Newspaper Spider-Man: ARRGH! She said the N-WORD!

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howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Exactly. Really, it's all very simple. Here's a diagram:

Jason is a live action NSM character

# ? Oct 31, 2018 04:06

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# ? May 24, 2024 20:44

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

What better way to spite the kids than removing my cool mask on Halloween?

Also the real reason Iron Fist is asking Peter to keep the mask on is either that he realizes anyone in this comic will have a more horrendous face than the next and he's been spared that til now... or he wants him to leave the mask on to keep the mystery of this lovely romantic man going.

evilmiera fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Oct 31, 2018

# ? Oct 31, 2018 04:22

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

That's not actually Spider-Man, it's Luke Cage dressed up as Spider-Man for Halloween, Jessica is just around the corner with their daughter dressed as Captain Marvel and squirrel Girl respectively.

Peter has been on the can the whole time, having forgotten to pick up more Toilet Paper.

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Oct 31, 2018

# ? Oct 31, 2018 05:49

nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

Every Halloween Spider-Man slings around New York unmasked and convinces people he's wearing a Peter Parker mask.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 05:59

head58: Apr 1, 2013

nimby posted:

Every Halloween Spider-Man slings around New York unmasked and convinces people he's wearing a Peter Parker mask.

Swinging down chimneys and leaving presents for good boys and girls.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 12:05

Ikasuhito: Sep 29, 2013; Haram as Fuck.

head58 posted:

Swinging down chimneys and leaving heart shaped boxes full of painted eggs for good boys and girls.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 12:57

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

howe_sam posted:

Jason is a live action NSM character

Oh my godddddd

# ? Oct 31, 2018 13:00

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

"STOP!"

And let Colleen get in on this?

Kingpin is being perp-walked past right behind you?

Let's take an unmasked selfie together?

Who are you again?

# ? Oct 31, 2018 13:55

dupersaurus: Aug 1, 2012; Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

howe_sam posted:

Jason is a live action NSM character

# ? Oct 31, 2018 13:59

Small Strange Bird: Sep 22, 2006; Merci, chaton!

Synthbuttrange posted:

NEXT: Hammer Time!

# ? Oct 31, 2018 14:27

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Iron Fist is in love with Spider-Man, not Peter Parker.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 15:35

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

What if Spider-Man is wearing a Spider-Man mask underneath his Spider-Man mask?

# ? Oct 31, 2018 15:37

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

David D. Davidson posted:

What if Spider-Man is wearing a Spider-Man mask underneath his Spider-Man mask?

He did for a while, but then he got nervous that people would figure out he's actually Spider-man, so he took off both masks.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 15:55

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

howe_sam posted:

Jason is a live action NSM character

Any time I had a problem and I threw a brick, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 16:45

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Jason and Peter also make references to Empire Strikes Back that had me in stitches.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 17:44

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

David D. Davidson posted:

What if Spider-Man is wearing a Spider-Man mask underneath his Spider-Man mask?

That's how he keeps the little pocket of air with him wherever he goes.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 19:41

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

# ? Nov 1, 2018 05:38

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

That second panel D:

# ? Nov 1, 2018 05:42

jyrque: Sep 4, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

"Mask on or off?"
"On, please."
"Too bad."

# ? Nov 1, 2018 06:51

Psychedelicatessen: Feb 17, 2012

Panel 2 and 3 are a wonderful gift on this dreary thursday :allears:

# ? Nov 1, 2018 07:25

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

The rest of this week is going to be Spider-Man starting to pull his mask up then Iron Fist pulling it back down, isn't it?

Culminating in a Sunday strip where they end up recreating the alleyway upside-down kiss, somehow.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 07:39

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

Synthbuttrange posted:

That second panel D:

This isn't even subtext anymore.

Dear god--does this mean that the whole reason Peter was dunking on Iron Fist like never before is because that's what it looks like when he's flirting??

# ? Nov 1, 2018 08:36

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Iron Fist is gay. Gay for you!

# ? Nov 1, 2018 09:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

If he catches you, he's gonna gently caress you!

# ? Nov 1, 2018 11:58

Rectal Death Adept: Jun 20, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

$10 that he is so worried about Spider-Man revealing his identity because he thinks Peter Parker, super reporter, must be lurking around without anyone noticing ready to take pictures he couldn't possibly have taken.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 14:09

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

Rectal Death Adept posted:

$10 that he is so worried about Spider-Man revealing his identity because he thinks Peter Parker, super reporter, must be lurking around without anyone noticing ready to take pictures he couldn't possibly have taken.

Yeah, I was thinking that, too. "Don't reveal your identity! That sneak, Parker, could be just around the corner and after that hit piece he did on me..."

# ? Nov 1, 2018 14:13

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

That would be beautiful

# ? Nov 1, 2018 14:28

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

This isn't even subtext anymore.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 14:45

jyrque: Sep 4, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

joehonkie posted:

Yeah, I was thinking that, too. "Don't reveal your identity! That sneak, Parker, could be just around the corner and after that hit piece he did on me..."

It's... It's going to be this

My god

# ? Nov 1, 2018 14:56

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Rectal Death Adept posted:

$10 that he is so worried about Spider-Man revealing his identity because he thinks Peter Parker, super reporter, must be lurking around without anyone noticing ready to take pictures he couldn't possibly have taken.

Holy poo poo. It does feel exactly like that is what's coming next.

# ? Nov 1, 2018 16:59