders. haha right after I posted I thought of that and Gandalf and knew someone would catch it lol, still the crucial point that no one else ever took clothes off stands.
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Nessus posted:Hey dol! Merry dol! Tom Bombadillo! The only time Tom Bombadil was ever seen on film or TV was in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Survivors". Tom Bombadil and Goldberry were the inspiration for Kevin and Rishon Uxbridge.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The only time Tom Bombadil was ever seen on film or TV was in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Survivors". Tom Bombadil and Goldberry were the inspiration for Kevin and Rishon Uxbridge. Really?!? That’s amazing. If you listen to the podcast The Greatest Generation then you know why Kevin is the best one-off character.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The only time Tom Bombadil was ever seen on film or TV was in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Survivors". Tom Bombadil and Goldberry were the inspiration for Kevin and Rishon Uxbridge. Ginette Reno posted:I like when Frodo nearly has a panic attack because he forgot to say goodbye to Goldberry. Ah, mystery solved then, Frodo panicked because he thought Tom would genocide his entire species for being mean to his wife.
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Would Frodo carry a printer to Goldberry‘s house y/n
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Would Sam carry a printer to Frodo's house? Y/y
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Octy posted:Would Sam carry a printer to Frodo's house? Y/y Sam would carry Frodo to the printer.
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Electric Bugaloo posted:The balrog picks, petal from petal, until Gandalf is the nudest he is ever being. my man
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SHISHKABOB posted:Sam would carry Frodo to the printer. Sam would throw the printer into the fires of Mount Doom.
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Electric Bugaloo posted:Really?!? That’s amazing. If you listen to the podcast The Greatest Generation then you know why Kevin is the best one-off character. No, I was making a joke. There are undeniable parallels, however!
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“This is some new devilry” says Gandalf, as he skims through the freshly printed Sam/Tom Bombadil fanart.
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skasion posted:Alright, here we go. Big wall of text about Boorman's doomed LOTR script ahead, stitched together from a couple sources: 
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okay, so, Nindalf (Wetwang). Discuss.
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It allows us to ignore the provided gloss for “Gandalf” and reconstruct it as a mixed Gnomish-Sindarin term “harsh wang”, which makes it OK in my book
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Gandalf warning Pippin against the dangers of masturbation?: 'If you feel an itch in your palms again, tell me of it! Such things can be cured'. Discuss.
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Now I'm picturing Sam giving Frodo a footjob.
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Octy posted:Now I'm picturing Sam giving Frodo a footjob. That would explain the Proudfoots.
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To say nothing of the Hornblowers.
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Is that a Bolger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
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Hogge Wild posted:That would explain the Proudfoots. PROUDFEET! webmeister posted:Is that a Bolger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me Got a Fatty for ya.
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skasion posted:He’s the witch king of Angmar tho Tom as the Witch King would be incredible
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TheHoosier posted:Tom as the Witch King would be incredible https://km-515.livejournal.com/1042.html
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The Entwives journeyed to Tom Bombadil's land, and became trapped and twisted, possibly even betrayed by the jealous Goldberry.
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sassassin posted:The Entwives journeyed to Tom Bombadil's land, and became trapped and twisted, possibly even betrayed by the jealous Goldberry. This raises some interesting questions regarding "old man Willow"'s gender Aren't most trees dual gendered anyway
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Old man willow is just that good that all the entwives want to be with him. Treebeard visits the Old Forest: "Fimbrethil! How could you!" Tom Bombadil starts singing about how he is fond of parties.
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:This raises some interesting questions regarding "old man Willow"'s gender How do Ents reproduce anyways? If they have dicks, wouldn't they permanently have wood?
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Ginette Reno posted:How do Ents reproduce anyways? If they have dicks, wouldn't they permanently have wood? Seeds.
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They just spray pollen *everywhere*
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The real problem wasn't that the Entwives moved too far away, it was the Colony Collapse Disorder of the Entbees preventing effective pollination between the populations.
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:They just spray pollen *everywhere* Bukkake season is *murder* on my hayfever.
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Ginette Reno posted:How do Ents reproduce anyways? If they have dicks, wouldn't they permanently have wood? They’re giants not trees. They gently caress enormously. And they’re probably lovely lays too. “I am not very bendable.” Uh huh, nice excuse Treebeard.
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That's why Fimbrethil is fuckin' the willow man.
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