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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Ayn Randi posted:

billion dollar unilever brands is extremely #woke

From the same company who brought you the progressive Axe body spray and White Beauty skin lightening products

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

canyoneer posted:

I have no mouth and must ice cream

While I'd like to respect the notion a lot more, and probably should.

"poo poo colored ice cream with chunks of nuts in it" just isn't ringing my bell for resistance ice cream.
Like if they did this with a flavor called "Trumple poo poo-cream", ok.

But for this they couldn't have done a rainbow vanilla with peace symbol marshmallows and GBLTQ cereal bits or something?
Anything that wasn't "poo poo with bits of corn in it with Trump on the label"? No?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/DougExeter/status/1057383662751105024

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/DougExeter/status/1055910987205795840?s=19

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007


Observe the plans within plans within plans.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


finally activism I can get into

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

nooneofconsequence posted:

finally activism I can get into

you gotta get off the couch before you can get into that

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Catastrophe posted:

None left. I have no one else. My wife has also left me. I just wake up every morning alone, look out the window, and see that all compassion and decency is still gone.

e: not her, not her. She's a saint and I deserve being alone.

Have you started an en thread. You should do that, in addition to the other suggestions of finding someone and a counselor. Please start one if you aren’t trolling. And post a throwaway email account.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

CAPTAIN SHIT
Mar 10, 2001

guff

Jacob wohl welcome to the #resistance

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jeremynewberger/status/1057455314285551617

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

you gotta get off the couch before you can get into that

Postmates bitch

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

wot



e; oh is it a porn thing nvm

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/getongab/status/1057431544409686017

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Protagonist posted:

wot



e; oh is it a porn thing nvm

*porn-a-roonie

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oh

My

God

https://mobile.twitter.com/Z_Everson/status/1057435121622638599

Creampie Apocalypse

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Godspeed, balls

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




Worst Fallout XXX parody ever

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

quote:

Carter has about seven hours of video for a film that purported to tell the story of an apocalypse with adult-film actresses searching for the last remaining man, Dubin said.

Emails provided to The Times by Dubin apparently show correspondence between Sapareto’s Comcast email address and “Roy Randall” in which the two purportedly discuss name ideas for the film, including “Last Sperm on Earth” and “Armageddon Sperm Donor.” The email address is the same as the one listed on Sapareto’s campaign website.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Emails provided to The Times by Dubin apparently show correspondence between Sapareto’s Comcast email address and “Roy Randall” in which the two purportedly discuss name ideas for the film, including “Last Sperm on Earth” and “Armageddon Sperm Donor.” The email address is the same as the one listed on Sapareto’s campaign website.

This thread is now about god-awful apocalyptic porn titles

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/xhamstercom/status/1057358550874255360

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

I'd like to add Double Deep Impact

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Mad Maxxx Beyond Thundercock

/derail

e: wait, All Out Felt Her

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

This thread is now about god-awful apocalyptic porn titles

"28 Vajayjays Later"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



MAGA

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
Left in her Behind

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

this quote is as empty as my ballsack

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
The Choad

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Post itt every time you lol that Trump is Armageddon Sperm Donor


Edit: At least one or two days each week I wake up thinking that reality couldn't possibly, reasonably be any more hosed up than it already is. Yet here we are.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Air Force Cum

"Get me off on my plane"

Twelve Angry Men

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I Think We Can Cum Now

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/wohl_mom/status/1057451910167445505
https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1057452312073883649

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
A-cock-in-lips Now

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
WHITE WAVE!

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


It's The End of the World As We Know It, and I Creampie

Woden
May 6, 2006
American Politics - A XXX Parody

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Woden posted:

American Politics - A XXX Parody

American History XXX

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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Invasion of Their Body's Snatches

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