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Our culture is going through some...interesting changes.
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Saw this shared on Facebook, couldn't roll my eyes hard enough.   
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Oct 29, 2018 01:37
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Trash Boat posted:Saw this shared on Facebook, couldn't roll my eyes hard enough. Wait... Is this a school for the deaf? And why would non deaf people be able to SEE something deaf people don't? Why would a deaf kid think that? Such bullshit...
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Oct 29, 2018 02:35
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Non Serviam posted:Wait... Is this a school for the deaf? And why would non deaf people be able to SEE something deaf people don't? Why would a deaf kid think that? Such bullshit... Maybe the one who suggested that was making a joke? Deaf people can be funny, you know.
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Oct 29, 2018 02:45
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not in my experience, just looks like interpretive dance to me.
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Oct 29, 2018 03:04
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Guys, someone tried to murder me recently. Can anyone think of a creative prank I can play to get even? Responses: “she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts” “she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.”
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Oct 29, 2018 05:31
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Clearly she should throw a fake funeral, and stuff some cold cuts into the coffin for added credibility.
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Oct 29, 2018 05:32
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I dunno, Leftover Coffin Meat would be a pretty good band name.
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Oct 29, 2018 15:13
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Tunicate posted:Clearly she should throw a fake funeral, and stuff some cold cuts into the coffin for added credibility.
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Oct 29, 2018 15:20
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Splicer posted:Please tell me the comments are people patiently explaining what coffins are and what they're for. They are the reason it's always so loud in a funeral home.
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Oct 29, 2018 15:35
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That’s not how any of that works. Eating embalmed flesh would probably not be healthy.
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Oct 29, 2018 20:37
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And as if it would be open casket. "well we could only salvage a few chunks but sure wrap some dress fabric around them and open 'er up doc it's what Ethel would have wanted"
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Oct 29, 2018 21:02
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Oct 29, 2018 21:57
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NtotheTC posted:And as if it would be open casket.
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Oct 29, 2018 22:10
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Right. A Five Guys in Podunk Georgia is going to be completely staffed by loud liberals. I think there's a hole in that story!
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Oct 29, 2018 23:24
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So much for the tolerant left
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Oct 29, 2018 23:35
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EVG posted:I dunno, Leftover Coffin Meat would be a pretty good band name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ymSofaKXp0&hd=1 It makes for a good song name at least. (warning, loud at the start.)
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Oct 30, 2018 00:45
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Oct 30, 2018 05:56
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Nah, the first one did. The other two not so much. At least one of the other two were just warcrimes.
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Oct 30, 2018 06:56
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Didn't America lose in Vietnam? Also, even if they'd won, how would that have protected MURICAN FREEDUMS? Did those farmers from across the globe try to silence the USA? Also, imagine hating brown people to the point where you don't even care about your own country's war crimes against their children
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Oct 30, 2018 07:25
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Serperoth posted:Didn't America lose in Vietnam? Also, even if they'd won, how would that have protected MURICAN FREEDUMS? Did those farmers from across the globe try to silence the USA? SHUT-UP, IT WAS A TIE But if I lost both my father and my spouse to wars and my son's draft number came up during 'Nam, I would put him on the next flight to Canada.
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Oct 30, 2018 07:29
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"I lost loved ones, so bah gawd I will undo everything they died for to ensure they died in vain" 
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Oct 30, 2018 10:13
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"They died so you could have the right to speak freely! SO SHUT UP!"
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Oct 30, 2018 13:18
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"daddy daughter date night" might be even worse than those parent/child dances schools sometimes have. 
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Oct 30, 2018 15:28
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Klingon w Bowl Cut posted:"daddy daughter date night" might be even worse than those parent/child dances schools sometimes have. Framed like that, sure, but having a dedicated night to get one on one quality time is totally normal. I still have “dates” with my daughter. She calls them that. She’s also four. I’m sure that terminology (and the hangouts themselves) will quickly stop when she gets older and doesn’t want to be seen with me. 
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Oct 30, 2018 15:58
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It's a cool and good thing to do, but there are also a lot of people who do everything in their power to make it sound as creepy as possible.
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Oct 30, 2018 16:16
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Sir Lemming posted:It's a cool and good thing to do, but there are also a lot of people who do everything in their power to make it sound as creepy as possible. Especially in the south.
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Oct 30, 2018 16:19
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areyoucontagious posted:Especially in the south. What are you talking about Father Daughter Prom is a completely wholesome affair, and not at all a ritual designed to reinforce the concept of women being the property of their father's until they get married.
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Oct 30, 2018 17:56
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Oct 30, 2018 18:30
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This one I would almost buy as real. The response letter isn't a "lol you random wacky person" but a "You've been harassing us and clearly think you're being funny but you're not."
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Oct 30, 2018 19:04
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Of course, responding with a meme.jpg letter to be posted on the internet instead of telling the mail room to start dumping letters from that address unopened is a questionable policy.
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Oct 30, 2018 19:21
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Fake because anyone who actually has that car knows it's a Cozy Coupe 
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Oct 30, 2018 20:22
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I'm the letterhead that's just the logo
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Oct 30, 2018 21:50
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:I'm the letterhead that's just the logo I'm the web only broker that responds to physical letters with physical letters.
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Oct 31, 2018 04:05
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Also, and I know this is a minor point, but I find it hard to believe that someone who signs letters in a somewhat official capacity would do it by hand with a blue ballpoint pen.
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Oct 31, 2018 15:41
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So his relatives died in two wars where the USA was not threatened in any way but still went in and lost and somehow that had an effect on an Americans freedom to do things? CordlessPen posted:Also, and I know this is a minor point, but I find it hard to believe that someone who signs letters in a somewhat official capacity would do it by hand with a blue ballpoint pen. Well if they sign things a lot they do, because other kinds of pens just suck rear end in general.
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Oct 31, 2018 16:17
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Jerry Cotton posted:So his relatives died in two wars where the USA was not threatened in any way but still went in and lost and somehow that had an effect on an Americans freedom to do things? I too remember when the US attacked North Korea on false pretenses and then Korea was united under the popularly-supported northern government.
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Oct 31, 2018 16:22
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I too remember when the US attacked North Korea on false pretenses and then Korea was united under the popularly-supported northern government. I see.
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Oct 31, 2018 16:29
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Jerry Cotton posted:Well if they sign things a lot they do, because other kinds of pens just suck rear end in general. My Cross gel pens vehemently disagree! I come from a long line of boring brown-socked bureaucrats with unhealthy obsessions with pens and they all used a .png of their signature for more mundane things and got out the Montblanc for big deal stuff. I had an uncle and an ex girlfriend who used fountain pens, which I think crosses into pretentious territory. Anyway, I think a more important question would be "what is accomplished by faking a letter that states, correctly, that I made a bad joke to absolutely no avail or effect"?
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Oct 31, 2018 16:56
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CordlessPen posted:Anyway, I think a more important question would be "what is accomplished by faking a letter that states, correctly, that I made a bad joke to absolutely no avail or effect"? your pals on reddit might think you're wicked cool
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